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Biltong – sort of !

31 Sunday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in The Dining Room, Vivienne

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Biltong, Vivienne

 

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Vivienne patiently waits for her biltong

 

Recipe from our Chef du Jour Vivienne

Make this on the day you want to eat it.  Great as a pre-dinner/bbq/party nibble.

One whole skirt steak (which makes the quantity shown on the tray ready for the oven).

Usually too long, so cut in half and then cut into strips starting from what was the side – that is, you cut with the grain, not across it.  Where meat is thicker, tip strip on to side and cut in half again.

Cutting Biltong

In a glass bowl mix:

  • biltong mixing2 teaspoons of ground ginger
  • 2 minced cloves of garlic (I’ve use fresh and the jar stuff, either are fine)
  • Half a cup of brown sugar (not the dark stuff)
  • 1 tablespoon ground coriander
  • 1 tablespoon garam masala
  • 1 tablespoon of fish sauce  (although I think I used more like a dessert spoon)
  • 3 tablespoons of kepjac manis
  • 3 tablespoons of regular soy
  • Salt – about 1 level teaspoon
  • Some pepper

Add the meat and ensure well coated.

Marinate for minimum of 1 hour but no more than 1 and a half hours – no need to put in fridge as is best at room temperature in your house.

Place on racks on a tray.  Close together.

biltong tray

Preheat oven to 140c and cook at least 1 and a half hours (up to no more than 2 hrs) – this depends on your oven (they do vary).  My oven is not fan forced.

Biltong Eat

Cool a little.  Eat

 

 

 

Another Screaming Christmas

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Sandshoe

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dead cat

 

 

 

Story by ~ and photograph of Sandshoe (with Mum and Sister)

My sister ran up the back steps and through the open kitchen door. She makes so much noise at Christmas could be all I need to say.  Christmas 2013 I told you she found out one year the turkey laid an egg?

Remember she sobbed and elucidated and screamed at Dad who was the designated executioner?

So many big words. It wouldn’t have fitted into the oven anyway like it was.

She found the cat’s tail this year.

That much of the cat was known of.

She turned and ran back out the kitchen door and down the steps. We all ran out the door and down the steps. We followed her round the house to the front fence. A bony end of a tail and some length of it was hanging from a rusty barb of fence wire where it looped through a post.

My sister wailed and wailed. She was so good at it. I felt faint.

“Dead,” she whimpered, “Cat’s dead.”

My mother and her mother too (of course, never mind my vulnerable years exposed to my ear splitting older sister’s capacity for empathy) whirled towards her. I supposed a gesture of reconciliation of life and death.

My sister screamed and sobbed, “Dead.”

Dad said (he was a scientist remember), “No reason to imagine the cat is deceased.” The ‘r’ of reason as rich as a Scotch plum pudding rolled into the spaces between us all and they were filled. We were a Christmas table scene, stock still, you know like the Wise Men and everybody standing round looking at a holy remnant of baby Jesus with their mouths open.

My sister howled.

All of us were shocked. About the tail I mean. Our two parents, two big brothers (honest they were big), and my sister and me. I was 6.

“Dad, she’s upset,” Mum said.

My sister’s howl pierced my eardrums, as uzh-u-al, memorable for sure, maybe for the neighbours. “Where’s the CAAAAT!!?

I wished she would calm down a bit.

“Leave it there,” said Dad as Mum reached forward.

Mum thought better move it. A bird would peck at it or something. What about snakes. Dad said the cat would come back to its tail. I think Dad didn’t know a lot about cats.

“Yes, yes,” screamed my sister, “Leave it alone. It’s the CAT’S!”

She stalked off across the yard and down the side yard of the house where we had run to see. I followed anyway. The others were running after my sister.

What happened next speaks to me of a post-traumatic group stress disorder pre-condition. The noise that came out of the back yard (the rest of them I was following were only rounding the rain water tank) was blood curdling. She (my sister) was standing looking at the cat on the prowl towards her in the way cats do intent on rubbing themselves on a familiar leg. What was left of the cat’s tail stuck out pretty well behind it. The end was ragged, tipsy. My sister looked terrible I’ll be the first to say.

“She’s not DEAD!”

The assertion seemed factual enough comparing the evidence and weight of probability.

I was happy. I wanted to know if the cat remembered its tail. Would it go back and find it? I got a mop handle and broom and set up an observation tent with an old blanket tied to the fence and a hessian sugar bag for a tent flap. It never.

 

 

Drop Kick Murphys Christmas is Upon Us

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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… somewhat quieter at our place !

Caution ! Virulent Political Pathogen

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Duttonis pestis

Dutton sp. and variants Final-1

Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Getting it !

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Fascinating Aida

Fin du Guerre Mondial – Reuben Brand

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Reuben Brand

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Kim Jong Un, Trump

http://www.reubenbrand.com

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Christmas Cheer from the Indoor Bowling at Mittagong RSL

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Gerard Oosterman

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Indoor bowls, Mittagong RSL

 

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Photo by Josh Bartlett

Story by Gerard Oosterman

As you might know, I joined indoor bowling some months ago and little did I know that I would be in possession of a trophy within weeks. Yet, that has happened. I have a rather large wooden structure with two silver figures, a man and a woman in a pose suggesting they are ready to bowl. I have noticed that when it comes to handing out trophies and awards at sporting events,  there are often as many trophies as there are members of the club. Everyone goes home with either a trophy or a written card of acknowledgement  of high achievements.

 

We had our trophy night last Sunday at the Mittagong RSL. Our bowling is strictly social, and for fun, with laughter the aim rather than scoring points or killing to win. I have yet to introduce my own special method of competition in awarding the worst players the winners. I tried to get some interest, but some reckon we would never get home for trying to be the worst. Anyway, the evening was a winner. The club provided some food and included my favourite small sausage rolls, chicken nuggets, some fish things and the obligatory ham and tomato sandwiches. No alcohol, but that was compensated for by the club providing the chilli, tomato, mustard and barbeque sauces.

 

The all time winner of most trophies was ‘little Mary’ and at 93 years of age still beats all of us. She was for many years the NSW champion. She won the singles, the doubles, the triples, the whole bloody lot with also pocketing most of the ‘runner ups’ etc. It took two men to carry all the trophies back to the car. 

I am not even enrolled as a member. Even so, my trophy was for the men during 2017 having played better than the females! A hoot really, because most times men and women play together.

 

This little club is unique. We are all getting closer to the Pearly Gates with many suffering dodgy irritable bowels, lameness, carry spare legs or hearts. Yet, we plod on and keep each other company and look after each other.  I have never felt more welcome and take great pleasure in their company.

 

Who would have known?

 

Helvi and I wish all the patrons a happy Christmas and New year. Take it easy!

Gez

Atomou Speaks … on Children !

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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A laughing Atomou (portrait by our much loved Lehan Winifred Ramsay

 

Dear Patrons de la salle de Porc,

For your Christmas pleasure, a recent radio interview of our eternal colleague, Mr George Theodorides aka Atomou or ‘Mou.

George Theorides Speaks

 

 

 

 

My Mate Jimmy

25 Monday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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A story by Algernon

Earlier the Organisation combined all the Sydney Offices into one at Parramatta. For me that meant moving from by base office in the city. I’d been travelling to the city for six and a half years.

Over that time I’d made many friends and acquaintances. I found that I was leaving 30 minutes earlier that I when I first started there but the evening bus was the same. There were many I’d come to know on that bus, we all got on at the first stop, had our own particular spot to sit and all got to know a bit about each other. One bus buddy was someone I’d worked with at a previous organisation and lives a few blocks away. Another the same, we cross paths professionally as well.

Each lunchtime I’d get a coffee at a café across the road from the office. Our office was in one of the cities iconic buildings with a food court underneath. Those in the café, knew the regulars by name, two of them were originally from Bali, though one has returned to have a baby. Returning to work this year, I greeted them Selamat Tahun Baru (Happy New Year), to their great delight, Apa kabar (How are you) they’d ask Baik-baik saja (all fine), I’d often reply or maybe just bagus (good) or tidak bagus (not fine) depending on the mood. I’d order a kopi susu besar (a large flat white, though this more correctly translates as a large milk coffee). Often those around would look at us somewhat bemused. We’d have a laugh together.

Same with lunch elsewhere same friendly acknowledgement, a quick look and one would always know what I was after, being a creature of habit. Often we’d have a team coffee at this particular outlet. Free coffees and lunch on the last day. These friendships albeit brief are missed.

About eighteen months before, I struck up a conversation with a homeless guy and gave him a few dollars. Hi I’m Jimmy he said, Algernon I replied. Jimmy seemed a bit different to many of the homeless who were begging on the street. He’d look everyone in the eye and thank you for anything he was given. He’d give you a hug for anything you gave him.  He told me his story bit by bit. He’s 40 years old but looks older than that. Three years on the street does that you. He was working and living in a granny flat before he had an accident which left him with a broken collarbone and broken ribs. Unfortunately unable to work he lost his job and was unable to pay his rent. His main vice is coffee.

Most days I’d stop to talk to him for five minutes, we’d talk about sport; we’re both Manly fans or the cricket. We’d talk about many other things as well.

Ripping right through the middle of George Street the government are building a new tram line. Apparently this is meant to take several buses off the road and somehow transform this iconic road into a pedestrian paradise. Just what you want freely walking across the road dodging the 207 metre long electric suppository. These fabulous toy trains a third over budget and a year behind schedule will be as fast as a bus apparently.

Now opposite where Jimmy sits part of the road is closed, for 4-6 months so they say and 18 months later it’s still closed. Used for storage of things. Jimmy could tell you all the goings on for its construction.

As I got to know Jimmy there I found there were a whole community looking out for him, some would bring him coffee, others lunch and dinner, many like me would stop and chat. He’d try and spend a couple of nights off the street if he could. He told me that hostels and refuges were often violent and noisy places, not safe. If he could collect enough then a hotel. There was one in the Cross that he used to go to $90 a night, he’d get his clothes washed as well. New owners now and the price has gone up to be unaffordable. Nowadays it’s a local hotel at $105 a night. He camps out in other placed on other nights, keeping warm and dry is the important thing.

He’s also on a new start allowance, but as he has no permanent address he gets $120 a week with no rental assistance. The local council is looking to get the homeless into social housing but that can take a year or more. It’s ironic they cleaned out a camp in Martin Place earlier this year. A safe place for those that resided there.

This year, with our Mango Tree heaving, I asked him if he’d like some, he loves them, like having a bath. They were a bit green so he’d have them sorted to ripen up.

He didn’t miss much going on and looked out for some he felt were less fortunate than he. Even the ice addicts though there was only so much he could take. 50% of those on the street he reckons are ice addicts. Most who walked past him either ignored him or would say hello. One or two a day would give him a hard time. I witnessed that on a couple of occasions. You can pick them, head up their arses pricks, private school educated thinking the world owes them a living. You also watch what little self-esteem he has drop. Fortunately there are many who were there to build him up again.

On that last days we said our good byes, I told him that the organisation was moving a few weeks earlier. Our daily chats were something we both looked forward to. We had a longer conversation that day. Jimmy I said. “I’d like to give you a night’s accommodation”. He was almost in tears as was I.  A big hug ensued as was his way. He spends part of his days sketching. He bent over and gave me one of his sketches. That meant a lot to me and something I’ll cherish as was his friendship.

I’ve not been back to that part of the city since. My hope is that I won’t see him there and he’s at long last got his housing and is able to rebuild his life.

 

Best of 2017 Volume 2

24 Sunday Dec 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Aretha Franklin

best of 2017 2

Playlist by Algernon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E

Say a little Prayer – Aretha Franklin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtUWs6muGzg

Sisters are doing it for themselves – Aretha Franklin and the Eurythmics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrpRU9k-_s

Ruler of my heart – Irma Thomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaWaQBxc0aI

Judy in disguise – John Fred & his playboy band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAzAucMOE0s

Working in a coalmine – Devo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I was only nineteen – Redgum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjWCPsST4xQ

Smiley – Ronnie Burns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V94eo1F3T8

Warnings moving clockwise – Do Re Mi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDljUTAxyMo

Supermoon – cas/lang/veirs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54lYf0X07jk

This empty space – Cilla Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvWiiUgT8Nk

Goin’ Back –Dusty Springfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5jI9I03q8E

Aint’ got No / I got life – Nina Simone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1EpaboCERg

Love Grows (Where my Rosemary Goes) – Edison Lighthouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPTELylZ1s

Only the lonely – The Motels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

Love Shack – The B-52’s

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