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Bluey – the Original Bluey

07 Thursday Oct 2021

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Whoever doesn’t believe that the ’70s were the epitome of Australian Cop Dramas, cop this …

Lockdown has provided a massive opportunity to romp through the best TV ever made. Once we exhausted Vera (The modern British version of Colombo), I slept through most of Midsummer Murders (REALLY ? Every week somebody gets knocked off in some bizarre ritual killing driven usually by greed and revenge). Surely if that happened in your borough, you’d move somewhere else.

Of course, there’s the many series of Death in Paradise. Same – but on a Caribbean Island. Shetland… what is it with islands and houses in isolated places that draws the murderers ?

Nora Linde with her Cop de Jour

And on SBS On Demand, for Pete’s (or was it Olaf’s) sake Sandhamn Murders on a Swedish Island where people go to bed in broad daylight. There’s more sex and a lot of drinking, teenage misadventure, infidelity, quite a lot of bicycle riding, running and scooting about in boats, more drinking, a lot of cop procedural but with that freelance nordic style casual dress and fine dining detective work.

There is a good looking boy cop played by a series of handsome nordic blokes, whose rather attractive – not too attractive but rather available female offsider would be a good sub at a pinch but the up close work is never consummated – leaving room for some tension with the female lead who starts out being a banking lawyer, and somehow morphs into a prosecutor who frequently finds herself running alternatively into the handsome detective and her ex-husband. There’s quite a lot of teenage girls being drugged and locked up in boats, and small lighthouse towers, quite a few mysterious drownings, amazing tans, lots of Volvos and BMWs and truly lovely seaside houses. Broken and repaired marriages. Traumatised children of divorced marriages, dodgy real estate deals and fraud. This is one island rich in motives, heads banged on rocks and bodies recovered from the sea in various stages of disrepair. Did I mention the drinking ? There are many bedside hospital scenes with people clinging to life and but for one or two, pulling through (Go for it Big and Hung !)

And everyone sounds like the Swedish chef in the Muppets.

But when it all boils down, Columbo is the real deal. The daddy sleuth of them all. Peter Falk won several golden globes / emmys and millions of fans.

…Inimitable style, incredibly slow pace, relentless pressure on the murderer., inexorable logic.. and smart arse murderers who take Colombo for a fool – big mistake…- this episode has a cameo appearance by Eddie Albert. Great line “Mr Colombo,. some men don’t like to go out looking like an unmade bed.

Note Colombo started at the same time as Bluey – what contrasting styles !

ANd the late night send-up… revoiced Bargearse

Sounds a lot like Judith Lucy, Tony Martin and Rob Sitch doing the voice overs…

Story by Emmjay

A BANKING STORY

12 Sunday Sep 2021

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Vivienne

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100th anniversary of the opening of the Bank of NSW in Wodonga – Mayor Stone and original stone laying party

In which Viv takes on the vicissitudes of the retail finance industry

Five years ago I wanted to transfer a large sum of money to my daughter for her wedding.  I went to my local branch and must have picked a day where I got the thickest person possible.  This is what happened when I told her what I wanted to do:

Bank woman: Do you have internet banking?

Me:  no.   (Me, thinks to herself, well der, if I did why would I fucking come here to do a transfer)

Bank woman: $30 fee to do transfer

Bank woman:  or $12 to do a bank cheque.  

Me – I wanted it done electronically.  I can write a cheque out anytime.

Bank woman:   I could give you $ CASH and you could walk over and up to ANZ bank in Lavington.

Me:   I might get mugged.

Me:  here is the account number and BSB details

Bank:    we need the address of the bank

Me:  somewhere in Wodonga

Bank:   have to have the street address.     I could give you cash ….. blah blah

Me:  I think I’ll just give my daughter a cheque after all.

(I now have internet banking.)

Mad Dogs and Englishmen – The Album

11 Saturday Sep 2021

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Joe Cocker, Leon Russell, mad dogs and Englishmen

Album presentation by Algernon.

This week’s presentation is a request and one that has been an enjoyable dive into the album and the backing musicians involved. This is the first in a two part series which looks at the album and the songs behind the name.

Joe Cockers Mad Dogs and Englishmen was the product of live concerts in Filmore East, New York City on 27-28 March 1970 with the album released in August that year. The name comes from the 1931 recording by Noel Coward of the same name along with Leon Russell’s Ballad of Mad dogs and Englishmen. Only four of the songs on this album came from Cockers first two studio albums; Delta Lady, Girl from the North Country, She came in through the bathroom window and Bird on a wire.

The album borrows heavily from The Rolling Stones, Traffic, Bob Dylan, the Beatles, Ray Charles, Otis Redding & Sam and Dave. Leon Russell also wrote three of the songs as well as producing the album along with Denny Cordell.

The album featured Joe Cocker, Rita Coolidge, Donna Washburn, Claudia Lennear, Denny Cordell, Daniel More, Pamela Pollard, Matthew Moore, Nicole Barclay & Bobby Jones on vocals. Leon Russell on lead guitar, piano, vocals and backing vocals. Don Preston on guitar, vocals and backing voacls, Chris Stainton on organ and Piano. Cark Radle on bass guitar, Jim Gordon, Jim Keltner, Chuck Blackwell on drums. Chuck Blackwell, Sandy Konikoff, Bobby Torres on percussion, Jim Horn, Bobby Keys on Saxophone and Jim Price on Trumpet.

The next part will explore some of the work from some of these musicians.

The album charted at number one in Australia.

Mad dogs and Englishmen – Noel Coward

Ballad of Mad Dogs and Englishmen – Leon Russell

Mad dogs and Englishmen – Joe Cocker (Album)

Stoned Again

02 Thursday Sep 2021

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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I was too young to be allowed to go to the 196x concert, but I was there in 1973!

Somewhat up he back – closer to Redfern than the Randwick Racecourse stage and with the aid of herbal chemistry, I have to admit I might have missed a bit of the Sydney concert. So many distractions…and so few big screens (none, really since it was way before they were invented).

Around the same time I went to Santana at the Horden Pavilion – although I can’t forget “Black Magic Woman”, I can and have forgotten everything else. Drats.

POSSUMS ARE CONTORTIONISTS AND ACROBATS*

26 Thursday Aug 2021

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Vivienne

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Possum eviction

Story by Vivienne

Early this year my family of possums abandoned their tree homes (which we’d planted for them) and took to living in the ceiling of my home.  For some months I puzzled as to how they were getting in.  They took to fighting or mating just above my bedroom and another was doing the same at the opposite end of the house.  I had thumps and bumps and hissing and growling going on when they were heading out for the night and coming back in for sleep.  Then about two months ago I finally woke up to how they were getting in at one end.  Above the roller door.

I enlisted help of son in law and together we dismantled a wooden bed using the wooden slats as timber to cover up the hole.  Yay, peace at one end for one night and then they were back.  The buggers had chewed off chunks of timber and squeezed themselves back in.  So, piss on my car and poo on the floor continued at a pace. 

I then enlisted help of neighbour John.  He’s very handy and has tools.  (Also, in and out of lockdown meant son in law couldn’t cross the border.)  John inspected and agreed with my diagnosis.  One continuous piece of timber instead of six slats (three for each roller door – it’s a big garage, six squares).  This would give them less opportunity to find a grip.  The timber was beautifully stained to match the surrounding timber of the house.  Yay, peace again – but only for one night.  The buggers still managed to chew a gap out of the new timber.  Unbelievable.

John also had a better look at the east end of the house and found one corner where there was a gap that they could squeeze through.

Now, the big problem with all this is blocking up the entry points while the possums are outside.  The garage door was okay as I could leave it open a bit and then close it when I knew possums were out.  Not so the east end of the house.   John decided a heap of non-grip metal sheeting would stop them getting back in.  He did a beautiful job.  But that night there was so much kerfuffle going on in the roof I wondered if they couldn’t get out.  John came up with a long piece of 2 x 4 and put it there as a ladder.  Of course once I was sure they were out I had to remove the ‘ladder’.

Meanwhile we’re thinking about the garage end.  Metal, metal all the way.  John had scrap bits of long metal and we completely closed off one door and left a gap in the other.  The darn lock stuck out a bit and so it had to have a gap left.  This should do the trick, we thought.  Next day I do the morning inspection.  The whole roller door is covered in piss and the possums have squeezed in. After a lot of cleaning I called John to come and see what happened. Decided to move the metal in a little bit.  A little bit in this case was only a centimetre.  More unscrewing and screwing.  Next day it is a big yay.

This still left the matter of blocking up the east end hole.  So dear John agreed to come up at 7.30 pm in the damp and cold and do the job.  Down came the metal sheeting and in went a piece of wood which he’d mentally calculated the perfect width and length.  Nailed in.

Next day it is a big yay. 

But in their grumpiness the possums had a go at the other side of the east end and knocked out two bricks (put there to block entry to birds).  John fixed that with another piece of timber.

So, now one week later I have no possums in the garage or squeezed into the ceiling.  Bliss.  No more fighting or fucking, hissing or running around at 3.30 to 4.30 am.

John lives in the farm about 500 metres down our little road.  We’ve known each other for about 35 years.  He’s lent us his ram to service our ewes and made new fittings for the gully trap, shared Christmas gatherings with us and another neighbour (since moved north).  He’s a fitter and turner as well as a farmer.  I’m 71 and he’s 72 (happily married to second wife).  I was his assistant.  Beating the possums at their own game was a bit of a marathon.

The possums occasionally express their displeasure by doing a few laps on the roof.

Fur-clad miscreant

I managed to get this photograph when I saw him on the verandah – I shot up and put the outdoor light on and caught him frozen on the rafter pretending he wasn’t there.

When you see the size of one of my possums it is hard to image that they can get in a gap which is about 4 x 8 centimetres.  Piece of cake apparently.  Roller access was also improved by their ability to push the door in (it’s actually flexible).  One also has to be a contortionist and an acrobat.

Vivienne’s story August 2021

* Editors Translation – Bastards who are not protected in New Zealand and who make good insulation when their fur is spun into merino wool and made into jumpers.

Vale Charlie Watts

25 Wednesday Aug 2021

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Charlie Watts

80 and Out. What an innings !

Vale Sean Lock

24 Tuesday Aug 2021

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Sean Lock

Sean Lock was one of my absolute favourite sardonic wits. He passed away at age 58 after a battle with the big C.

Let’s enjoy his best bits – 2 million views on YouTube in two days.

Vale Don Everley

23 Monday Aug 2021

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A New Crisis and New Opportunity

23 Monday Aug 2021

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Crisis and Opportunity by Katherine Xiao – 2012

Last night I was doing a bit of a tidy up at the pub and I came across this piece I wrote in 2012.   My how things come around !

So for your enjoyment (hopefully), one more time with feeling.

Story by Emmjay

I had the pleasure to look at this – and some other wonderful calligraphy as FM and I stopped over in Singapore.  Apart from the aesthetic qualities of Katherine Xiao’s work, I was struck by its challenging title.  Crisis and opportunity.  Interesting.

I’ve written in recent times that I am heartily sick of the way almost all mainstream media bombards us with one major disaster after another.  Just before our subscription to the Sydney Morning Herald ran out, I wrote to the editor of the Good Weekend pointing out that they were not presenting us with a very good weekend.  In one edition alone there were three  cancer stories – these are supposed to show us the meaning of courage against awful odds – particularly the one in  the “Two of Us” section where a woman’s diagnosis was followed quickly by her husband falling into his own battle with the big C.  And there was another C story reported plus a person who had brain damage rewiring their working hemisphere to cover the bit that had gone AWOL.  Even the usually humorous Danny Katz was having a shot at someone with deep pockets and short arms dudding his mates during his shout at the pub.  FFS !

Have you noticed that there is so little or no joy in any of this ?  Crisis. Crisis. Crisis.

The end result – or the impact on me is to start  a chain reaction of negative or nihilist thinking.  What’s the point of going on ?  Crisis.  Crisis.  Crisis leads to depression depression depression and an internal voice shouting “Why  bother ?”

Sometimes I’ve been feeling a little like this about the Pig’s Arms lately.  It’s a question put to me directly by one of our clearest and deepest thinkers, and by FM (who would have me shoulder a greater weight of domestic freigh).

Last month, the Pig’s Arms turned twelve years old.  My how time flies !

This makes it an oldy in Internet years, somewhat like the community members.  I’ve felt the pressure of work when it’s been on and the pressure of no work when it’s been off – demanding my time and sapping my energy for getting behind the bar and keeping the life of the pub a life I think is worth living.

We’ve also seen some of our regular contributors finding their lives in more fertile grounds elsewhere and this, I guess, is a natural thing – people do move on sometimes – they open new doors and find nourishment in new, greener pastures.  Th Internet is a big place to explore.

We opened the pub so that we could get pieces published without all the palaver that the ABC laid over Unleashed and their random, conversation-killing moderation.   The Pig’s Arms was and to some extent still is such a place – for exploring creative web writing and generally having a bit of fun.  And having commentary that reflects a willingness to lay a few more courses of bricks over the (sometimes slim) foundations of the posts.

From time to time I have felt like either abandoning the pub and leaving the community to its own devices,  but the pub has my name all over the place and it’s a child I prefer to not leave on the street to suffer the vicissitudes of a random and capricious world.  Neither am I easily able to abandon friends or the massive body of work we’ve produced. (over 2,500 posts !!)

So what is my job in what looks to me like a time of crisis for the Pig’s Arms ?  In the real world patrons of a watering hole come and go and come back.  Sometimes they have been chucked out for behaving badly.  Sometimes it’s for their own good.  Other times its for everyone’s good.

While tidying up and browsing through thousands of images we’ve begged, borrowed and stolen, I felt the sadness of our loss of Lehan Winifred Ramsay.

Should my concern be for the people or the pub and it’s history – or both ?

Since Waz asked the question I’ve been trying to ignore the elephant in the room – this, our porcine crisis – which, let’s face it is trivial in comparison with the pandemic and the global economic implosion and these. crises in so many of our compatriots lives.

But now the idea put so elegantly on paper by Katherine Xiao – that with  crisis comes opportunity – suggests to me that by asking questions rather than by pretending that everything will be hunky dory and just keeping on keeping on as Scotty from Marketing suggests, we could drive these crises into identifying new opportunities and resetting so much that has not worked on global, national and state levels.

Let’s have destinies that are fresh, vibrant and sustainable as the pub has been in previous years.  Or we could torch the place as we seem o be doing with the planet letting something new rise phoenix-like from the ashes (run by cockroaches and mice, one could well.

I don’t feel a strong fatherly relationship with the pub any more than I stay wedded to any other of my hair-brained ideas that have been flushed out in the name of a joke.  It’s your pub too.

IS there an opportunity – or just a crisis ?  Is there some good to hand ?

What are you going to do to breathe some life into the Pig’s – or to build the bonfire ?

Or will it be not with a bang, but a whimper ?

Letters in the newspaper Volume 2

13 Friday Aug 2021

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Playlist extrapolated by Algernon

Three weeks in they’re still printing suggestions.

Dazed and confused – Led Zeppelin

Am I ever going to see your face again – The Angels

We Gotta get out of this place – The Animals

He ain’t heavy he’s my brother – The Hollies

Catch my disease – Ben Lee

Let it be – The Beatles

Curfew – The Stranglers

Free the people – Sherbet

I got Stoned and missed it – Dr Hook

Those were the days – Mary Hopkin

A world of our own – The Seekers

Shake the Disease – Depeche Mode

Freedom -Wham

Fever – Peggy Lee

King of wishful thinking – Go West

Staying Alive – The Bee Gees

Another one bites the dust – Queen

Communication Breakdown – Led Zeppelin

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