….. or swap for one in prison green
Only worn on Sundays. Slightly marked in the nether region. One owner – would suit a chap with a fuller figure.
Call me via dial-a-prayer and if god answers ask for George.
For Sale – Mitre $0.20c o.n.o.
01 Friday Mar 2019
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….. or swap for one in prison green
Looks useless.
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Little slits every where. I’m assuming its vanilla flavoured.
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Aha, do I spy a little change in the wording of your philosophy on a just society?
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Clairvoyant ! I am inspired by a higher authority than Gina Rhinestone now 😊
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You really are naughty. Seeking profit out of a lame old man.
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Those small stains – vanilla apparently!
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Such a stubborn stain!
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Might come out with a little rubbing.
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No doubt.
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Algy !
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What? Some aren’t prepared to put the effort in.
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Stains come out best by trickling copious detergent through fabric stretched taut and turning the cloth over, stretching it taut again, trickling copious detergent onto the stain in the opposite direction. A clothing manufacturer I knew so to speak taught me that trick. Works like a charm. Incantations if one or more of my readers must. Toollel-loo. Must dash off and play jump-pope with the other kids.
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I made that all up all on my own.
Wellll… I ought to find a little spot in heaven somewheres. Don’t be surprised. I’m enlightened. Listened to the Cardinal Sin talking with Dawkins.
He, the Superior Self, said He sees no reason why anybody can’t get into the top spot. My words, his ‘Heaven’.
An atheist can get there. His words were “I can’t see why not.” Guess an agnostic can (if any agnostic wants to know).
Primary. ME, and I’m rating my chances. I was living in the old days. Don’t marry a Catholic whatever you do was that only instruction. I’ve got it on my side too. Not by design. Nobody said anything about intelligent design. It was an accident. Serves the purpose.
See? Insured. It’s called ‘hedging your bets’. And to think I learned it off the Cardinal Sin. It really was time I abandoned thinking it’ll turn out like a Townsville flood and nobody’s insured.
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Nice coda there, Our Dear ‘Shoe x
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I thought I had a creative flutter there and it’s paid with high praise much thanks, dearest Emm.
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Hi shoe
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Hi, darling Algy.
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How are you? We’ve missed you.
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Sometimes I’m righter than rain is right. I hope you’re good. Thank you re you’ve missed me, fabulous Viv. I miss you guys when I’m not around. xo
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