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The Global Meanness of Libnats

06 Monday Feb 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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defunding, palliative care, Tasmania

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Story by Emmjay

So, Tasmania always looks like a great place to move to when the mercury hits the thirties and above on the big island.  That is, unless you need a job.

And you wouldn’t want to get sick in Tasmania either.

The Hodgman government is allegedly looking for ways to address overweening demand for emergency services at the Royal Hobart Hospital.  (Where have we heard that tune before ?  Answer:  every state and territory in the federation.)

But for my money the lowest mean act is that to save money they are defunding Palliative Care Tasmania.  According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania is the organisation that trains palliative care workers and offers support to terminally ill people and their families.  This is without a doubt an outrageous thing to do.

Patients with terminal illnesses and their families in my opinion are the people smack dab between the rock and the hardest place one faces in life.  Anyone who has sat with a loved one in God’s waiting room and shared the pain and suffering so many folk experience at the end of their life will know just how critically important is quality palliative care. And the carers in my experience do the most difficult, incredibly important and demanding jobs – for the lowest pay.  SO this is a double if not a triple whammy.

But it’s lucky that the Taswegians have a sympathetic ear in Canberra.  Regardless of who’s the Minister for Health and ageing this week.  Gadzooks – NOT GREG Hunt !  They’re really up shit creek now.

According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania has worked with 250 organisations across the state, has been going for 20 years and was granted $2.6M in 2012 to ramp up its programs.  The fact that the organisation is facing closure now because government funding has dried up, gives the lie to the allegation that state and federal politicians and bureaucrats have any concept that government is for the long haul.  And it’s certainly not rocket surgery to understand that with an ageing population the demand for end-of-life care is rising.

It beggars belief that the Minister Darren Mathewson recognised that this would be a significant loss.  That was it.  Well done Darren.  Thanks for coming.

Effing outrageous.

On a lighter note, the Turnbull government has managed the unthinkable – lower approval ratings than even the Abbott government.  Couldn’t possibly be because they haven’t actually done ANYTHING since they fluked re-election.  Could it ?  Well, I suppose standing down Susan Ley was a major achievement.  And replacing her with Greg Hunt.  Masterful leadership, Mal.  Fucking masterful.  And what a great job you’re doing looking after the refugees.

This is not a government.  Cat spew would be better at running the country than these guys.

So, if Tasmania is out, and the American rich have not purchased all of New Zealand, maybe it’s time to cash in some of the goodwill Australia has gained by accepting, no questions asked, kiwi economic refugees in the past.

 

Medical Talk

29 Thursday Dec 2011

Posted by Mark in Uncategorized

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humor, humour, Nursing, palliative care, terminology

"Nurse, can I have a bedpan?" By Warrigal

 

Given the latest brouhaha about diagnosing syndromes and medical terminology I thought I would give you some insight into how we talk to each other at work about patients.

Disclaimer: Any one that can identify or relate to any of the following has both feet firmly planted on the ground and is a realist.

“Hey, RN (Registered Nurse), the PIA(Pain in the Arse) in Room 2 has just had a DNM (Deep and Meaningful) with the PCW (Personal Care Worker) about the TIA (Trans Ischaemic Attack) he had that led to a CVA (Cerebral Vascular Accident)” says the EN (Enrolled Nurse).

“What does the PRICK (Slang for male genitalia) want?” quips the RN.

“He wants a PRN (medication given as necessary) SC(Sub Cutaneous), IM(Intra Muscular), IV(Intra Venous) or O(Oral) pain killer preferably an S8(Schedule 8 of the Poisons Schedule) or S4(Schedule 4 of the Poisons Schedule) but definitely not PR(Per Rectum)” retorts the EN.

“FUCK(Slang for fornication)”says the RN, thinking SHIT(Slang for faeces) I’ll have to do some paper work now. “How about two saccharine(PLACEBO) and a cup of coffee?” parries the RN.

“Nah. I mean the (L)(Left) BKA(Below Knee Amputation) was only 4/7(4 days ago) ago” states the EN.

SHIT, FUCK, PISS(slang for urine)(Therefore faeces, fornication, urine), I’ll really have to some paper work now. “When did he have his last BO(Bowels Open), maybe he just needs C&S(Coloxyl with Senna, a well know aperient) or a PR Microlax(A commercially available enema)?”. Sticking your gloved finger up someone’s bottom is far better than doing any paper work.  “Take a UA(Urine Analysis) from his IDC(In Dwelling Catheter) for an MSSU(Mid Stream Specimen of Urine) and send it to path(pathology). Put him on NBM(Nil By Mouth) and flush his PEG(Percutaneous Endoscopic Gastrostomy) with 100mls of H2O(Water). Initiate a TS(Treatment Sheet) for his ST(Skin Tear) for his (R)(Right) Shin(Shin).” This will bluff them thinks the RN.

“What will that do for his pain?” asks the EN.

“Look, I am the RN, you are the EN, the pecking order is I tell you what to do” asserts the RN but yes it will do SFA(Sweet Fuck All) for his pain but it may take his mind off it. “Is he a BSP(Believer in Sky Pixies)?” proffers the RN hoping another red herring will prevent having to do paper work.

“Nah, look he’s an NFR(Not For Resuscitation) but it says in his notes that he is a Jedi” replies the EN.

Jesus H. Christ, thinks the RN, a loon(an abbreviation of lunatic)(Loon – anyone that does not agree with the RN). “Ok, I’ll ring the MO(Medical Officer) but lets give him some haloperidol(a really nasty drug that sedates you), midazolam (a really nasty drug that makes you forget) and some morphine(a really nasty drug that relieves pain by making you sleep and dream. Morphine is more addictive than air). Bloody hell, thinks the RN, this job would be great if it wasn’t for the patients.

 Keywords: Nursing, terminology, palliative care, humor, humour

 

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