Monthly Archives: October 2009

Father O’Way – and PA Patrons Discover that Space and Time are Curved III

Posted on October 30, 2009 by

Analgesia by Mirriyuula “When space and time are curved, telling a story non-sequentially hardly matters” …….. incompetent PA editor I walk into the Bats Droppings. It feels soft underfoot and aromatic, er, um, the pub that is. Michael the publican … Continue reading →

Posted in Father O'Way Chronicles | 11 Comments

Australian Political Jihadist Infiltrates Saudi Cabinet

Posted on October 30, 2009 by

Please note, this is a fake politician – Digital Mockery by Warrigal In late breaking news, our freelance Pig’s Arms Middle East correspondent Armin di Nihill reported this morning that a senior figure sought by the APF – Sheik Walid … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics in the Pig's Arms | 24 Comments

Cyrus Chapter 12 Cyrus to the Rescue

Posted on October 28, 2009 by

By Theseustoo / Astyages “So…” Cyrus said thoughtfully when the messenger had finished his report, “Croesus has taken Sinope and enslaved the region of Pteria in Cappadocia!” Harpagus nodded grimly but remained silent, though equally pensive; his own spy net-work … Continue reading →

Posted in Cyrus the Great: Chronicles | 28 Comments

Shipwrecked in a Father O’Way Plaice

Posted on October 27, 2009 by

Initial Massage by Wirruulia Drinking at the Bat’s Droppings is great. Michael the publican has a real larrikin streak in him and Dave the guitar man plays all my favourites, once I programmed him with my disc, Band-in-a-Droid. Michael has … Continue reading →

Posted in Father O'Way Chronicles | 18 Comments

Love Letter to Virginia Trioli

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

Dear Virginia, I think it’s time that you and I stopped beating around the bush and that we both recognised my deep and abiding passion for a wonderful librarian-style woman, only slightly my senior.  And how could I possibly be … Continue reading →

Posted in Gross Personal Abuse, Mike Jones | 71 Comments

HELL HOSPITAL Episode 2

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

By Theseustoo (Disclaimer: this series of stories is completely fictional and none of the persons, places or institutions in these stories are real, but figments of my own imagination. Any similarity to any real person, place or institution is entirely … Continue reading →

Posted in Hell Hospital | 11 Comments

As Fresh as Mike Daisey

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

This is just a few words to introduce an acquaintance of mine.  Mike Daisey. Mike is one of the great raconteurs.  He specialises in the wonderful art form – the monologue.  His pieces go for hours and he works as … Continue reading →

Posted in Mike Jones | 11 Comments

Cyrus – Chapter 11 Croesus Invades Cappadocia

Posted on October 25, 2009 by

By Theseustoo Digital Food Stylist – Warrigal Croesus had lined up his army on a low hill overlooking the coastal city of Sinope; on the Euxine Sea. They had arrived the previous evening. Now, as the sun started to climb … Continue reading →

Posted in Cyrus the Great: Chronicles | 36 Comments

O’Way Sees His Own Reflection

Posted on October 25, 2009 by

Dirigible Warrigal by Mischief So, we have been in space for weeks now. The ship can’t go very fast when it’s inside a solar system and Henry has to work hard avoiding things. There’s a tollway just the other side … Continue reading →

Posted in Father O'Way Chronicles | 36 Comments

Maggots at Scheyville Camp.

Posted on October 23, 2009 by

If any more proof was needed to show the abundance of Australia, of course shown already on the day after arrival at Scheyville camp with all those oranges on trees, it would have to be the provisions in that huge communal … Continue reading →

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