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Libnat Product Endorsement #2 The Andrew Blot Pencil

12 Friday Apr 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Andrew Blot Pencil – Twisted and Pointing to the Right

A Tribute to Maggie

12 Friday Apr 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Entertainment Upstairs, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Billy Bragg, Elvis Costello, Genesis, Maggie Thatcher, Morrissey, Pink Floyd, Simply Red, Sinead O'Connor, Tears For Fears, the Beat, the Blow Monkeys with Curtis Mayfield, the Blues Band, The Clash, the Jam, The Specials, The The

 

tribute to maggie 4

Playlist by Algernon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpRm-p7qlY

A town called Malice – The Jam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPrrdRzlxc

Shipbuilding – Elvis Costello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk

Tramp the dirt down – Elvis Costello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfhxJiE38sE

Stand down Margaret – The Beat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjUA3RU4B8E

Between the Wars – Billy Bragg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUggZr_6bJA

Celebrate the day – The Blow Monkeys with Curtis Mayfield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts

Land of Confusion – Genesis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqonCo0A68o

The Fletcher Memorial Home –Pink Floyd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI

Ghost Town – The Specials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmRLtZKbB5c

This is England – The Clash (with Banksy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14lwdpYkAA

Black Boys on Mopeds – Sinead O’Connor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29WvCcp7zY

Maggies Farm – The Blues Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsq3H_6XuFA

Margaret on the Guillotine – Morrissey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlkXQm7tSCY

Thathcherites – Billy Bragg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVea25IH4g

Heartland – The The

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajy1xNB-LkI

Sowing the seeds of Love – Tears for Fears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHNDTGaIBWc

Wonderland – Simply Red

 

 

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Coalition National Broadband Policy Explained

12 Friday Apr 2013

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Coalition Broadband Policy, satire

Coalition broadband policy

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff | Filed under Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Liberal Coalition Fundraiser – Product Endorsements

11 Thursday Apr 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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political satire, toilet humour, Tony Abbott

Story by Manne

In an exciting and innovative move, the Libnats have hit on a new approach to fund-raising in the face of massive voter indifference … product endorsement !

Watch your TV screens for their new advertisements.

In Pig’s Arms breaking news, we can reveal the launch of their first endorsed product

the Tony Abbott Toilet Brush

toilet brush

The utility of the Pinocchio nose certainly comes in handy !

Another One Bites the Dust

09 Tuesday Apr 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Argentine War, death of Margaret Thatcher, General Belgrano

Borrowed with thanks from Private Eye

Borrowed with thanks from Private Eye

Story by Manne

“No, fuck it.  She’s far better off dead”, said Jayell.

“That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it”, Merv replied.

“Come on, she was the complete bastard.  She waged war on the working class in Britain.  She destroyed the union movement.  She cut welfare. She privatised everything that moved and a lot of things that didn’t move”    Said Jayell, who was removing a very large volume of bile from his liver and was starting to accelerate into the home stretch.

“She deregulated the financial sector”, Added Emmjay, helpfully.

“She led Britain through the greatest period of post WW II expansion”‘ said Gez.

“Yeah, and she ordered the deaths of how many hundred Argies on the General Belgrano ?” said Jayell. “She was a fuckin’ Mussolini in pearls and twinset”.

“But she did lead Britain out of her doldrums and she created a generation of entrepreneurs out of an unemployed hoard with a belief system of entitlement without contribution or effort” added Gez.

“You know what used to piss me off more than anything else, was her arrogance, inflexibility and smugness – like these were the only qualities a leader needed.  She ran the whole country like the fucking corner shop of her childhood.  Cash, profit and hang the poor.  Sweep up, keep it neat.  Keep sweeping up.  I made it through sheer hard work so everyone in Britain has to do it my way.  She was a countess all right – an effing countess”, said Jayell.

“Baroness, actually” said Merv.

“No, she had a couple of kids” said H.

” I dunno”, said Merv “is there a time to bury the hatchet when a great leader – whether you agreed with them or not – kicks the bucket ?”

“Bury what hatchet ? said Granny, late to the party, but bearing a massive welcome tray of wedges.

“Probably should ask the wife of an unemployed coal miner whose kids went hungry” said Emmjay.

What’s Wrong with Our Leaders ?

19 Tuesday Mar 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Democracy, Haigh Patapan, John Kane, leadership

HaigPatapan.JohnKane1-468x702Haigh Patapan and John Kane – Griffith University

Profs Haigh Patapan and John Kane discuss …..

As an alternative to our usual raves and rants and as an expression of a desire for balance ….. this interesting site hove into view – from a collaboration of researchers led by Swinburne University of Technology –  called Australian Policy Online

http://apo.org.au/

The clip comes from the ABC – somebody tell Q&A…… please …… there IS intelligent life on this planet

I’m a Climate Scientist

23 Wednesday Jan 2013

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Climate Scientists, Dan Illic, Rap

Borrowed – with thanks – from Dan Ilic

 

An Open Letter to the American Electoral College

05 Monday Nov 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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American Electoral College, Democracy, Letter to the American Electoral College, Obama Wins !

Ignorance is Bliss.

Remember the last time we thought the American people voted for a half-wit Texan hayseed and the world was plunged into the Middle East War ?  Mission accomplished !  Using some seriously dubious voting scam in Florida.

I didn’t think I would ever be able to forgive the people of America for the wash out of that global malfeasance.

Well, I think an apology is due.

The American people didn’t elect the President then, the time after and the time after that.  And they won’t elect the president tomorrow our time (or the day after their time).

Apparently, the great American Constitution does not even give her citizens the right to vote.  They have a patronising system  called “The Electoral College” who vote for them by some kind of proxy deal, not in any way open to skull-duggery, massive cash flows or other dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

So not only are American citizens relieved of their democratic rights – you know, the ones’ they’ve successfully transplanted to grow so well in Iraq, but less so in Afghanistan, but the remainder of the world can have our liberty and our superannuation circumscribed by the same folks.

In Australia, we have not only a right to vote, but an obligation.  But we have our own pack of dropkick unrepresentative swill, chosen by ……. wait for it ……. a mysterious ouija board process called “pre-selection”.

The only real electoral difference between the American democratic “system” and our own therefore, is the name of the scam and the shoe colours of the crooks who run them.

Oh, and when Australians screw up the election and vote for some unspeakable arsehat for Prime Minister, the rest of the world could not care less.

Accordingly, with hand on heart, I do solemnly entreat the American Electoral College, whomever you may be, to please not fuck it up this time, because when you DO, billions of what you call we “Aliens” get to live with the results.

Your humble peasant,

Emmjay

PS: The Pig’s Arms psephologist and bookie, Antony Puce has his money on Obama by a length.

A Crumbling Kingdom (Alan Jonesss)

02 Tuesday Oct 2012

Posted by gerard oosterman in Politics in the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Alan Jones

Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Kingdom crumbling as Jones loses fear factor

  • by: David Penberthy
  • From:The Daily Telegraph
  • October 02, 201212:00AM

THE motto by which Alan Jones lives his life is unravelling. The qualities he trades on – blind loyalty, fear and commercial power – no longer function.

Towards the end of his life he is flailing about like some deposed Eastern European dictator, demanding respect and fairness when he has displayed little, claiming victimhood when he has engaged in an act of victimisation which even by his standards sets an abysmal new low.

I have had a few private dinners over the years with the Sydney broadcaster. It is a rite of passage when you edit a newspaper in Sydney, as I did, to pay homage to the man and bask dutifully in his perceived greatness.

I’ve been on his show several times and 2GB hundreds of times. I’ve been to his apartment in the “Toaster” building, where his servant prepared chicken and celery sandwiches with the crusts cut off, and served Irish Breakfast Tea in the finest Wedgewood china.

Jones’ mantra in his personal dealings is “pick and stick”. It is both a promise and a demand of unwavering loyalty, by which those in his circle pledge to stick by each other through controversy and scandal. Jones is an inveterate letter writer and will put pen to paper to upbraid those he perceives as disloyal or disrespectful. He would probably regard a column such as this as fitting that category. So be it.

His comments about Julia Gillard’s late father were a disgrace. His subsequent apology was pathetic. Anyone with a pinch of decency should now be prepared to man up, as Jones laughably declared at the start of Sunday’s press conference, and tell Jones where he can stick his pick and stick.

In order to understand Jones you first have to recognise that he is defined by a deep-seated siege mentality, where life is regarded as a permanent ideological war and those around him are drawn up on the lists he assembles in his mind of friends and foes. The contradiction of Jones, who has no real personal life at all, is that when he is not broadcasting he busies himself with generous acts for put-upon individuals and families, doing unpaid charity work, writing letters to ministers on behalf of people who are illiterate or uneducated.

This kindly work fuels his sense of indignation when he is at the centre of scandal.

What he has never been able to recognise is that the kindly nature of his private work is often eclipsed by the sometimes desperately unkind or unpleasant nature of his public conduct.

At every controversial juncture in his career Jones has acted as if he is the victim of a conspiracy.

In his public life Jones instinctively regards any attack on him not as the result of his own wrongdoing, but the small-minded hatefulness of his persecutors.

This was the case with the cash-for-comment episode, a dictionary definition scandal, in which Jones and 2GB were paid large sums of money by the Australian Banking Association to go easy on the major banks. It is hard to imagine a greater betrayal of the people who live on what Jones and his former stablemate John Laws liked to call “Struggle Street” than parroting praise for the banks to a working-class and pensioner audience.

Yet Jones never grasped the moral bankruptcy of his conduct, regarding his pursuit by ACMA as an appalling example of the tall poppy syndrome.

This typical sense of persecution underscored Sunday’s press conference, at which Jones breezed over his apology to launch a fresh attack on the government of Ju-Liar, as he likes to call her.

Laughably, he took aim at News Limited for having the audacity to report his speech – as if it is the media’s job to ignore one of the most powerful people in Australia make the most appalling remarks in front of our next generation of political leaders and current members of the parliament.

As a result of the Gillard remarks, Jones has found himself with few friends. Many of those who are in the pick-and-stick club, who in the past would habitually declare that their friend had been fitted up or taken out of context, have unequivocally declared his comments a disgrace.

Jones has historically cowed politicians into appearing on his show. While Jones is Australia’s archest conservative he does not as a matter of course go after all Labor MPs. Some, such as Bob Carr when he was NSW premier, managed to get an often favourable run by paying homage to Jones and stroking his ego.

Conversely, others were bludgeoned into appearing after sustained on-air attacks, only to relent for an interview where the shellacking was even worse.

It has now dawned on politicians of the centre and the left that they should no longer worry about their Jones strategy. It has taken a long time for this penny to drop. The reality has always been that Jones’ audience does not comprise many swinging voters. He is preaching to the angry and the converted, many of whom keep listening to 2GB because they are too frail to get off the sofa to change the dial.

As the Kyle Sandilands sagas have demonstrated, the only currency which radio networks understand is the advertising dollar, and it is here where the ramifications from his remarks could be most acute.

Six big advertisers have confirmed they will not advertise on his show, some have said they will boycott the entire network, and more will surely follow.

Jones, who is fond of talking of himself in the third person, lashed out at the Twitter campaign for an advertising boycott, and talked about how horrible it was (and it is) that some have wished his cancer to return.

“This is the best way to neutralise and silence Alan Jones. They use this as an excuse to silence Alan Jones,” he said.

It’s almost as bad as saying a woman’s father died of shame over their daughter. This is karma writ large. Alan Jones is getting everything he deserves.

Calling Leigh Sales a Cow – Moosic to my Ears

29 Wednesday Aug 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cricics, Critics, Everyone's a Critic, Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Chris Uhlmann, cow, Graeme Morris, Leigh Sales, mysogyny

I’d rather be a cow than a dinosaur. Sexism versus ageism.

The recent post at the Drum (Finishing the Job on Misogyny, August 29) about the Grahame Morris spat is all politically correct stuff.  Who could seriously argue that calling a much exalted TV reporter “a cow” is acceptable ?

But neither is a so-called senior TV reporter entitled to talk over the top of her hosts’ answers and ask disgraceful questions that show a complete lack of respect for the positions of PM and other senior ministers.  We can see that scoundrels are lying through their teeth, Ms Sales.  You don’t need to prove it !

I think that Ms Sales and Mr Uhlmann are both a disgrace to their profession.  In my book they do not enjoy the same social status as the leaders of our country and they should show some respect.

Neither have they contributed anything positive to the nation.  This is not informing Australians.  It’s a pathetic attempt at racing the commercial stations to the bottom, most of the time.

Ms Sales and Mr Uhlmann are both just sh1t-stirrers at a time the nation is oversupplied with the same.

It seems that Wayne Swan, Julia Gillard and Bill Shorten have been coached and have finally been able to deal with Ms Sales and Mr Uhlmann’s goading.  Not only do they seem to not lose their cool under cross-examination, they seem to also be able to sell the message they came on screen to deliver – and frustrate the shit out of dickhead reporters at the same time.  I love the standard line “Well, I don’t accept the premise of your question, Leigh / Chris”.

Not a chance in hell that Tony Abbot or Joe or anyone on the Opposition front bench has the brains to pull the same thing off.  If they keep up being policy free and Labor keeps on handing out the goodies, it’s a monster turnaround – but no thanks to shock-jock tactics in the ABC.

In that regard, isn’t it a pleasant change to see the reporting end as buffoon rather than as a try hard would be inquisitor ?

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