Category Archives: The Sports Bar

Pig’s Arms Bumper Christmas Edition 2012 – Diving on The Flight Deck

Posted on December 25, 2012 by

http://www.abc.net.au/stateline/nsw/content/2004/s1156736.htm Story and Graphic by Warrigal Mirryuula Benny sat down on the crumbling edge of the warm concrete, the water lapping at his flippered feet.  It was a beautiful sunny day again and visibility below should be fantastic. He spat … Continue reading →

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Real Wallabies

Posted on September 2, 2012 by

Story by Hung One On and Marsupial Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula Hey, Father O’Way here, you know, good old Sandy. I mean is the Bish, you know Bishop Bishop, a wanker or what? I mean he wakes me up at … Continue reading →

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And it’s GOLD – for Bad Sportsmanship

Posted on July 30, 2012 by

Look at it this way; in a couple of weeks it’ll all be over for another four years. I have nothing against elite athletes.  If a person wants to spend her every waking minutes swimming in unison with a bunch … Continue reading →

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Roland le Chat Reports from le Tour

Posted on July 14, 2012 by

Story – as told to Rick le Rosbif by his trusty feline companion Roland Bonsoir Amis de la Maison de Porc, I hope you are all well and enjoying Le Tour de France. Who would have thought a Rosbif might … Continue reading →

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Cricket – The game played in Heaven

Posted on December 25, 2011 by

Cricket by Hung One On Cricket, the game played all throughout the universe. I mean what would Christmas be if there were no cricket. Think about how sad we all would be. Lets face it without cricket Christmas would be … Continue reading →

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Baggy Green Blues

Posted on December 31, 2010 by

“Now there are blues that you get from happiness There are blues you get from pain There’re blues when you are pining for your team to be shining Blues that are hard to explain”[1] “And there are blues you get … Continue reading →

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Aardvark Me Dead, Damn those Frogs

Posted on November 26, 2010 by

    Holy Shit ! I was shocked yesterday to see  in one of those newspapers that they give away at railway stations a photograph of a member of a precious protected species – the Wallabies – with one eye … Continue reading →

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Lapping it up in Camperdown

Posted on October 25, 2010 by

Mallett Street Camperdown, June 2010 Emmjay had grown tired of trying to re-thread the string in his Speedos.  The paper clip shuttle was a mistake and he recalled that a bobby pin was the weapon of choice for a lap … Continue reading →

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The Fully Sick Rapper

Posted on May 27, 2010 by

For all our purse-carrying nancy boys …..  after 150 days in quarantine – with TB…..

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Yves Blondeau Rolls into the Pig’s Arms

Posted on January 27, 2010 by

You need Flash to watch this one…. Tough to get insurance …

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