Took me a while but found this. This episode became the cornerstone for heaps of stories on the PA’s and it’s thanks to its creator Emmjay. What happened over time was a unique situation where other writers took the original characters on a different path than Emmjay might have ever suspected. Sandshoe and I discussed this at length many years ago. We both agreed that it may be a world first. HOO knows :). BTW I see this was reposted in 2015 and was created in 2009. Wow, amazing.

Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle

I’m usually more careful than that.

I could sense the sickly smell of blood.  My hand was in a wet pool.  Too soon to open the eyes.

A small panel beater was hammering out the dents on the inside of my eyeballs and my mouth felt like a camel train had camped there overnight.

Whatever was out there on the other side of my eyelids was going to have to wait until the hammering eased up a little.

But the headache was not the main problem.  Beyond the headache, the right cheek of my arse was screaming louder than my head.  I decided to feel it.  Mistake.  It was wet.  It was wet with my blood.

I had taken one in the backside for the good guys.

But there was no wound.  There was a welt though.  I could feel that well enough.  I crawled across the threadbare Axminster into…

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