Suspected Australian Political Jihadist Walid Toquay

Suspected Australian Political Jihadist Walid Tokay

Please note, this is a fake politician – Digital Mockery by Warrigal

In late breaking news, our freelance Pig’s Arms Middle East correspondent Armin di Nihill reported this morning that a senior figure sought by the APF – Sheik Walid Tokay has reportedly been arrested by Saudi Super Secret Spy Society (SSSSS) agents when he tried to infiltrate the Saudi cabinet.

Apparently Sheik Tokay was only discovered when he threatened to cross the floor and vote against his own party on a matter of conscience.  This was unprecedented in Saudi politics.  Not crossing the floor – because there is no other side, but actually having a conscience.

More surprising was the revelation that Sheik Tokay is also embroiled in an emerging scandal referred to in the Saudi official media Al Wankar as the “Money for Wheat Scandal”.  Al Wankar cartoonist, Effdog Moon says that details are sketchy at this stage, but there has been a suggestion that an un-named boat person has been photographed by the SSSSS exchanging a brown paper bag suspected of containing hard currency – for a box of Wheatbix.

There is also a suggestion that Effdog Moon was in fact merely drawing his own conclusion and the photograph was simply a supermarket transaction.