the Fabulous Pig-Tel wireless cat pad (Apple Model shown… colours may vary)

… Are you sick and tired of all this “mouse this, mouse over that, click mouse here” stuff ?

… are you ready for the new wireless Pig-Tel cat pad ? !!!!

… Just $9.95 plus $47.89 postage and handling and our cheery staff in the pub basement will whisk one of these little beauties off to you in a jiffy bag (with holes punched … litter not included).