Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula
Pig=Tel’s cheeky new collaboration with Cat-sidermy extends the life of your pussie – just when you thought it was ready to become a pyjama bag or a new clutch of merkins (Merv – is that what they mean by Cougars ?”) – along comes the new highly-sprung Russian Blue from the makers at Pig-Tel – Cat-sidermy.
Next year Pig-Tel will be releasing the latest model – the Chinese Red (aka the Ming Spring) and the jazz variant the “Mingus Springus”.
It’ll sell out fast so get your hors d’ouvres in early and secure your Pig-Tel Spiraliser. Seventy-five easy monthly payments of $213. Installation not included, but the guys who assemble Ikea will literally cut you a hot deal. All it takes is an allen key (and a scalpel and a few litres of Hungcorp preservative)
See more of the great range of Pig-Tel products at the Pig’s Arms – Pig-Tel – a holy owned subsidiary of the Church of St Generic Brands – Cayman Is.
The Spiraliser works best if you put it into the freezer an hour before you need it. The cat extensors become easier to grasp hold of. Say you want to spiralise a water melon. Your imagination can work out the rest.
I was never like this before I was introduced to Pig-Tel.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, I’ve got the entire collection, in a glass case, with various pussy embellishments.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The glass case would muffle the sound of the caterwauling.
LikeLike
Sounds a bargain. Do the springs explide
LikeLike
I don’t think explide. That much seems explicat
LikeLike
Working on my phone typos get throw
LikeLike
Phones explide. At petrol bowwows. 😉
LikeLike
Inexplicable!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I should have read the instructions first. It all went pear shaped when I cut the kitty in half.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s funny how you can go off people. Now, where did I put the duct tape, I’m sure I can make that cat as good as new.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I thought thst was used on hamsters
LikeLiked by 1 person
No, only plush toys.
LikeLike
Cat’s probably not got much life left in it after all that ducting and weaving.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I went orff people years back, but maintain a facade of friendly interest. Plus I fuckin’ hate cats.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Nice one. I wonder who comes up with all these.
LikeLike