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What with times like these, what househhold can do without their own Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile System ?
Fortunately, the god people from Pig-Tel bring you your own personal ICBM.
But wait, there’s more. The Pig-Tel ICBM comes in the handy dandy USB format – just plug it into your PC or Mac, program in your favourite
destination target and blast away your cares.
One of these little babies would be a diverting Mothers’ Day gift and give mum one or two unforgettable lockdown evenings.
Now who wouldn’t want Pig-Tel to rush an ICBM over to their place ?
You could have one today (in about ten minutes, actually) by sending us your approval to
plunder access your bank account and with ten monthly easy payments of just $4 million, and a Pig-Tel ICBM will be winging its way to you.
Postage not required and definitely handle with care.