A Bruised And Bloodied Scotty Asks If His Colleagues Can Stop Throwing Him Under The Bus Every 5 Minutes

The Prime Minister is recovering after being thrown under a passing bus this afternoon by another one of his colleagues. Earlier today, Scott Morrison was thrown under a bus by Liberal New South Wales Premier Dom Perrottet after the latter announced that microchipped travellers from overseas would be allowed to come here and not quarantine – provided they don’t have the Pangolin’s Revenge. And just moments ago, his political rival Petter Dutton said he supports a net-zero Australia by 2050.