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Heavens Legs

14 Wednesday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Heavens Legs

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

Heavens Legs are sleeping in the sunshine under a dark rock warm and humid. We all wish we could be there, we all want to be hibernating. If you venture out the kookaburra will get you, and no amount of tickling that fine beak will make him let you go. Squish, and squish, until those sturdy legs are no longer moving in fine sequence. Imagine the feeling of Heavens Legs across your bare stomach as you sit on the floor looking out into the dark night, and that’s how it feels in the kookaburra’s mouth right now. Heavens legs ruffles the feathers on Kookaburra’s cheeks. Snap! goes Kookaburra, and legs fly over the yard.

White Rabbit, Mad Square and “The Guard”

11 Sunday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cricics, Critics, Everyone's a Critic, Emmjay

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Mad Square, the Guard, White Rabbit Gallery

White Rabbit Gallery’s new exhibition – Beyond the Frame.

Lu Zhengyuan's Mental Patients

As always, White Rabbit have produced a thought-provoking and very powerful exhibition, but this time it’s also a dark exhibition.  Sometimes the art displayed at White Rabbit is bleak – reflecting artists’ disenchantment with different aspects of Chinese contemporary life.

Lui Di (born 1985) produced a series of graphic images in 2008 (Animal Regulation), depicting gigantic animals posed in urban settings – amongst the drab and dreary blocks of Beijing apartments.

Ai Wei Wei, recently released from custody has a work in this exhibition too  – with an assemblage of a series of large porcelain blobs – called, unsurprisingly, “Oil Spill”.  The work is amazingly convincing.

But in my view, the most powerful, and profoundly sad work is the collection of photographs of inmates in Burmese prison camps by Lu Nan.  A close second is Lu Zhengyuan’s life-size grey sculpture – mental patients.

The Mad Square

Grosz's "Suicide

But if you really need to be cheered-up after this White Rabbit exhibition, it’s going to be a mistake to go to the much-hyped exhibition now at the Art Gallery of NSW – “The Mad Square” – German art from 1910 to 1937.  I found it grim and disturbing – notwithstanding that it does include some important material from the Bauhaus school and (for me) a couple of small colourful paintings by Klee.  Clearly the lead-up to WWI, the war itself, the aftermath and the inexorable march into WWII were profoundly chaotic hyper-violent periods – strongly depicted in the art in this exhibition.

FM and I found it grim going – from the massively deformed faces in ink drawing graphics of WWI severely wounded soldiers, to blood red paintings of murdered prostitutes, it was unrelentingly grim.  Grim indeed.

Some time ago I complained about the Sydney Theatre Company’s War of the Roses (apart from the poor production), the tone of murder and mayhem accurately reflected the chaos of more recent times with the global financial meltdown and ongoing wars in the Middle East.  That show was an A-grade downer.  I found the Mad Square a downer too – but not for its quality, moreover because the content was very confronting.

The context in which this exhibition is experienced is a relevant factor – for FM and for me – yet again, a less-than welcome disturbing and even distressing experience in a world that seems up close and at a distance to be accelerating and falling apart at the seams – unutterably violent, mad and pointless.

The Guard

Which leads me to a very welcome balance – provided by the marvellous black comedy – “The Guard”.  Yes, there is more death and mayhem, drug smuggling on a massive scale, police corruption, more prostitution, a mother dying of cancer and a country policeman wading through a complex existential crisis.

It is truly hilarious – with the laconic wit and mirth of the  Oirish at its best.

The boofy psycho baddy is a wonderful counterpoint to the genuinely threatening and ice cold members of the drug-smuggling trio– driving along discussing arcane points of philosophy.  My favourite line amongst many great lines was when one of the baddies asked why he always had to do the murders and the reply was “Because you’re the psychopath !”; to which he protested and insisted that he was not, “I’m  a ‘sociopath”’.  The second crook says “What’s the difference” and the reply was “They told me inside the asylum, but it’s kind of tricky !”

The interplay between the ‘smarter than he looks’ Irish cop and the slick fish out water FBI man is a treat.  “Have you ever been shot ?”…. Yes…three times…. “Does it hurt ?”

It’s a wonderful movie written and directed by a chap called John Michael Mcdonagh and it stars Brendon Gleeson as the Irish policeman and Don Cheadle as the visiting FBI operative.  It’s a magnificently dry comedy and it’s a must-see.

The Tiling

10 Saturday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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The Tiling

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

He is putting down the tiles
at the side of the house.

He has a bad back.

When he can’t stand any longer

He crawls.

Mongrel and the Runt 14

08 Thursday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Dresden - Florence on the Elbe

Story and Digital Imagery by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Karl Gruber sat at his desk nursing a mildly annoying hangover; just enough to turn the morning into a minor mental effort. It was the Kirschwasser Karl had taken to Molong as a treat for Bertie that had done the damage; they’d emptied the bottle in front of the fire as they put the world to rights last night.

The sunrise drive back to Orange had been slow and tiring in itself; the low morning sun blinking and blinding between the trees had made Karl’s eyes water and finally given him a headache. The price of friendship, and over indulgence thought Karl a little ruefully.

He’d driven straight to his rooms at Bloomfield, showered and shaved, crunched a few aspirin then donned the uniform common to his profession; the white overcoat with stethoscope round the neck.

The stethoscope was an affectation, a conceit that Gruber had maintained since his graduation in Vienna. As a psychiatrist his primary function was to heal the mind and a stethoscope wasn’t much help there. But Gruber was proud of his abilities as a physician and the stethoscope was his badge of honour. Besides, Bertie, his dearest friend, was a physician, so the more often idle stethoscope was also a kind of fetish of solidarity with his friend. He fiddled with the tympanum end for a bit, thinking again of Bertie.

Karl pushed himself back from his desk and intoned in his best high German; “die Freundschaft”, then continued, in English, the pertinent fragment from one of his favourite poems by Schiller;

Happy, O happy, I have found thee, I

Have out of millions found thee, and embraced

Thou, out of millions, mine! Let earth and sky

Return to darkness, and the antique waste

To chaos shocked, let warring atoms be,

Still shall each heart unto the other flee!

Karl was fondly pondering the poem and his friendship with Bertie, how much he relied on his friend, when the phone rang, jangling his reverie to shards.

He picked up the phone; “Gruber.” he stated curtly, a little annoyed that his train of thought had been interrupted. The caller apologised for disturbing him; which Karl dismissed as completely unimportant finishing with, “How can I help?” At the other end of the line a narrative began to be delivered.

“Yes, I saw the activity as I was driving back from Molong this morning.” Karl’s tone was just a little huffy. His headache was getting worse.

As the call continued Gruber’s eyes began to narrow, as if he was trying to focus on what was being described down the phone.

“Yes, it certainly sounds like a mystery but I’m not sure how I can help”.

Gruber’s head was throbbing and this was his way of trying to get the caller to come to the point.

As the caller continued Gruber’s shoulders shifted a little inside his white coat. His chest puffed and a quick prideful smile flitted across his face.

“That’s very flattering though I’m not sure it’s entirely true; but yes, I’d be more than happy to come and have a look. I could be there in about twenty minutes.” There was a pause while the caller made a last point. “I’ll try and make it fifteen then. Goodbye.”

Gruber shucked off his coat and put the stethoscope away in his top drawer, an expression on his face somewhere between quizzicality and simple puzzlement. Either way he was happy to have an excuse to flee his rooms; with this hangover there’d be little work done today anyway. He grabbed the keys to his car and walked out of the office.

Fifteen minutes later, with Spring in the warm late morning air and his headache subsiding, he was walking through the rose gardens that surrounded the Orange Base Hospital on Sale Street. The blooms were beautiful; from light pink to bright red. A few spectacular vivid cerise flowers particularly caught his eye.

He was still mentally wandering around the subject of roses as he pushed his way through the swing doors into the pathology lab, tying the tabs on his gown and pulling on his gloves.

The young pathologist, one dirty gloved hand already extended for the shake that would come, moved quickly across the brightly lit space.

“Ah, Doctor Gruber is it? I’m so glad you could come. I’ve heard so much regarding your reputation that I feel a little remiss at not having made your acquaintance sooner. My name’s Watts and I am, for my sins, as you see, the pathologist.” Watts noticed that the German doctor wasn’t wearing a tie and couldn’t resolve why this made him feel uncomfortable.

Watts extended a darkly soiled glove to shake Gruber’s hand. Karl was responding appropriately, but for Karl the room had begun to dizzyingly shrink inward on itself, until there was just the body on the autopsy table filling his consciousness. He felt light headed and had to take a deep breath.

He’d seen bodies like this before, hundreds, if not thousands of them. Four of them had been his own family. His mind closed further in on itself; his face visibly tightened.

“Yes, it’s pretty bloody gruesome.” Watts said with what he hoped might be a comforting seriousness. He was completely unaware of the affect the sight of the partially pyrolysed body was having on Gruber.

Gruber, his hand still, just lightly, gripping Watts’, turned from the awkward pleasantries of introduction to the blackened corpse. He noted the shrunken facial skin, the leering vivid white of the strong teeth and the absence of eyes, the nose reduced to a bony edged black hole. Unbidden, Gruber’s memory threw up a horror of its own. The scene that cold, bitter morning in early 1944 as he returned home.

He had picked his way into the devastated heart of Dresden, already knowing there was no hope, but still, being unable to believe it, compelled to make this pilgrimage home to say goodbye to his family and his past.

He had approached from the rear of the property; it was easier going, there was less debris than in the main avenues; their trees reduced to ash and their pavements interred under the tumbled rubble of a thousand burned buildings. All around in the dun tones of destruction Dresden was still smoking and smouldering; the air thick with an acrid stench of high explosive, burning and death.

At last he recognised the back wall to his family’s demesne, though the ancient Linden and Elms that had shaded the lane were now little more that a few crooked black fingers reaching into a toxic leaden sky.

As if reliving the scene Karl found himself, though present in the brightly lit pathology lab, back in Dresden that dreadful day; shocked and horrified again, seeing, desperately wedged between the cobbles and the deeply charred timbers of the carriage gate, the head and one shoulder of a blackened grotesque with outstretched arm, the char black stick fingers curled as if in pleading supplication.

It had crashed in on Gruber that this humanoid charcoal must have been Fritzy, his family’s gardener and odd job man.

The world, reliable things, certainty, had begun to shift and slip around Karl. Fritzy had been Karl’s first true friend and had taught a young Karl all about their family garden, its seasons and systems; and it was the system of it that had impressed young Karl.

Though in truth Fritzy was a little slow, Karl had always allowed that it was Fritzy’s understanding of natural science that had first kindled the scientific spark in himself.

The shifting and slipping in Karl’s consciousness had reached a tipping point and Karl had turned away, collapsing to his knees in the ash of the lane. He hadn’t eaten much since the firebombing, yet he found himself contorted with vomiting as his eyes filled with tears, now angry, then pleading and confused. The acid bile seared his throat and left a harsh metallic taint in his mouth. He felt weak and began to shudder. Later that day, numb from the surrounding nightmare, he had found his family huddled together in one another’s arms in a corner of the cellar. Like the body on the autopsy table, they too had been smoked and cooked.

Karl had to very deliberately, and with some mental and emotional exertion, draw himself back to the present.

Obviously the body had been burned. The feet and lower legs had been charred to the bone by fire; the ankle bones and metatarsals of both feet just a collection of separate blackened cores. The end of the right fibula had been completely burned away and the medial malleolous of the tibia reduced to a blackened stump. The Talus looked like little more than a blackened knucklebone a child might play “Jacks” with.

The rest of the body, including the head, had suffered less actual reduction. The skin had been dried and smoked to a dark brown black and the now empty chest cavity showed that this “cooking” had penetrated deep into the body. The organs sat stiffly on stainless steel trays.

“I’ve found some very interesting things in there,” Watts said, noting Gruber’s attention moving back and forth from the gaping chest cavity to the arrayed organs. “But that’s not what I’ve invited you here for.”

Watts’ face took on a mildly combative cast. “They tell me you’re an expert on head injuries.” He said with a hint of challenge.

Gruber just shrugged self effacingly.

“Well we’ve got a problem here that might be right up your alley.”

Gruber, his difficult memories receding and his attention still entirely on the body, replied, “That alley’s already jammed with difficulties, so much so that it’s often hard to see the real problems.” He stopped and fixed Watts with his dark eyes.

“So what is this problem that has so recklessly wandered up my alley.”

Watts had heard that Gruber could be difficult. Not exactly unfriendly, but demanding in the way brilliant men often are. Watts determined that the time for soft soap and shilly-shally was past. He fell easily into the professional jargon he felt they would both feel more comfortable with.

“I’ve established that he was alive when the fire was burning around him. His upper respiratory tract and lungs are full of soot and the alveoli are packed with tiny contaminants. There’s no doubt in my mind he died of asphyxia after inhaling the heavily contaminated smoke from the fire. That having been said, there appears to be no other somatic injury than this,” Watts picked up the head and turned it, creaking, on its neck, revealing an area of mashed hair, scalp and bone. The area was heat affected but hadn’t actually burned.

“Probably saved from the worst of it by having come to rest on the floor. No fuel and not enough heat or air to burn, save the hair.” Watts offered.

Gruber, gesturing and making subdued inarticulate noises, indicated he wanted to hold the head. Watts shrugged and passed the head into Gruber’s outstretched palms.

Gruber closed his eyes like a mystic and began to gently feel the bumps and contours of the skull with the tips of his fingers. Watts thought it all a little “music hall” but stood back, giving Gruber room. He didn’t want to get on the wrong side of the queer German this early in their acquaintanceship.

Gruber began to mumble to himself as he felt the skull. His eyes still closed, he looked more and more to Watts like some fairground fakir; his flatly intoned mumbling like some weird mantra.

“Mumble, mumble, gabling of the vault, mumble, something bossing, mumble, mumble, glabella, mumble, prognathism, mumble, mumble.”

It went on for some minutes before Gruber opened his eyes again, placed the skull back down on the stainless steel of the table. With the skull in repose, Gruber pushed back what remained of the lips, fully exposing the large bright white teeth and what was left of the dark coloured gums. He then forced the mandible wider and felt around inside the mouth. There was a kind of creaking and a little snap. Gruber let go a small “humph” and looked directly at Watts for the first time.

“I think that what we have here, Doctor Watts, is a member of that much maligned and misunderstood race, the Australian Aborigine. I should have known the moment I saw those teeth. Caucasians just don’t have teeth like that, and certainly not in middle age.”

“An abo you say?” Watts questioned with a hint of incredulity, as if this was somehow completely out of the realms of possibility. “He’ll be my first then. We don’t get many dead abo’s round here. More out west, past Dubbo.”

“None the less, I’m almost certain you have an aboriginal man,” Gruber emphasised the word “aboriginal”. “Abo”, while the preferred term by a lot of white Australians, just didn’t come from Gruber’s lips with any comfort. It made a magnificent people, one of the world’s great peoples in Gruber’s mind, somehow small; and Gruber knew this to be untrue.

“Somewhere in his middle years I’d say from teeth wear, and of course he’s sustained a significant insult to the rear of the skull. It feels like there’s a non-displaced compression fracture centred on the suture between the Parietal and Occipital bones of the left skull. What’s more, whatever he was hit with appears to have had a defined corner; perhaps a heavy piece of timber, maybe a brick.”

“Yes, I thought so.” Watts added hurriedly, not wanting to appear completely without ability or insight. He was enjoying Gruber’s mercurial presence though.

Gruber stood looking at the body for a moment. “Can you help me turn him? I’d like to get a better look at that impact.”

Watts and Gruber gingerly manhandled the body. Quite fragile now, it was like a bundle of dry sticks wrapped in a leather swag; brittle and considerably lighter than it would have been in life after removal of the viscera and the reduction of bodily fluids and fatty tissue in the fire.

When they’d got the body positioned to Gruber’s satisfaction, the injury exposed in all its gory detail under the bright white swing lamp, Gruber bent in close over the wound, asking Watts for a magnifying glass and some tweezers without even looking up. Receiving them he bent in even closer and commenced mumbling to himself again, though this time hardly any of it was intelligible to Watts, who felt increasingly surplus to requirement as he watched Gruber pick and pluck at the injury, conjuring answers from the head wound like a magician might pull tricks from a hat.

“Given the extent of this injury and the insult to the brain that would have resulted, he was almost certainly unconscious while the fire took hold around him. He may very well have suffered greater torments before unconsciousness but I’ll need to see the remains of the brain, and if I could ask that you remove the head and clean the skull so I can get a diagnostic look at the damage.”

Gruber stood looking at Watts with a no nonsense look on his face. “You were right Doctor Watts, this is right up my alley. Tell me, did anybody find the rock that did the damage?”

“Rock?” Was all Watts managed.

“Yes. It looks like basalt, possibly rhyolite, though I would have to look at it microscopically to be sure. Pass me a specimen dish would you.”

Watts responded like a schoolboy obeying a masters’ request and Gruber began to pick tiny fragments of dark stone from the wound and drop them into the dish with a metallic “plink”. The last piece was quite large; well anchored in the bone of the skull, it took a determined moment to remove it. As it “clanked” into the tray Gruber saw the fragment had a small but noticeable swelling on one side.

“Ah ha!” exclaimed Gruber. “This was murder. I’d wager on it.”

“Murder?” The surprised one word question was again all Watts could manage, but Gruber was back down over the wound again.

“We don’t get all that many murders out this way either.” Watts continued, as if his world were somehow beginning to creak around him.

Gruber looked up at Watts, “Then imagine how unlikely it must be that you have a murdered aboriginal man on your table.”

“I suppose so,” said Watts uncertainly, not knowing if this was meant as a joke, or an admonition for Watts’ parochial attitude toward the corpse’s origins and condition.

“But not so unlikely as me being called in on the off chance to find an aboriginal man who died of complications from a complex head injury delivered by a piece of the local volcanic geology. This isn’t up my alley, it’s up three lanes of autobahn”, thought Gruber enthusiastically, estimating the odds as astronomical.

Watts meanwhile had begun to imagine himself as a young student again, standing before his professor engaged in some particularly difficult “viva”. He didn’t feel he was doing all that well. Gruber sensing the younger man’s anxiety smiled at Watts and instantly the younger man relaxed, the odd tension between them beginning to ease.

“My very preliminary analysis goes something like this. We have a healthy aboriginal man in his forties. You’ve already determined that he died of asphyxia and this head injury suggests that he may have been unconscious when he was placed in the building.

I say “placed” because the head injury would have certainly affected his vision, and possibly his spatial cognition and motor control. I think we can say categorically that the extent of the injury means our friend here was clinically “brain damaged”. While there is a slight possibility he may have been conscious or semiconscious, there is no way he could have walked into the building himself.

Moreover, if the injury had happened in the building where he was found, say as a result of falling onto the rock or the rock falling onto him, then the rock would have been found with him. That it wasn’t, suggests that the injury happened elsewhere and the unconscious or semiconscious body was taken to the building, “placed” there and then the building either caught fire or was set alight. Either way it’s murder or manslaughter. It can’t be anything else.” Gruber paused momentarily, looking around the lab. “Do you have the photographs from the scene?”

“Absolutely.” replied Watts enthusiastically, moving quickly to a steel credenza nearby and producing a think manila folder full of high contrast black and white photographs showing the removal of the debris from the body and then the body in situ from every conceivable angle.

Gruber spread the photos across an empty autopsy table, took up the magnifying glass again and began to minutely inspect each image.

Watts, at a loss as to what he should be contributing to the autopsy at this stage, rather lamely offered, “Tea?”

“Coffee, thanks.” was all Gruber replied without shifting his attention from the image of the rough limestone slab floor of the outbuilding. With the body removed, it was possible to see the differential heating of the floor had produced a marked outline of the dead man but there was no rock, nothing. Gruber continued to shuffle through the photographs. The images of the body on the stone floor looked as if he had been placed there, legs together, arms at his sides. There was no indication in the arrangement of the body that suggested the chaos of a dead fall, and a heavy blow to the back of the head would almost certainly have toppled the body onto its front. He would have been found face down. Karl was now convinced it was murder, pure and simple.

When Watts returned with their drinks Gruber was much more relaxed. He sipped his coffee, complimenting Watts on the brew.

“I love Australia Watts, I’ve become a proud Australian, but one thing that Australia hasn’t worked out yet is good coffee.” Gruber gratefully sipped the dark liquid, enjoying it enormously.

“Australians make a good cup of tea but coffee seems still to elude your ingenuity. This coffee of yours is a delightful surprise Doctor Watts.”

“I’m glad you like it but I can’t take the credit. I couldn’t brew a coffee like that to save my life. I had to get the Chief Registrar’s secretary to make it. He’s a bit of a coffee aficionado, got all the gear, the Chief.

The coffee in the canteen is undrinkable and I knew I couldn’t insult you with that. Not on so short an acquaintance. I’ve got some German friends living at “The Dude Ranch” near EMMCo. You know, the refo camp run by the commonwealth. I know how you Germans like your coffee.”

“Ah, the refugee camp.” Gruber nodded, chuckling darkly. “Of course, you do know that I’m a “refo” too.”

Watts good naturedly blustered a little as though the very proposition was ridiculous, but Karl could see that that one had landed. He was beginning to like Watts. What was it Bertie said about these young Australians? That’s it, “they had no sides”, “what you see is what you get.”

Karl enjoyed Australian idioms and the young man’s good humour and enthusiasm was doing wonderful work clearing away the few remaining wisps of horrific history that had flooded over Karl earlier.

“So, murder you say.” Watts took a noisy slurp on his tea and looked at Gruber.

“Yes, I’m absolutely certain now and I believe that when I’ve looked at the brain and skull more closely, we’ll find there can be no other explanation. It will also confirm my speculation regarding his aboriginality. He’ll show a relatively thick skull. It’s one of the main diagnostic differences between them and us.

Given that, and the location and extent of the injury, not to mention this fragment,” Gruber held the large chip in the light and Watts leaned in to have a close look.

“This swelling here,” Gruber pointed to the visible roundness on one side of the chip, “that’s called a bulb of percussion. You only get those when the source rock is fine grained, hard and receives a heavy blow at just the right angle. It must have been just chance here, but it does mean the blow to this poor fellow’s head must have been delivered with considerable force, a coward’s blow from behind.” Gruber replaced the chip amongst its kind in the specimen dish.

“I just can’t see a fall doing as much damage. What’s more, the clean, orthogonal shape of the injury suggests it might have been dressed stone, but small enough to heft in the hand, so bluestone facing, perhaps. The interesting thing is, looking through the photographs there appears to be no basalt in the construction of the building this poor fellow was found in. Yes, it seems certain he was attacked elsewhere and perhaps the fire was an attempt to burn the body and cover up the killing.”

The two men swapped insights for a while longer and Gruber promised to write up his conclusions as a formal contribution to the pathologists report to the coroner. Watts for his part offered to retrieve what was left of the brain and clean the skull for Gruber to inspect, but that would have to happen here in the lab. It was a matter of legal evidentiary protocol. The body was about to officially become evidence in a murder.

Gruber was preparing to leave, but seeing as he was coming again, Gruber offered to bring Watts a copy of his aboriginal morphology data sets, based on the American, Joseph Birdsell’s work in the thirties and forties. It might help Watts recognise a future Aboriginal body. Watts thanked Gruber a little too effusively, trying to give the impression that he knew what Gruber was talking about.

“All the best work on the Australian Aborigines has been done by people from overseas, a lot of them German.” Karl pronounced, a tad didactically as he held the swing door open to leave.

“Well, you’re certainly keeping your side’s end up.” Watt’s joked.

“Oh, you knew I was German then, before you called?”

Watt’s began to bluster up again, then noticed the twinkle in Karl’s eye. He stopped and a huge grin took up residence across his face.

“Sly bugger, you got me there.” The young man owned.

Karl smiled at the young pathologist. He had grown to be quite fond of him, even in the short time they’d been acquainted. They shook hands like friends.

As Karl turned to go through the doors, he threw over his shoulder, “Did you know I was from Dresden?”

Standing in the doorway, Watts’ face had suddenly gone ashen, his jaw slack and slightly open. That explains a lot, he thought.

Karl didn’t look back as he briskly walked up the corridor.

The Right and Noble Thing – an update

07 Wednesday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Gregor Stronach, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Muammar Gaddafi, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam

Story by Gregor Stronach – updated by Mike Jones

Gregor wrote this when Saddam Hussain was tried and executed- 20 December 2006, but with a bit of tinkering, it works well for Osama Bin Laden and it will still work when Muammar Gaddafi takes the big step into the unknown. 

“To Hell with you!”, he screamed.

I, personally, would have gone with something more along the lines of “To hell with this!”, as I scarpered out the front door of the court / compound. Yes, he was shackled, and yes, he was wearing a 90 pound beard (seriously – that beard is a masterwork, and will probably go down in history as one of the Greatest Beards of All Time). But that shouldn’t have stopped him from making a break for it. It would have been a more dignified death than being hanged / drilled by US Navy Seals / bazooka’d into the next world by Libyan rebels / freedom fighters / detergents.

I speak, of course, about Saddam Hussein / Osama Bin Laden / Muammar Gaddafi, horrible tyrant, brutal dictator and any one of the hundreds of two-word epithets he’s been assigned by the world’s media. He’s the world’s biggest bad guy, the troll under the bridge of Freedom and Democracy, the bogeyman America uses to make sure the rest of the world eats its veggies and goes to bed by 10pm. And he’s been condemned to death. Many believe that this is perhaps the most prosaic ending for the man responsible for the untimely demise of millions of people. He was killing his own people, along with the countless thousands of men, women and children who died as a direct result of his paranoid ravings and rash decisions. Make no mistake – the man was a cunt nasty piece of work.

However, the judgement handed down by Abdel Rahman has prompted a range of different responses from around the world, and – as horrified as I am to say this – I actually agree with Europe’s two surrender monkey nations in their wet outlook on the penalty. Both France and Italy have come out simpering, calling for the execution of Saddam not to go ahead. It can easily be argued that they are merely taking the moral high ground (as I like to do whenever I can…) – after all, they have little to lose by calling for a reprieve from the noose for Saddam. Were they spokespeople for the United States, such a statement would be tantamount to strapping an explosive vest to their political careers and wandering into an opposition convention.

I have been extremely concerned by the reactions of Australia’s Prime Ministers, John Howard / Kevin Rudd /Julia Gillard. You can see the delight at the verdict writ large across the sizeable chunk of vacant real estate around his/her forehead region. But… and here’s the rub… (s)he speaks of this verdict out both sides of the mouth. On the one hand, (s)he’s vehemently opposed to the death sentence. Look at the hand-wringing and crocodile tears at the impending fate of the Bali Nine – a group of Australian twenty-somethings that have found themselves on the wrong end of the death penalty for smuggling heroin out off Indonesia. But on the other hand, when it suits our PM, (s)he’s all for it. Whether it be Saddam Hussein or Amrozi (one of the Bali bombing masterminds, for those of you playing at home), if it suits the political ends, our PM doesn’t mind if people are put to the drop, or in front of a firing squad. At least Tony Blair had the nuts to stand up and say he was against the death penalty… he won’t do anything about it, but he’s against it. So… erm… go Tony. I guess… but he didn’t have the nuts to say no to Rupert Murdoch and Wendy Deng when they asked him to be godfather to their daughter……

Further afield, the reactions are predictable at best. The United States has wriggled into an orgy of high-fiving, as the judgement became common knowledge amongst a populace due in the polling booth just a couple of days later. The timing of the death penalty decision and the assassinations – a major talking point – will forever be criticised by many as a transparent attempt to boost votes for an ailing administration. But dead dictators win votes, and GWB and BO’B have had this little apple land right in their laps. Down in the polls and steadfastly refusing to withdraw from an increasingly unpopular war, Bush has claimed the verdict as vindication of his decision to invade Iraq to get rid of Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction and for B O’B it was to swat Bin Laden … or rather SEAL his fate. Or get rid of Muammar Gaddafi. Or free the Libyan people. Or whatever reason it is this week – I’ve honestly lost track.

But the main places that the verdicts will have effect is in Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya. And it doesn’t take a geopolitical genius to see that Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya / Syria / Yemen / Egypt / etc’s are in desperate trouble at the moment, and that things will only get worse when Saddam  et al do meet their makers at the gallows or in their own bedrooms. The already fractured Islamic world will have yet more massive wedges driven between the sparring factions. The Sunni loyalists are even still lining up behind their deceased leader’s party. Fighting between them and the Shia, who now have control of the legislative process in Iraq, continues to escalate. And the Taliban against everyone else in Afghanistan and the pro and anti-Gaddafi forces in Libya and the pro- and anti-Assad people in Syria ….. And stuck in the mix are western troops.

I fear for the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Syria, Somalia, Southern Sudan ……. Yes, they’re getting themselves a “Democracy™”, but they’re each just another government born of violence and baptised in the blood of their former leaders. The sectarian violence doesn’t need another excuse to continue – but the bloodthirsty shouts of the elected leaders of the western world won’t go unnoticed.

George Bush was smiling when he announced that Saddam Hussein will be executed. He was glad that a man is going to die.  Obama was less overt with the assassination of  Osama Bin Laden…… but who in the West will not quietly cheer the demise of Gaddafi and Assad ?  The message sent is painfully clear… You are bad men, Saddam, Bin Laden, Assad, Gaddafi. You killed people, and killing people is Very Wrong. Ergo, we will show you the error of your ways by killing you. And we’ll be thrilled at the prospect of seeing you die.

No matter which way this debacle falls, the people of of these middle-eastern countries are in some deep, deep shit. Their world will be one of violence for many, many years to come and there’s not a damn thing 99 percent of them can do about it. If Saddam or Bin Laden or Gaddafi had copped a reprieve, the outcry would have been heard for all eternity. And with their deaths will come fires in the Middle East so huge that they will turn the desert sands to glass, stained red with the blood of the many that have died at the hands of the powerful few.

But that red glass will offer the world one thing – the perfect material to fashion the rose-coloured glasses the western world will need to wear when we look back on these events in 20 years, and try to convince ourselves that we did the Right and Noble Thing.

© Copyright 2002-2011. That’s a long time in Internet years.

13 sandwiches and a hobo were eaten during this period.

W+anchor & Skuttlebutt

06 Tuesday Sep 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Painting

W+anchor & Skuttlebutt

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

It surprises me sometimes, how emotionally sticky Australians are. But then it surprises me how deeply tolerant we are. Still we haven’t thrown W+anchor and Skuttlebutt overboard and they’ve been deeply irritating of late. W+anchor! Stop goading your sister! ENOUGH of Nauru. One more n-word from you and you’ll be put in goal.

There’s a particular wisdom that all parents should know. Never get caught out making a threat that you don’t intend to follow through. Never say NO if you’re not completely sure of what you would do if it didn’t work. Never do that, not even once. Now Skuttlebutt’s gone and done it. It’s hard to know what terrible consequence this is going to have, but we do know one thing, now that the high court has said NO, and Skuttlebutt has only become disappointed, very disappointed with you….to say in return, we know that things are going to be very different along our coastlines. My guess is, backpacking’s got tenure.

It would probably surprise a lot of Australians to learn that there are countries, even quite close to our own, where wanting to go to Australia is not considered illegal. Where finding a boat and catching a boat to Australia is not unlike the experiences of many Australians of catching a bus loaded with dead fish and live chickens through the mountains. It’s a bit risky, it’s uncomfortable, but then again it’s something to tell your family about.

Sometimes local transportation is just like that. But it’s cheaper.

If I were looking for a start-up business right now, I’d be off to one of those countries right now. I would find a nice building and open a chinese restaurant. Near the water. With a little guesthouse out the back. W+anchor and Skuttlebutt. At your service.

The Agony and the Ecstasy of Steve Jobs

31 Wednesday Aug 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Apple, Mike Daisey, Steve Jobs

Mike Daisey Returns to the Sydney Opera House.

24 September to 2 October.

Mike Daisy and Friend

Some of our regular patrons of the Pig’s Arms might remember a review I wrote a while back on the great raconteur – Mike Daisey who performed at the Sydney OH last year – his monologue on cargo cults.

Mike returns to this year’s Festival of Dangerous Ideas with his new work – the Agony and the Ecstasy of Steve Jobs.

Here’s a taster from Tech Crunch……

http://techcrunch.com/2011/02/01/the-real-story-apple-and-foxcon/

This piece is coming to you from my Macbook Pro ….. the black Apple on Mike Daisey’s machine in the pic is a nice touch, though 🙂

T.A.P.

29 Monday Aug 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Lehan Winifred Ramsay, Painting

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

My mouse is dying, it falls off at the edges. The track is weak, my fingers can move the curse but not make it change anything. I need a new mouse. I order one on the friday and it rings the doorbell on Monday, Mourning. In between I TAP TAP TAP with my thumb, and by the Sunday C5 and 6 are crackling against my pillow. Racing down my arm and back up, I feel like a broken collarbone. The new mouse has a little button on it, up and down so smoothly. If C5 and 6 can speak to my thumb, it seems, my thumb can reply.

A Sequence Of Highly Regulated Events

26 Friday Aug 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Entertainment Upstairs, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Art Of Noise, Blondie, Depeche Mode, Devo, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Hall & Oates, Human League, Jon Anderson, Kraftwerk, Mike & The Mechanics, music, New Order, Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Gabriel, Soft Cell, The Communards featuring Jimmy Somerville, Thomas Dolby, Thomson Twins, Vangelis, Visage, Warrigal, youtube

Playlist and Image by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Today I’ve been up;  not quite kickin’ arse and takin’ names. Apparently they’re worried about diminished aerobic capacity so I’ve been on the treadmill. Nothing too strenuous, a brisk walk sort of thing. I couldn’t do it without a soundtrack. This list is the result. Sequencer tracks are good for any repetitious activity. (13/8/2011)

Just press the little knob down to start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivd6I-L8s2E

Mike & The Mechanics, All I Need Is A Miracle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2ggqJz4us

The Communards featuring Jimmy Somerville, Run Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1IsJEOVfnw

New Order, Blue Monday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZ9gEKBoYI

Thomson Twins, Hold Me Now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Tt86_PdGM

Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark, Enola Gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMPC8QJF6sI&ob=av3e

Visage, Fade To Grey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFK0-lcjGU

Art Of Noise, Close To The Edit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH33RIfi2KI

Art Of Noise, Peter Gunn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68C-r9kSLNE

Kraftwerk, Autobahn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fI8834iCgo

Thomas Dolby, She Blinded Me With Science

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA

Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Two Tribes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs&ob=av3e

Pet Shop Boys, West End Girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0

Peter Gabriel, Sledgehammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ilpYb_SbA

Hall & Oates, Maneater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Human League, Don’t You Want Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

Depeche Mode, Enjoy The Silence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpxSzacbyc

DEVO, Jocko Homo (Are We Not Men, We Are DEVO.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg

Soft Cell, Tainted Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ujNrjVNYI

Blondie, Call Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VosFiY1SifA

Jon Anderson & Vangelis, I’ll Find My Way Home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8Wden1LFs

Jon Anderson & Vangelis, State Of Independence

Keywords: Mike & The Mechanics, The Communards featuring Jimmy Somerville, New Order, Thomson Twins, Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark, Visage, Art Of Noise, Art Of Noise, Kraftwerk, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Gabriel, Hall & Oates, Human League, Depeche Mode, Devo, Soft Cell, Blondie, Jon Anderson, Vangelis

The Gift

26 Friday Aug 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Story and photo by Jules, VL, Vee-ell, Vectis Lad and Lord Funston, Hadron, Little Hadron etc…..

Oh well, Vee-ell thought, another blustery day in paradise. What lies in store—he wondered?

The plumber was due at 8:30, just about the time he got back from walking the dogs. Not due to carry out any plumbing; simply to spray some bright paint from an aerosol can. The paint, to be used as a marker, so that the concrete cutter, when he arrived would be clearly able to see—to make his incisions in the pathway.  After all, without this crucial surgery, how could the waste pipe be cut, to insert the branch?  It got him thinking, was it the right thing to do?  Move the washing machine into the garage.  However it was such a monster, that it deserved its own sepulchre; being far too big for the new laundry, with its chintzy new glazed cupboards. And it was, after all said and done, a dryer too.  So it needed more space, just like Audrey II.

Yes it was it was going to be yet another hum-drum morning—Vee-ell mused, as he pulled his Honda into one of the narrow car spaces outside the main post office. There were ample spaces, but all on an angle, meaning one had to be wary; what with all of the secretaries collecting the office mail first thing and juggling car spaces like stumps on an Aussie wicket.  Still it was always pleasant to jump out and inhale their perfume, after the doggy smell in the trusty car.  He felt sure that the secretaries competed.  They were all perfectly coiffed, with shiny bijou belts and Lily inspired skirts. Lily inspired, he reconsidered?  Doubt it.  This lot are more ‘Bingle` than Lapkin, was his thought bubble.

Vee hopped out, dodging a secretary with an armful of papers and opened the mail-box, pausing for a second; pondering on the content: a bunch of mail.  No surprise there.
Spam in the bin, window envelopes to the bottom, chunky ones to be squeezed, put on top and speculated on.

Well, there was one worth opening on the spot: it seemed mysterious, but its arrival had been augured: its precise content unknown. The NSW postmark was a portent. Beguiling, he thought.

Immediately, Vee got down to it; stripped the tab back where the pull command was written in red and roughly jemmied the padded thing open. But then, what did he find? Another identical envelope inside. Just like the first. Feeling thwarted, but on the scent, the next red tab was yanked. This one however revealing an oblong plastic device wrapped in a hand written note.

The note was read, on the spot, holding it at full stretch, interfering with a matronly lady carrying a…an armful of papers. The note, fanfared the booty: a selection of music recorded to a Sony USB microvault.  So without more ado, Vee leapt back in the car, battling the dog-fumes—and hurtled out of the car park. The disapproving looks from the secretaries being a bonus.

The note and USB were from a fellow Pigs patron: young Hung, so with some excitement & ceremony, Vee cleared a space to examine this absorbing event.

Well a cursory scroll and an hour surfing, revealed a complex, eclectic collection. Some delightful and riveting ensembles. Something old, something treasured and something(s) new.

It would not do this kind deed justice, to blurt out the titles of this collection. They will be savoured by Vee-ell alone in the first instance.

His cup runneth over. And his gratitude will be fuel.  The USB, will be returned to its generous owner, once the music has been thoroughly examined.  All hail Hung.

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