Geminis have spent a large portion of their lives convincing their friend that they are not a small and somewhat underpowered car marketed by General Motors *.

But the twins, as you well know Gemini, are well and truly worth twice the trouble – and more.

Geminis are by their nature kind, gentle, charming, warm, cuddly conniving children who complete each others sentences and cheat on their homework.

Geminis will come into a fortune when their Mastercard accidentally trips a bug long latent in the local ATM.  Being twins, Geminis will blame the other guy when the bank’s private dicks come rapping on the flyscreen door.

Geminis will purchase tickets to a really expensive Joni Mitchell concert – only to find out that a really tall guy with an afro haircut is sitting in the seat in front.  Fortunately, that person, being a Capicorn on the cusp of a bicuspid, will feel a deep and abiding need to visit the toilet and will not return after the support act (Andre Rieu) strikes up the first chords in the second tune of his set.

Lucky numbers this month are pi/n and sigma (although that was a Chrysler).

Lucky colour is a greyish kind of khaki – quite suitable as a camouflage thing.

* Also with brakes to match, and alleged (but not demonstarted) steering.

Astral Wally

Cosmic Seer