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10 Saturday Sep 2011
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10 Saturday Sep 2011
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09 Friday Sep 2011
Posted in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula
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Adele, Ani DiFranco, Aretha Franklin, Bette Midler, Carol Bayer Sager, Carole King, Chaka Khan, Chrissie Hynde, Cindi Lauper, Etta James, Everything But The Girl, Isis, James Taylor, Joan Armatrading, Karen Carpenter, Laura Nyro, Leland Sklar, Lilly Allen, Lisa Stansfield, M People, music, Patti Austin, Peggy Seeger, Warrigal
All Woman by Warrigal Mirryuula
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwZlmyJbGUQ
Lisa Stansfield, All Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xuUdI1an0
Chaka Khan, I’m Every Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pibzj6GyoPM
M People, Movin’ On Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XAI-PFQcA
Aretha Franklin, Respect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYZ7zqm_rU
Carol Bayer Sager, You’re Moving Out Today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWXalOJ1xtQ&feature=fvst
Lilly Allen, Fuck You Very Very Much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKvTY7zGG8
Isis, Everybody Needs A Forever (Fabulous, underrated album. Well Worth Finding!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd_GHFWUl0&feature=related
Isis, Rubber Boy (two isn’t too many is it?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh4v1-QcAzE
Etta James, Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCRRe72mwwY
Peggy Seeger, Gonna Be An Engineer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBRNfWGxBp8
Joan Armatrading, Me, Myself, I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQ6OESv24A
Chrissie Hynde, I’ll Stand By You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4R9FiKE0Tk
Bette Midler, Beast Of Burden (the clips a little smeared but the opening is priceless.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qskKlS2EFJk
Laura Nyro, Woman’s Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t90jmRIvz2c
Karen Carpenter, This Masquerade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB8Mu_rnbLc
Carole King, James Taylor & Leland Sklar, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
(The voice is a little croaky but the heart is indomitable.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw&ob=av3e
Adele, Rolling In The Deep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu1cYDW1FY
Everything But The Girl, Missing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A&ob=av3e
Cindi Lauper, Gilrs Just Want To Have Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSxArgJb33Y
Ani DiFranco, Not A Pretty Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAOaDwUupng
Patti Austin, How Do You Keep The Music Playing
Keywords: Lisa Stansfield, Chaka Khan, M People, Aretha Franklin, Carol Bayer Sager, Lilly Allen, Isis, Etta James, Peggy Seeger, Joan Armatrading, Chrissie Hynde, Bette Midler, Laura Nyro, Karen Carpenter, Carole King, James Taylor, Leland Sklar, Adele, Everything But The Girl, Cindi Lauper, Ani DiFranco, Patti Austin
08 Thursday Sep 2011
Posted in Mark
Hi, look Father O’Way here. I’m really miffed. The Bish, you know Bishop Bishop of the St Generic Brand Church of Inner Western Cyberia has got the audacity to ring me in the Caribbean on my holidays with the beautiful Belinda to do a job.
Anyhoo, enough whingeing. I have to go and find out what is going on behind the scenes in the Australian cricket team. Apparently the selectors have been dumped and everyone hates Greg Crapell, I mean, is this the bleeding obvious or what.
So I fly to Sri Lanka, you know the home of the paradise island, tea, coconuts and rocket launchers. Geez, thanks Bish.
Using some suspicious white powder, some green looking dried vegetable and gold bars I work my way into the inner sanctum of Australian cricket, the bar.
As usual all of the players have finished their lines, cocaine usually and are chatting around the bar.
“Did you all hear old chaps that Greg Crapell will be staying on for the tour?” I asked the group of players.
Ah f#@k, s@#t, p@#s, Geez a@#s were some of the more notable replies.
“What do think Greg can add to the team?” Geeps, who are my script writers, I’ll get killed for this.
F@#k all, he’s absolutely s#@t from a alpaca, for f@#k sake burn him at the stake and he doesn’t even eat meat, eeeewwww, were some of the more common answers.
“You have won the first test and would be confident going into the next match. I see that a former groundsman has been capped and did well, what are your thoughts on this?” Man, I’m shitting my self asking this one, I mean these guys are on coke, pissed, rich, ego centric, fit, aggressive, nasty, win at all costs sort of dudes.
F@#king good on ‘im mate, geez them wops are p@#s weak, can’t beat a f@#king groundsman, a@#s lickers mate, again were some of the more notable comments.
“Do you think Greg Crapell is the sort of guy that attracts lots of # symbols and @ symbols?” I venture rather nervously. This crowd is getting ugly.
F@#king oath, you bet you a@#e and F@#k you uncle, again were more of the notable replies.
Father O’Way here. Signing out, in his lounge room, Nowhere, I hope….
08 Thursday Sep 2011
Posted in Warrigal Mirriyuula
Story and Digital Imagery by Warrigal Mirriyuula
Karl Gruber sat at his desk nursing a mildly annoying hangover; just enough to turn the morning into a minor mental effort. It was the Kirschwasser Karl had taken to Molong as a treat for Bertie that had done the damage; they’d emptied the bottle in front of the fire as they put the world to rights last night.
The sunrise drive back to Orange had been slow and tiring in itself; the low morning sun blinking and blinding between the trees had made Karl’s eyes water and finally given him a headache. The price of friendship, and over indulgence thought Karl a little ruefully.
He’d driven straight to his rooms at Bloomfield, showered and shaved, crunched a few aspirin then donned the uniform common to his profession; the white overcoat with stethoscope round the neck.
The stethoscope was an affectation, a conceit that Gruber had maintained since his graduation in Vienna. As a psychiatrist his primary function was to heal the mind and a stethoscope wasn’t much help there. But Gruber was proud of his abilities as a physician and the stethoscope was his badge of honour. Besides, Bertie, his dearest friend, was a physician, so the more often idle stethoscope was also a kind of fetish of solidarity with his friend. He fiddled with the tympanum end for a bit, thinking again of Bertie.
Karl pushed himself back from his desk and intoned in his best high German; “die Freundschaft”, then continued, in English, the pertinent fragment from one of his favourite poems by Schiller;
Happy, O happy, I have found thee, I
Have out of millions found thee, and embraced
Thou, out of millions, mine! Let earth and sky
Return to darkness, and the antique waste
To chaos shocked, let warring atoms be,
Still shall each heart unto the other flee!
Karl was fondly pondering the poem and his friendship with Bertie, how much he relied on his friend, when the phone rang, jangling his reverie to shards.
He picked up the phone; “Gruber.” he stated curtly, a little annoyed that his train of thought had been interrupted. The caller apologised for disturbing him; which Karl dismissed as completely unimportant finishing with, “How can I help?” At the other end of the line a narrative began to be delivered.
“Yes, I saw the activity as I was driving back from Molong this morning.” Karl’s tone was just a little huffy. His headache was getting worse.
As the call continued Gruber’s eyes began to narrow, as if he was trying to focus on what was being described down the phone.
“Yes, it certainly sounds like a mystery but I’m not sure how I can help”.
Gruber’s head was throbbing and this was his way of trying to get the caller to come to the point.
As the caller continued Gruber’s shoulders shifted a little inside his white coat. His chest puffed and a quick prideful smile flitted across his face.
“That’s very flattering though I’m not sure it’s entirely true; but yes, I’d be more than happy to come and have a look. I could be there in about twenty minutes.” There was a pause while the caller made a last point. “I’ll try and make it fifteen then. Goodbye.”
Gruber shucked off his coat and put the stethoscope away in his top drawer, an expression on his face somewhere between quizzicality and simple puzzlement. Either way he was happy to have an excuse to flee his rooms; with this hangover there’d be little work done today anyway. He grabbed the keys to his car and walked out of the office.
Fifteen minutes later, with Spring in the warm late morning air and his headache subsiding, he was walking through the rose gardens that surrounded the Orange Base Hospital on Sale Street. The blooms were beautiful; from light pink to bright red. A few spectacular vivid cerise flowers particularly caught his eye.
He was still mentally wandering around the subject of roses as he pushed his way through the swing doors into the pathology lab, tying the tabs on his gown and pulling on his gloves.
The young pathologist, one dirty gloved hand already extended for the shake that would come, moved quickly across the brightly lit space.
“Ah, Doctor Gruber is it? I’m so glad you could come. I’ve heard so much regarding your reputation that I feel a little remiss at not having made your acquaintance sooner. My name’s Watts and I am, for my sins, as you see, the pathologist.” Watts noticed that the German doctor wasn’t wearing a tie and couldn’t resolve why this made him feel uncomfortable.
Watts extended a darkly soiled glove to shake Gruber’s hand. Karl was responding appropriately, but for Karl the room had begun to dizzyingly shrink inward on itself, until there was just the body on the autopsy table filling his consciousness. He felt light headed and had to take a deep breath.
He’d seen bodies like this before, hundreds, if not thousands of them. Four of them had been his own family. His mind closed further in on itself; his face visibly tightened.
“Yes, it’s pretty bloody gruesome.” Watts said with what he hoped might be a comforting seriousness. He was completely unaware of the affect the sight of the partially pyrolysed body was having on Gruber.
Gruber, his hand still, just lightly, gripping Watts’, turned from the awkward pleasantries of introduction to the blackened corpse. He noted the shrunken facial skin, the leering vivid white of the strong teeth and the absence of eyes, the nose reduced to a bony edged black hole. Unbidden, Gruber’s memory threw up a horror of its own. The scene that cold, bitter morning in early 1944 as he returned home.
He had picked his way into the devastated heart of Dresden, already knowing there was no hope, but still, being unable to believe it, compelled to make this pilgrimage home to say goodbye to his family and his past.
He had approached from the rear of the property; it was easier going, there was less debris than in the main avenues; their trees reduced to ash and their pavements interred under the tumbled rubble of a thousand burned buildings. All around in the dun tones of destruction Dresden was still smoking and smouldering; the air thick with an acrid stench of high explosive, burning and death.
At last he recognised the back wall to his family’s demesne, though the ancient Linden and Elms that had shaded the lane were now little more that a few crooked black fingers reaching into a toxic leaden sky.
As if reliving the scene Karl found himself, though present in the brightly lit pathology lab, back in Dresden that dreadful day; shocked and horrified again, seeing, desperately wedged between the cobbles and the deeply charred timbers of the carriage gate, the head and one shoulder of a blackened grotesque with outstretched arm, the char black stick fingers curled as if in pleading supplication.
It had crashed in on Gruber that this humanoid charcoal must have been Fritzy, his family’s gardener and odd job man.
The world, reliable things, certainty, had begun to shift and slip around Karl. Fritzy had been Karl’s first true friend and had taught a young Karl all about their family garden, its seasons and systems; and it was the system of it that had impressed young Karl.
Though in truth Fritzy was a little slow, Karl had always allowed that it was Fritzy’s understanding of natural science that had first kindled the scientific spark in himself.
The shifting and slipping in Karl’s consciousness had reached a tipping point and Karl had turned away, collapsing to his knees in the ash of the lane. He hadn’t eaten much since the firebombing, yet he found himself contorted with vomiting as his eyes filled with tears, now angry, then pleading and confused. The acid bile seared his throat and left a harsh metallic taint in his mouth. He felt weak and began to shudder. Later that day, numb from the surrounding nightmare, he had found his family huddled together in one another’s arms in a corner of the cellar. Like the body on the autopsy table, they too had been smoked and cooked.
Karl had to very deliberately, and with some mental and emotional exertion, draw himself back to the present.
Obviously the body had been burned. The feet and lower legs had been charred to the bone by fire; the ankle bones and metatarsals of both feet just a collection of separate blackened cores. The end of the right fibula had been completely burned away and the medial malleolous of the tibia reduced to a blackened stump. The Talus looked like little more than a blackened knucklebone a child might play “Jacks” with.
The rest of the body, including the head, had suffered less actual reduction. The skin had been dried and smoked to a dark brown black and the now empty chest cavity showed that this “cooking” had penetrated deep into the body. The organs sat stiffly on stainless steel trays.
“I’ve found some very interesting things in there,” Watts said, noting Gruber’s attention moving back and forth from the gaping chest cavity to the arrayed organs. “But that’s not what I’ve invited you here for.”
Watts’ face took on a mildly combative cast. “They tell me you’re an expert on head injuries.” He said with a hint of challenge.
Gruber just shrugged self effacingly.
“Well we’ve got a problem here that might be right up your alley.”
Gruber, his difficult memories receding and his attention still entirely on the body, replied, “That alley’s already jammed with difficulties, so much so that it’s often hard to see the real problems.” He stopped and fixed Watts with his dark eyes.
“So what is this problem that has so recklessly wandered up my alley.”
Watts had heard that Gruber could be difficult. Not exactly unfriendly, but demanding in the way brilliant men often are. Watts determined that the time for soft soap and shilly-shally was past. He fell easily into the professional jargon he felt they would both feel more comfortable with.
“I’ve established that he was alive when the fire was burning around him. His upper respiratory tract and lungs are full of soot and the alveoli are packed with tiny contaminants. There’s no doubt in my mind he died of asphyxia after inhaling the heavily contaminated smoke from the fire. That having been said, there appears to be no other somatic injury than this,” Watts picked up the head and turned it, creaking, on its neck, revealing an area of mashed hair, scalp and bone. The area was heat affected but hadn’t actually burned.
“Probably saved from the worst of it by having come to rest on the floor. No fuel and not enough heat or air to burn, save the hair.” Watts offered.
Gruber, gesturing and making subdued inarticulate noises, indicated he wanted to hold the head. Watts shrugged and passed the head into Gruber’s outstretched palms.
Gruber closed his eyes like a mystic and began to gently feel the bumps and contours of the skull with the tips of his fingers. Watts thought it all a little “music hall” but stood back, giving Gruber room. He didn’t want to get on the wrong side of the queer German this early in their acquaintanceship.
Gruber began to mumble to himself as he felt the skull. His eyes still closed, he looked more and more to Watts like some fairground fakir; his flatly intoned mumbling like some weird mantra.
“Mumble, mumble, gabling of the vault, mumble, something bossing, mumble, mumble, glabella, mumble, prognathism, mumble, mumble.”
It went on for some minutes before Gruber opened his eyes again, placed the skull back down on the stainless steel of the table. With the skull in repose, Gruber pushed back what remained of the lips, fully exposing the large bright white teeth and what was left of the dark coloured gums. He then forced the mandible wider and felt around inside the mouth. There was a kind of creaking and a little snap. Gruber let go a small “humph” and looked directly at Watts for the first time.
“I think that what we have here, Doctor Watts, is a member of that much maligned and misunderstood race, the Australian Aborigine. I should have known the moment I saw those teeth. Caucasians just don’t have teeth like that, and certainly not in middle age.”
“An abo you say?” Watts questioned with a hint of incredulity, as if this was somehow completely out of the realms of possibility. “He’ll be my first then. We don’t get many dead abo’s round here. More out west, past Dubbo.”
“None the less, I’m almost certain you have an aboriginal man,” Gruber emphasised the word “aboriginal”. “Abo”, while the preferred term by a lot of white Australians, just didn’t come from Gruber’s lips with any comfort. It made a magnificent people, one of the world’s great peoples in Gruber’s mind, somehow small; and Gruber knew this to be untrue.
“Somewhere in his middle years I’d say from teeth wear, and of course he’s sustained a significant insult to the rear of the skull. It feels like there’s a non-displaced compression fracture centred on the suture between the Parietal and Occipital bones of the left skull. What’s more, whatever he was hit with appears to have had a defined corner; perhaps a heavy piece of timber, maybe a brick.”
“Yes, I thought so.” Watts added hurriedly, not wanting to appear completely without ability or insight. He was enjoying Gruber’s mercurial presence though.
Gruber stood looking at the body for a moment. “Can you help me turn him? I’d like to get a better look at that impact.”
Watts and Gruber gingerly manhandled the body. Quite fragile now, it was like a bundle of dry sticks wrapped in a leather swag; brittle and considerably lighter than it would have been in life after removal of the viscera and the reduction of bodily fluids and fatty tissue in the fire.
When they’d got the body positioned to Gruber’s satisfaction, the injury exposed in all its gory detail under the bright white swing lamp, Gruber bent in close over the wound, asking Watts for a magnifying glass and some tweezers without even looking up. Receiving them he bent in even closer and commenced mumbling to himself again, though this time hardly any of it was intelligible to Watts, who felt increasingly surplus to requirement as he watched Gruber pick and pluck at the injury, conjuring answers from the head wound like a magician might pull tricks from a hat.
“Given the extent of this injury and the insult to the brain that would have resulted, he was almost certainly unconscious while the fire took hold around him. He may very well have suffered greater torments before unconsciousness but I’ll need to see the remains of the brain, and if I could ask that you remove the head and clean the skull so I can get a diagnostic look at the damage.”
Gruber stood looking at Watts with a no nonsense look on his face. “You were right Doctor Watts, this is right up my alley. Tell me, did anybody find the rock that did the damage?”
“Rock?” Was all Watts managed.
“Yes. It looks like basalt, possibly rhyolite, though I would have to look at it microscopically to be sure. Pass me a specimen dish would you.”
Watts responded like a schoolboy obeying a masters’ request and Gruber began to pick tiny fragments of dark stone from the wound and drop them into the dish with a metallic “plink”. The last piece was quite large; well anchored in the bone of the skull, it took a determined moment to remove it. As it “clanked” into the tray Gruber saw the fragment had a small but noticeable swelling on one side.
“Ah ha!” exclaimed Gruber. “This was murder. I’d wager on it.”
“Murder?” The surprised one word question was again all Watts could manage, but Gruber was back down over the wound again.
“We don’t get all that many murders out this way either.” Watts continued, as if his world were somehow beginning to creak around him.
Gruber looked up at Watts, “Then imagine how unlikely it must be that you have a murdered aboriginal man on your table.”
“I suppose so,” said Watts uncertainly, not knowing if this was meant as a joke, or an admonition for Watts’ parochial attitude toward the corpse’s origins and condition.
“But not so unlikely as me being called in on the off chance to find an aboriginal man who died of complications from a complex head injury delivered by a piece of the local volcanic geology. This isn’t up my alley, it’s up three lanes of autobahn”, thought Gruber enthusiastically, estimating the odds as astronomical.
Watts meanwhile had begun to imagine himself as a young student again, standing before his professor engaged in some particularly difficult “viva”. He didn’t feel he was doing all that well. Gruber sensing the younger man’s anxiety smiled at Watts and instantly the younger man relaxed, the odd tension between them beginning to ease.
“My very preliminary analysis goes something like this. We have a healthy aboriginal man in his forties. You’ve already determined that he died of asphyxia and this head injury suggests that he may have been unconscious when he was placed in the building.
I say “placed” because the head injury would have certainly affected his vision, and possibly his spatial cognition and motor control. I think we can say categorically that the extent of the injury means our friend here was clinically “brain damaged”. While there is a slight possibility he may have been conscious or semiconscious, there is no way he could have walked into the building himself.
Moreover, if the injury had happened in the building where he was found, say as a result of falling onto the rock or the rock falling onto him, then the rock would have been found with him. That it wasn’t, suggests that the injury happened elsewhere and the unconscious or semiconscious body was taken to the building, “placed” there and then the building either caught fire or was set alight. Either way it’s murder or manslaughter. It can’t be anything else.” Gruber paused momentarily, looking around the lab. “Do you have the photographs from the scene?”
“Absolutely.” replied Watts enthusiastically, moving quickly to a steel credenza nearby and producing a think manila folder full of high contrast black and white photographs showing the removal of the debris from the body and then the body in situ from every conceivable angle.
Gruber spread the photos across an empty autopsy table, took up the magnifying glass again and began to minutely inspect each image.
Watts, at a loss as to what he should be contributing to the autopsy at this stage, rather lamely offered, “Tea?”
“Coffee, thanks.” was all Gruber replied without shifting his attention from the image of the rough limestone slab floor of the outbuilding. With the body removed, it was possible to see the differential heating of the floor had produced a marked outline of the dead man but there was no rock, nothing. Gruber continued to shuffle through the photographs. The images of the body on the stone floor looked as if he had been placed there, legs together, arms at his sides. There was no indication in the arrangement of the body that suggested the chaos of a dead fall, and a heavy blow to the back of the head would almost certainly have toppled the body onto its front. He would have been found face down. Karl was now convinced it was murder, pure and simple.
When Watts returned with their drinks Gruber was much more relaxed. He sipped his coffee, complimenting Watts on the brew.
“I love Australia Watts, I’ve become a proud Australian, but one thing that Australia hasn’t worked out yet is good coffee.” Gruber gratefully sipped the dark liquid, enjoying it enormously.
“Australians make a good cup of tea but coffee seems still to elude your ingenuity. This coffee of yours is a delightful surprise Doctor Watts.”
“I’m glad you like it but I can’t take the credit. I couldn’t brew a coffee like that to save my life. I had to get the Chief Registrar’s secretary to make it. He’s a bit of a coffee aficionado, got all the gear, the Chief.
The coffee in the canteen is undrinkable and I knew I couldn’t insult you with that. Not on so short an acquaintance. I’ve got some German friends living at “The Dude Ranch” near EMMCo. You know, the refo camp run by the commonwealth. I know how you Germans like your coffee.”
“Ah, the refugee camp.” Gruber nodded, chuckling darkly. “Of course, you do know that I’m a “refo” too.”
Watts good naturedly blustered a little as though the very proposition was ridiculous, but Karl could see that that one had landed. He was beginning to like Watts. What was it Bertie said about these young Australians? That’s it, “they had no sides”, “what you see is what you get.”
Karl enjoyed Australian idioms and the young man’s good humour and enthusiasm was doing wonderful work clearing away the few remaining wisps of horrific history that had flooded over Karl earlier.
“So, murder you say.” Watts took a noisy slurp on his tea and looked at Gruber.
“Yes, I’m absolutely certain now and I believe that when I’ve looked at the brain and skull more closely, we’ll find there can be no other explanation. It will also confirm my speculation regarding his aboriginality. He’ll show a relatively thick skull. It’s one of the main diagnostic differences between them and us.
Given that, and the location and extent of the injury, not to mention this fragment,” Gruber held the large chip in the light and Watts leaned in to have a close look.
“This swelling here,” Gruber pointed to the visible roundness on one side of the chip, “that’s called a bulb of percussion. You only get those when the source rock is fine grained, hard and receives a heavy blow at just the right angle. It must have been just chance here, but it does mean the blow to this poor fellow’s head must have been delivered with considerable force, a coward’s blow from behind.” Gruber replaced the chip amongst its kind in the specimen dish.
“I just can’t see a fall doing as much damage. What’s more, the clean, orthogonal shape of the injury suggests it might have been dressed stone, but small enough to heft in the hand, so bluestone facing, perhaps. The interesting thing is, looking through the photographs there appears to be no basalt in the construction of the building this poor fellow was found in. Yes, it seems certain he was attacked elsewhere and perhaps the fire was an attempt to burn the body and cover up the killing.”
The two men swapped insights for a while longer and Gruber promised to write up his conclusions as a formal contribution to the pathologists report to the coroner. Watts for his part offered to retrieve what was left of the brain and clean the skull for Gruber to inspect, but that would have to happen here in the lab. It was a matter of legal evidentiary protocol. The body was about to officially become evidence in a murder.
Gruber was preparing to leave, but seeing as he was coming again, Gruber offered to bring Watts a copy of his aboriginal morphology data sets, based on the American, Joseph Birdsell’s work in the thirties and forties. It might help Watts recognise a future Aboriginal body. Watts thanked Gruber a little too effusively, trying to give the impression that he knew what Gruber was talking about.
“All the best work on the Australian Aborigines has been done by people from overseas, a lot of them German.” Karl pronounced, a tad didactically as he held the swing door open to leave.
“Well, you’re certainly keeping your side’s end up.” Watt’s joked.
“Oh, you knew I was German then, before you called?”
Watt’s began to bluster up again, then noticed the twinkle in Karl’s eye. He stopped and a huge grin took up residence across his face.
“Sly bugger, you got me there.” The young man owned.
Karl smiled at the young pathologist. He had grown to be quite fond of him, even in the short time they’d been acquainted. They shook hands like friends.
As Karl turned to go through the doors, he threw over his shoulder, “Did you know I was from Dresden?”
Standing in the doorway, Watts’ face had suddenly gone ashen, his jaw slack and slightly open. That explains a lot, he thought.
Karl didn’t look back as he briskly walked up the corridor.
07 Wednesday Sep 2011
Posted in Emmjay, Gregor Stronach, Politics in the Pig's Arms
Story by Gregor Stronach – updated by Mike Jones
Gregor wrote this when Saddam Hussain was tried and executed- 20 December 2006, but with a bit of tinkering, it works well for Osama Bin Laden and it will still work when Muammar Gaddafi takes the big step into the unknown.

“To Hell with you!”, he screamed.
I, personally, would have gone with something more along the lines of “To hell with this!”, as I scarpered out the front door of the court / compound. Yes, he was shackled, and yes, he was wearing a 90 pound beard (seriously – that beard is a masterwork, and will probably go down in history as one of the Greatest Beards of All Time). But that shouldn’t have stopped him from making a break for it. It would have been a more dignified death than being hanged / drilled by US Navy Seals / bazooka’d into the next world by Libyan rebels / freedom fighters / detergents.
I speak, of course, about Saddam Hussein / Osama Bin Laden / Muammar Gaddafi, horrible tyrant, brutal dictator and any one of the hundreds of two-word epithets he’s been assigned by the world’s media. He’s the world’s biggest bad guy, the troll under the bridge of Freedom and Democracy, the bogeyman America uses to make sure the rest of the world eats its veggies and goes to bed by 10pm. And he’s been condemned to death. Many believe that this is perhaps the most prosaic ending for the man responsible for the untimely demise of millions of people. He was killing his own people, along with the countless thousands of men, women and children who died as a direct result of his paranoid ravings and rash decisions. Make no mistake – the man was a cunt nasty piece of work.
However, the judgement handed down by Abdel Rahman has prompted a range of different responses from around the world, and – as horrified as I am to say this – I actually agree with Europe’s two surrender monkey nations in their wet outlook on the penalty. Both France and Italy have come out simpering, calling for the execution of Saddam not to go ahead. It can easily be argued that they are merely taking the moral high ground (as I like to do whenever I can…) – after all, they have little to lose by calling for a reprieve from the noose for Saddam. Were they spokespeople for the United States, such a statement would be tantamount to strapping an explosive vest to their political careers and wandering into an opposition convention.
I have been extremely concerned by the reactions of Australia’s Prime Ministers, John Howard / Kevin Rudd /Julia Gillard. You can see the delight at the verdict writ large across the sizeable chunk of vacant real estate around his/her forehead region. But… and here’s the rub… (s)he speaks of this verdict out both sides of the mouth. On the one hand, (s)he’s vehemently opposed to the death sentence. Look at the hand-wringing and crocodile tears at the impending fate of the Bali Nine – a group of Australian twenty-somethings that have found themselves on the wrong end of the death penalty for smuggling heroin out off Indonesia. But on the other hand, when it suits our PM, (s)he’s all for it. Whether it be Saddam Hussein or Amrozi (one of the Bali bombing masterminds, for those of you playing at home), if it suits the political ends, our PM doesn’t mind if people are put to the drop, or in front of a firing squad. At least Tony Blair had the nuts to stand up and say he was against the death penalty… he won’t do anything about it, but he’s against it. So… erm… go Tony. I guess… but he didn’t have the nuts to say no to Rupert Murdoch and Wendy Deng when they asked him to be godfather to their daughter……
Further afield, the reactions are predictable at best. The United States has wriggled into an orgy of high-fiving, as the judgement became common knowledge amongst a populace due in the polling booth just a couple of days later. The timing of the death penalty decision and the assassinations – a major talking point – will forever be criticised by many as a transparent attempt to boost votes for an ailing administration. But dead dictators win votes, and GWB and BO’B have had this little apple land right in their laps. Down in the polls and steadfastly refusing to withdraw from an increasingly unpopular war, Bush has claimed the verdict as vindication of his decision to invade Iraq to get rid of Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction and for B O’B it was to swat Bin Laden … or rather SEAL his fate. Or get rid of Muammar Gaddafi. Or free the Libyan people. Or whatever reason it is this week – I’ve honestly lost track.
But the main places that the verdicts will have effect is in Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya. And it doesn’t take a geopolitical genius to see that Iraq / Afghanistan / Libya / Syria / Yemen / Egypt / etc’s are in desperate trouble at the moment, and that things will only get worse when Saddam et al do meet their makers at the gallows or in their own bedrooms. The already fractured Islamic world will have yet more massive wedges driven between the sparring factions. The Sunni loyalists are even still lining up behind their deceased leader’s party. Fighting between them and the Shia, who now have control of the legislative process in Iraq, continues to escalate. And the Taliban against everyone else in Afghanistan and the pro and anti-Gaddafi forces in Libya and the pro- and anti-Assad people in Syria ….. And stuck in the mix are western troops.
I fear for the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Syria, Somalia, Southern Sudan ……. Yes, they’re getting themselves a “Democracy™”, but they’re each just another government born of violence and baptised in the blood of their former leaders. The sectarian violence doesn’t need another excuse to continue – but the bloodthirsty shouts of the elected leaders of the western world won’t go unnoticed.
George Bush was smiling when he announced that Saddam Hussein will be executed. He was glad that a man is going to die. Obama was less overt with the assassination of Osama Bin Laden…… but who in the West will not quietly cheer the demise of Gaddafi and Assad ? The message sent is painfully clear… You are bad men, Saddam, Bin Laden, Assad, Gaddafi. You killed people, and killing people is Very Wrong. Ergo, we will show you the error of your ways by killing you. And we’ll be thrilled at the prospect of seeing you die.
No matter which way this debacle falls, the people of of these middle-eastern countries are in some deep, deep shit. Their world will be one of violence for many, many years to come and there’s not a damn thing 99 percent of them can do about it. If Saddam or Bin Laden or Gaddafi had copped a reprieve, the outcry would have been heard for all eternity. And with their deaths will come fires in the Middle East so huge that they will turn the desert sands to glass, stained red with the blood of the many that have died at the hands of the powerful few.
But that red glass will offer the world one thing – the perfect material to fashion the rose-coloured glasses the western world will need to wear when we look back on these events in 20 years, and try to convince ourselves that we did the Right and Noble Thing.
06 Tuesday Sep 2011
Posted in Lehan Winifred Ramsay, Politics in the Pig's Arms
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Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay
It surprises me sometimes, how emotionally sticky Australians are. But then it surprises me how deeply tolerant we are. Still we haven’t thrown W+anchor and Skuttlebutt overboard and they’ve been deeply irritating of late. W+anchor! Stop goading your sister! ENOUGH of Nauru. One more n-word from you and you’ll be put in goal.
There’s a particular wisdom that all parents should know. Never get caught out making a threat that you don’t intend to follow through. Never say NO if you’re not completely sure of what you would do if it didn’t work. Never do that, not even once. Now Skuttlebutt’s gone and done it. It’s hard to know what terrible consequence this is going to have, but we do know one thing, now that the high court has said NO, and Skuttlebutt has only become disappointed, very disappointed with you….to say in return, we know that things are going to be very different along our coastlines. My guess is, backpacking’s got tenure.
It would probably surprise a lot of Australians to learn that there are countries, even quite close to our own, where wanting to go to Australia is not considered illegal. Where finding a boat and catching a boat to Australia is not unlike the experiences of many Australians of catching a bus loaded with dead fish and live chickens through the mountains. It’s a bit risky, it’s uncomfortable, but then again it’s something to tell your family about.
Sometimes local transportation is just like that. But it’s cheaper.
If I were looking for a start-up business right now, I’d be off to one of those countries right now. I would find a nice building and open a chinese restaurant. Near the water. With a little guesthouse out the back. W+anchor and Skuttlebutt. At your service.
05 Monday Sep 2011
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August 17, 2011 by gerard oosterman
The double glass doors to the Rockdale’s Returned soldier’s Club were always obliging to anyone passing by. They would swing open regardless of the intention to enter or walk by. That electronic eye above those doors didn’t miss a beat or a person, and would even swing open for the occasional straying dog. Music was amplified as well to the outside world. That’s if it was music. Often it was the drone of football crowds, cricket or sport commentary being piped into the pedestrians ears.
For a while the Azzopardis had to subject them-selves to the ritual that all clubs have, the ‘signing in.’ Non members had to sign in and have proof of existence and show a driver’s license or other proof of being alive and in the here and all of Rockdale’s environs. It was always an area of confusion and bafflement which they finally solved by just joining. Non-members paid more for meals and drinks, so what was the ‘signing’ up for? The joining and becoming a member involved a photo imprinted on a card. From then on no one would ever check the card or the bone fide of the member. Members would go through those open doors and show the membership cards from a distance. The mere opening of a wallet sufficed and the nod of approval given. You were in with the rest of them and accepted.
Many of the clubs gave excellent value. Dinners of fish and chips for instance for pensioners still alive on a Thursday night would be treated to this delightful dish for just $ 5.-. Hzanna and her husband generally avoided the pensioner special night. The carefully built-up aura of ‘business acumen’ might get a bit of a knock if the proprietors of The Azzopardi’s Meat Solutions were seen to hob-knob with those whose sole achievements in live did now depend on the $5.- Fish & Chips special. Of course, the pious ‘Halal’ and ‘head scarf wearing facade’ as so subtly presented in the Azzopardi’s Meat Solutions Shop would need some caution when entering those hallowed gambling and drinking venues. Hzanna thought it rather devious when they had to walk by the club and around the block when a known and solidly financial customer was spotted whose preferences in the carnivorous world was known to include Halal obligations.
Of course, once inside those concerns could be jettisoned. No believer of Islam would ever consider getting near those dens of alcohol beverages and gambling machinery.
Once through those glass doors and past the membership card desk, the Azzopardis would quicken their steps, relieved that their ethics (or their dodgy religious ardour) weren’t spotted by their devoted customers.
The walk towards the dining table would be over a bright blue soft surface which had a mix of solid red British Commonwealth stars and green Royal bangles woven into the hard wearing and mainly acrylic floor covering. This walk would glide them past an area where most of the noise piped to the outside was coming from. A mixture of music, rattling of coins and TV sporting noise. A familiar cacophony of noise of many an Australian club that would travel (tsunami-like) and repeat itself over the thousands of kilometres throughout the time zones of the Southern Hemisphere of Australia. To compliment the carpet there would be on many walls a happy mixture of framed and glassed hand-signed football heroes’ T-Shirts with a couple of youthful Queen Elizabeth’s, flanked by Phil, hung in between it all, just for good measure.
If anyone could be bothered to investigate the noises including of rattling coins a bit closer, he (or indeed a she) could do no better than to hone in on a room separated from the rest, somewhat clad in darkness but with a night-club glitter and sparkling lights. Indeed with some poetic license (and a couple of beers,) it almost resembled a sky lit-up by fireworks on a New Year’s Eve. The noise was not so much from the people inside the room but from loudspeakers and screens mounted around a (con)-agglomerate of flashing lights and spinning wheels, all encased within a cabinet in front of which would be seated a stubbornly silent club member in deep and serious concentration focussed on those rotating and spinning wheels. Every now and then, he or she would lift an arm quickly and push a button that would then result in a renewed and vigorous rotating of the wheels. Those wheels seemed to have playing cards on them. This was playing poker at its most convenient. Chairs were provided and you did not have to talk to others. All one did was feed coins or notes into it.
The Azzopardis remained deeply puzzled by this curious cultural oddity. They were still too much Maltese to understand getting together and then still not converse and talk. Why the silence? Why indeed. Things are just different, that’s why!
( will be (relentlessly) continued.
Tags: Gozo, Halal., Islam, Malta, Rockdale, RSL
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03 Saturday Sep 2011
Posted in Warrigal Mirriyuula
13 Mongrel and The Runt by Warrigal Mirriyuula
Chook went to see MacGuire as evening fell, but found him absent on a business trip to Sydney. He wouldn’t be back for a few days.
His wife mentioned that Bagley had told her of the loss of the prize Merino rams. Chook asked her to ask her husband to call the station as soon as possible. Mrs. MacGuire, ever the charming hostess, had offered Chook tea, but he’d declined, siting pressure of work and many a mile to travel before the night was through.
Mrs. MacGuire thought this a little cryptic, but she wished Chook the best of fortune with the investigation. He was leaving when he paused on the verandah steps. He turned, Mrs. Macguire was standing in the verandah light.
“What do you think of Bagley? Chook asked directly.
At first she seemed somewhat taken aback. “Well, I don’t know. I don’t really have much to do with the man. He’s my husband’s creature.” She pulled her cardigan tighter around her and twisted, just slightly, adding, “My husband does rely on him a good deal.”
She paused as if deciding whether to go further.
“Actually, the truth is I don’t like him much.” She pronounced with a pout. “In fact I don’t see much to like. He seems filled with anger and belligerence. I try to have as little as possible to do with the man. His wife is sweet though, in a heavily put upon sort of way.” Mrs. MacGuire paused again, then added in a low conspiratorial tone, “I don’t think she likes him much either.” Nodding to confirm the powerful truth of this last opinion.
“Mmmmm,” was all Chook said. He turned and left Mrs. MacGuire standing in the porch light watching him go. He was halfway to the gate before the light went out.
His next call was on Miss Hynde at The Pines. The visit was more out of curiousity than a need to cross all the “t”’s and dot all the “i”’s on the incident report. The old bird was often gossiped about in Molong but she was seldom seen. Indeed Chook had never laid eyes on her, but she was known around town as “that crazy artist lady”. She was known for having strong opinions and offering them at the drop of a hat. She argued with men, often besting them, and lived by herself in a world of dottery weirdness, painting pictures and sculpting objects more at home in a mental institute, or so the local legend went.
When Chook pulled up out side the picket fence surrounding the little white weatherboard cottage it was getting on for full dark. All the verandah lights were on, as were all the interior lights as far as Chook could tell.
The place was aglow again, just as it had been this afternoon when Chook had first laid eyes on it. The glow gave Chook a warm welcoming feeling. She couldn’t be that hard to get along with.
Then there she was, suddenly striding down the path, her long grey hair falling out as she pulled away a scarf. She shook her head and scratched through the tangled hair.
“Police ey?” she challenged, but Chook was just gobsmacked.
“What do you want with the mad woman of Molong Sergeant?” She was carrying a number of big brushes, wiping them with an oily cloth. “Come on man,” She slid the brushes in the hip pocket of the spattered bib and braces she was wearing, “spit it out!”
“Ah, Miss Hynde? I, ah, um,…” Chook just couldn’t get back to an even keel.
“My god man! We’ll all be murdered in our bed’s if you’re our protection.”
She smiled, amused by Chook’s discomforture.
“Yes I’m Miss Hynde, though why the yokels insist on the “Miss” is a continuing mystery to me,” She openly appraised Chook like a stud master might look over a stallion, “And you’re the local plod, so I imagine at some point you’ll be able to form a coherent question, hmm?”
Chook finally pulled himself together to ask, a little too formally, like a boy might play a policeman in a school play, “I need to talk to you about the fire you reported on MacGuire’s place.”
“Yes, I’d already worked that out Sergeant.” She gave him a smile that sent a shiver of dread and at the same time a thrill of excitement through him. He fervently hoped none of this was intelligible to her.
“Come on…” She grabbed Chook by the arm using both hands to hang onto his bicep. She pulled in close and dragged him up the path. There was an urgency and an intimacy in her grip that just added to Chook’s confusion. “What a funny fellow you are.” She said with a lilt in her voice as though she was encouraging a reluctant child to accept a fundamental change.
Chook silently allowed himself to be dragged into the chaos and confusion of the cottage. In his current state he fitted right in.
Miss Hynde wasn’t a mad old lady at all. In fact Chook wouldn’t have put her past about thirty, thirty five tops, and maybe that was just because of her thick, wild, salt and pepper grey hair, and her face had both such strength and beauty, her eyes penetrating, dark and knowing.
Chook was all at sea, from the moment he entered the house with her. Just when he thought he had himself under control she would smile at him, or ask a perspicacious question regarding some as yet unconsidered aspect of the fire, or she would just look at him, almost daring him to be himself in front of her. He thought. Perhaps.
She had no other helpful information about the fire other than that which was already contained in the report he’d had from the fireys, but it still didn’t occur to Chook that he might leave her, there in the glowing cottage in the pines.
He realised he had been waiting for a kind of permission, like a note from a senior officer, something. She made him feel so not himself, there in her glowing house surrounded by things that just made Chook’s brain spin; confronting paintings of sides of beef, mixed with what looked like aboriginal designs; the dead meat oddly full of colour and life; plaster and bronze sculptures of tortured, animalistic things that none the less appeared full of potential, as though they might suddenly explode, shattering the cottage.
Then Chook saw two small lithe bronzes of a naked woman in impossible poses. He couldn’t take his eyes of them. It dawned on him that they were of her, Miss Hynde; younger, but the face was unmistakable.
“These..,” his hand flapped at the sculptures, “They’re of…., that’s to say, they’re… you….” Chook tried to say how much he appreciated the two sculptures but couldn’t work out a form of words that didn’t make him sound like a simpleton making some boorish observation about her nudity.
He knew nothing of art but Chook knew he liked the artist, he felt the power of her work slowly unmanning him. He smiled boyishly at her, and she laughed unselfconsciously back and grabbed him.
She has mistaken my confusion for intelligent interest he thought, as she dragged him, again, out the back to the converted shed she used as her foundry, there to reveal with a stagey flourish from beneath a stained dust cloth, a huge bronze statue of a man anchored at the hips to the stony ground, his burnished torso a twisted exposition of human anatomy in tension, the head thrown back, mouth at full gape as if screaming, the arms were upraised to the rough rafters of the shed, the fingers both pointing in righteous accusation and pleading in humility. Chook had thought it simply awesome; his mind was stunned; and she had imagined and realised all of this.
“I call it “Terra Nullius”.” She said matter of factly.
Did he actually black out? He thought not, but he couldn’t remember how exactly, but she must have walked him to the ute at some point. He didn’t really come back to earth until he found himself turning the key in the ignition. He rested his arm out the window, she softly placed both her hands on the bare skin of his forearm. Gripping him lightly and crinkling her nose, she said, “You’ll work it out,” she paused, kissed him softly through the open window, “You must come again.”
She had then smiled sweetly, an unexpected softness she had not shown before, that sent him tumbling again. She turned and walked briskly back into the house.
It was too much. Chook had never met a woman like her. In fact he would have denied that women might behave this way, until a few minutes ago that is. Now he couldn’t understand why all women didn’t think that way, behave that way, be that way; but it was still all too much.
Chook shook is head, his face still immobile as his mind raced on the subject of Miss Hynde.
He hadn’t got her Christian name.
“Shit Chook, pull yourself together!” he said aloud to himself as he put the ute into gear and set off to see Bagley. He probably should have gone earlier, but Bagley was such a pain that Chook had simply put it off, and now he wondered if he was in any fit state to hold up against the fusillade of withering abuse that was Bagley’s usual style.
Miss Hynde had rattled him he realised, but his policeman’s pride, indeed his manly pride, would not allow that he’d had his heart bushwacked, his mind turned over like a Spring sod, and the deed and title to all that was Chook was already on its way to its new owner.
“That way madness lies.” Chook found himself unexpectedly remembering his schoolboy Lear, “No more of that.”
Old Jack Enderby would be proud after all these years. But then it occurred to Chook that the quote mightn’t be “ap-po-site”. He chuckled happily. That was another of old Enderby’s words, kept for special occasions; occasions that were “ap-po-site”, Chook chuckled.
As Chook turned off the main drive to the MacGuire homestead, Bagley’s cottage ahead, caught in the swinging headlamps, he steeled himself for what he imagined would come; but Chook wouldn’t let the bastard get the better of him tonight. In fact, disregarding the maddening siren song of Miss Hynde, Chook was feeling pretty good. He was filled with a light-hearted confidence he realised. He felt younger, that was it. He was fit for it. He just wouldn’t let Bagley get up his nose.
The house was in darkness. One of the dogs chained up at the side set off barking as Chook got out of the ute and walked up onto the verandah. The house was silent.
Chook knocked heavily. At first there was no reply, then he heard movement. A light went on inside, then the verandah light. Chook heard Bagley say from inside, “So ya back, I knew you….,” then the door opened and Bagley saw it was Chook.
Bagley didn’t finish. He seemed disappointed and just said, “Oh its you Fowler. Well you better come in; and wipe ya bloody boots man.” Bagley was ever the most reluctant host
Chook didn’t discover what it was that Bagley thought he knew, or who he thought had come back; but it was obvious Bagley was in a foul mood.
From there the encounter had gone as expected. Chook’s upbeat manner had harried and harassed Bagley’s abusive assault until Bagley had simply been sullenly silenced. Not that Bagley had provided any information of any substance. He seemed, just as earlier, only concerned with the sheep and their value, and the insurance report. He seemed very concerned with the insurance report.
Except to deny any knowledge of the body, he didn’t mention it at all throughout the interview, which was conducted by Bagley with a terse uncooperative economy that Chook at last interpreted as founded in an almost complete distraction. Bagley’s mind was somewhere else entirely. He gave the impression that if Chook simply disappeared in front of him, it wouldn’t have happened soon enough.
“Is Mrs. Bagley home? I’d like to speak to her too please.”
“Well you can’t. She’s not here.” Bagley paused to lick his lips nervously. “She’s gone to her sister’s to stay for a few days.”
It was obvious to Chook that this fragment of information was a lie and it had cost Bagley dearly to utter it. He was now openly enraged, barely able to contain his anger.
Chook had all he needed and it seemed all he was going to get at this time. He warned Bagley again about not going near the ruin. It was still a crime scene until Chook said otherwise. Bagley issued the same belligerent statement in response; that he would do whatever, go where ever was necessary, but Chook had stopped listening. He just turned and walked out on the still blustering Bagley.
Chook drove home and poured himself a whiskey before sinking in his favourite chair. He was weary but still felt all abuzz after the evening’s events, and now that his time was his own again, his mind slowing a little, he found that pleasant buzz tuning back to Miss Hynde and her paintings and sculptures, and her knowing, and her hands on his arm…..
She was on his mind again as Chook jounced the Police ute over the cattle grate into the station yard next morning.
He’d stayed long enough out at the scene to see the body removed and to ensure that all the evidence he and Inspector Beauzeville thought pertinent was recorded, photographed and put into the coroner’s vehicle for transport to Orange.
Young Molloy had had a long sleepless night and was glad to be shot of guarding the dead body.
“It’s bloody creapy,” he’d told Chook, “several times I thought I’d heard something, but it never turned out to be anything. Well I don’t think it was anything.” He added with a tone of qualification that showed the depth of his uncertainty.
Chook had noted the uncertainty, then sent him home, but the lad had stayed to the bitter end, claiming it was good experience for him. Chook thought it more likely he was just curious. It was the young probationer’s first dead body. He was a bright lad and Chook thought he’d go far in the force.
It’d been Molloy’s suggestion that somehow the sheep and the body were more connected than just being in the same fire, and that the carcasses shouldn’t be burned, but rather, kept on ice as part of the evidence haul. They were after all, supposed to be blue ribbon beasts, all four of them each worth more than a car.
They didn’t look like much now, but Molloy’s contention seemed to ring true to Chook. Beauzeville had agreed, bringing a satisfied smile to young Molloy’s face, and the remains of the sheep had been carefully separated, individually bagged and put on ice.
Back at the station Chook called the veterinary pathologist at The Department of Agriculture in Orange, letting him know that the four carcasses were on their way to him for examination and analysis. He ordered the full array of tests and asked the pathologist if there was any way that he could prove the dead sheep were the animals Bagley claimed were missing from MacGuire’s flock. The pathologist offered his best efforts but couldn’t guarantee an outcome.
Hanging up the phone and settling down with his cuppa, Chook pushed his chair back and put his still muddy boots up on the desk, taking a long slow slurp on his tea.
It was time for a little more reflection.
—oo000oo—
When Algy awoke in the unfamiliar surroundings of the bedroom in Shields Lane he found himself confused and it took a moment for him to get oriented as to where he was and what he was doing there. His little Europa travelling clock showed 10:15. Algy hadn’t slept this late in a long while.
He vaguely remembered Porky helping him up off the couch after last night’s long talk. He’d gone to sleep with a spinning headache, which had woken him again in the small hours. He’d scrabbled around in the dark for a couple of the pills Doctor Wardell had given him and after that it was just oblivion.
There was a cold mug of tea on the bedside table, and a note:
“Make yourself at home. If you need anything Porky and me are at the shop.”
Algy pulled himself out of bed and sat on the edge of the mattress. He’d slept in his underwear. In the last few months he’d often slept in his clothes, but never in his underwear. His mother would “tut”, but Algy found a new kind of freedom in the notion of going to bed in his underwear. Maybe in summer he wouldn’t wear anything at all.
He casually pulled on a pair of pants and a shirt. He didn’t bother to button up, and as he made his way to the toilet his shirt flapped in the spring breeze blowing through the house.
While taking a pee Algy looked out the small open toilet window and was struck by the ordered regularity of Harry’s vegetable patch; the stakes and strings in straight rows, the hose wound onto a rusty old spoked wheel. Harry was a real “doer” alright, and Algy, from his vantage point over the loo, could now confirm Porky’s Fairbridge aphorism from last night. The grass always grows greener over the septic tank.
Flushing and buttoning up his fly, Algy had a chuckle to himself while he washed his hands.
He went into the kitchen to make a cuppa.
Gripping the enamel mug with both hands, Algy took a long pull on the hot sweet tea and sauntered barefoot down the hall, enjoying the warm morning air blowing gently through the screen door. Pushing it open with his foot, he went outside onto the verandah and sat in the morning sun to finish his tea. The dogs’ bed was abandoned.
Shields Lane was quiet. There was not a soul in sight. A dog barked round the corner on Riddell Street, Magpies were warbling along the side of the house as they hunted in the grass, and far to the east, up high, a Wedgetail was lazily riding a thermal.
The town seemed shrouded in an expectant hush, until, from the direction of Bank Street, Algy heard a bloke shouting instructions to a mate, but he couldn’t make out what about.
He went down to the gate to have a sticky beak.
Resting his mug on the flat top of the gatepost finial, he took a look up and down; there was no one in Shields Lane, it was still deserted; but Algy noticed, framed in the end of the lane to the north, the Town Hall on Bank Street.
At first it seemed like a mild admonishment, the building reminding him of his failure as a dogcatcher. That soon passed as Algy realised that while he had no clear idea about his future, the Town Hall and the responsibilities of the Ordinance Inspector were already rapidly receding into his past. He smiled again at his foolishness and shook his head. It throbbed once or twice to drive the realisation home.
He picked up his tea and went back inside. He’d decided to write a letter to his parents. They’d be worried by his infrequent communication and he had some thinking to do that he always found best pursued in writing rather than on the phone.
Dear Mum and Dad,
I’m sorry I’ve been so tardy in my letters to you both. A few weeks ago I might have said the reason was that I was too busy, too much to do, but the truth is that in a curious way I lost myself shortly after coming here. You were right Dad. It was a decision I didn’t think through. Later today I’m going up to the Town Hall to hand in my resignation.
It was an odd thing as it’s turned out. It’s changed me. Almost as if it was predestined, as though before I was just a character following the text in a rather obvious novel.
Having “run away from home”, when I got to Molong it was as if I placed myself outside the local community, by choice, and then suffered the consequences of that deliberate and unthinking choice. It wasn’t that people were uncaring or unkind. Indeed I’ve discovered in just the last few days that this little village is filled with people of an uncommon compassion and wisdom; a wisdom more profound than any I managed to glean from my studies.
But I’m already getting ahead of myself and I want to tell you both everything. So I’ll start at the beginning and try to include all the salient points.”
“But how to say it.” he pondered aloud. “What are the really salient points?”
Algy stopped, his pen poised above the paper. How could he describe the change when he was uncertain just how far that change had gone?
Just then the spring hinges on the screen door skirled and the next thing, Mongrel came bounding into the living room with Porky and The Runt close behind.
“How are ya mate? Feelin’ any better?” Porky had obviously been sent home to check on the patient.
“Better than I’ve a right to feel. In fact Porky,” Algy tried out his new friend’s name for the first time, “I feel like a new man, as if the world is my oyster.”
“Yeah, w’ll hang on a mo’. I got some steak here f’ ya lunch. Ya gonna need ya strength to open that oyster.” Porky responded as he walked through into the kitchen, amusedly muttering, ”Cracked melon, and the world’s ‘is bloody oyster, ark at ‘im.”
Mongrel had his paws up on Algy’s leg, his great red tongue lolling out panting, his bright eyes looking for any indication from Algy.
“How are you my new friend?” Algy said quietly to the dog. He took Mongrel by the ruff of blue round his neck, giving the dog a scratch and shake. Mongrel was in heaven.
“Did you know that in some societies, if you save a person’s life you become responsible for that person.” Algy looked as earnestly as he could into Mongrel’s eyes. “Are you ready for that responsibility?”
Mongrel barked a happy bark and licked Algy’s forearm. He got down and walked off into the kitchen. Algy followed him.
Porky was already trimming a couple of big chunks of steak and tossing the off cuts to The Runt at his feet, the little dog’s darting eyes never leaving the meat in Porky’s hands. As each tid bit was flipped into the air the little dog jumped and unerringly caught the scrap, then gulped it down. Mongrel showed no interest in the scraps. As usual he stood back from the relationship between The Runt and the man. Besides Mongrel had a man of his own now.
“Is there anything I can help with?” Algy asked, feeling a little like an invalid. “I could make us a salad.”
“Salad…,” Porky shook his head with a big smile on his face. “Y’re a corker Head Case, you really are.” Porky was chuckling to himself again, then, “Nah, don’ worry bout it. I’ll cook us some chips and cut a tomata or two. Salad…” he chuckled and shook his head again. “Ya gotta keep ya strength up.”
Algy sat down by the sideboard and Mongrel lay down beside him. Apparently blokes in Molong don’t eat salad, Algy thought, looking down at Mongrel, who lifted his head and turned it to one side, uncertain as to what Algy meant by the slightly abashed look on his face. Perhaps it was nothing. Mongrel lay his head down again, giving Algy one last look. Algy winked at the dog. Mongrel blinked back.
Porky placed the hunks of trimmed steak on the griddle and they immediately began to sizzle furiously. He went to the icebox and got out some pre-cut potato chips, then a bottle of yellowish oil from a cupboard.
“Nick Cassimatty put me onta this one. Ya don’t fry ya chips in dripping. Ya do ‘em in this.” He held the oil out for Algy to inspect and just as quickly took it back and began to pour a goodly quantity into a shallow pan. “It’s olive oil mate. Makes the best chips, you wait.”
“I can’t wait.” Algy said with a small smirk. “These chips aren’t made from your special potatoes are they? You’d have to agree, you’ve shown an uncommon solicitude towards that sack of spuds. You’re always going out walking together Harry tells me. Apparently it’s quite a sight to see.”
“I’m in training.” Porky said shortly, obviously not wanting to pursue the matter.
“What, to become a King Edward?” Algy gibed with a smile
Porky gave him a quick glance, just to make sure he got the gist of that one.
“Yeah, well you wait,” he said in good humour, “You’ll love these chips. Won’ ‘e Butch?” The little dog was hardly ever out of Porky’s thoughts whenever they were together and it had become his practise to include The Runt in any conversation.
Porky, after tossing a couple of handfuls of chips into the hot olive oil, finished with a flourishing flip of the last scrap of meat to The Runt.
Porky leaned against the kitchen sink and folded his wiry arms, looking straight at Algy. Mongrel lifted his head.
“Billy Martin dropped into the shop th’ smornin’. He reckons you’ve rooted that ute of yours. Apparently y’ve buggered the sump and done some serious damage t’ the suspension.” Porky’s face attained a certain sympathetic sorrowfulness before cracking back to a smile. “Anyway, no worries ‘e says. He can get the parts in an’ fix it up for ya. Take about a week, maybe ten days, he says.”
Algy just nodded, wondering why all these people, strangers really, cared so much about him. He felt a flush of embarrassment come across his face and his eye’s pricked a little. Mongrel was instantly alert to Algy’s mood change.
“Are ya alright mate?” Porky suddenly asked, moving quickly towards Algy. Mongrel was up, alert, his tail stiff.
“No. No, I’m fine, really, I’m fine. I just…” Algy trailed off, uncertain of what he was “just”….. Mongrel nudged Algy’s hand and gave it a lick before slowly settling again.
“Ya sure?” Porky sounded unconvinced and quickly checked the dressing on Algy’s injury as if he might have been able to decipher the problem in the pattern of folds in the bandage. Everything looked all right.
“Y’ ‘ad me worried there for a mo. Ya came over all queer. I thought ya might be ‘bout t’ have a turn there.” Porky shook his head and went back to the stove. “Can’t ‘ave ya fallin’ over on the road to recovery, mate. Harry wouldn’ stand for it.”
Porky attended to the cooking as Algy gave Mongrel’s back a stroke. The Runt, watching Porky cook, occasionally turned to continue his ongoing assessment of this newest member of the pack. Porky seemed to like the man now. Maybe the man was alright. The Runt would wait and see.
03 Saturday Sep 2011
Posted in Uncategorized
Superannuation, Colour-bond fences, and “Tax us more please”, by the Germans.
The week has had its ups and downs, but more ups with the troika of a timely stop to the Australian Government’s wish to engage in a bit of serious people smuggling to Malaysia, the SMH Heckler’s funny agreement of the horrors of colorbond fencing. All this featured on 31 August edition of The SMH.
This is some of what Ilsa Grace wrote in HECKLER column:
“Colorbond@ country, week one. I woke up this morning and went: WAAAAH! I want to go to Thailand, away from this! I want to go where there is life in profusion, some noise, some pollution, street stalls, dogs and splashes of vivid colour…
My new house is surrounded on all sides by a 1.8- metre high pale green Colorbond steel fence (CBS) It is no doubt a miracle product and is described by the manufacturers as strong, durable and lightweight.
I open my curtains and blinds, aside from my front master bedroom, I look out on CBS. I hear dogs barking on either side of my fence, but I have not seen them. I hear a neighbour mowing the lawn but can’t see her. I hear children playing in the yard of the house at the back of me; again, I can’t see them.”
Ilsa writes how in her old pre-colorbond steel fence life, she was able observe the comings and goings of joggers, be woken up by kookaburras, surfers heading to the beach, schoolkids heading home. In her new fenced-off CBS home all natural greenery has been removed and replaced with palms and other exotics, no more lorikeets or the wake-up call from a lone kookaburra.
She asks why those fences have to be so high and why not include a clear panel allowing at least observing the occasional neighbour hanging washing etc.
The “TAX US MORE”, Germany’s rich tell Merkel”, in the same SMH, is just as heart warming.
The rich in Germany are now joining others in Spain and France in renewing their call, “to tax me harder” with an open call to Chancellor Merkel, to “stop the gap between rich and poor getting even bigger”.
The Group’s manifesto claims Germany could raise 100 billion Euros if the richest paid a 5% wealth tax for two years. It goes on” I would say To Merkel that the answer to sorting out Germany’s financial problems, our public debt, is not to bring in cuts, which will disproportionally hit poorer people, but to tax the wealthy more.”
We are always hearing about savings packages, but never tax rises.
END of the SMH quotes.
Those not so super “SUPER”.
Last but not least and hardly in the same positive league is the plight of those superannuants in Australia that were left at the mercy of ‘free-market.’ The idea to leave the contributions by workers in the hands of advisers and away from Government guarantee and control will prove to be disastrous for many that relied on an income from the contributions towards their retirements. In Holland if not in other countries as well, superannuation and the income is guaranteed by Governments. Their contributions were never allowed into the ‘free market’ and private hands as they were here. No one ever needed to be left open to the very dubious ‘ free choice’ foisted on the totally inexperienced and susceptible superannuant here in Australia. This dodgy Ponzi scheme was nurtured (manured) by Government after Government. Many retires must be rueing the day they took that advice.
Instead of advisers and all sorts of other private sharks, skimming off percentages from the contributions by workers and investing the billions of savings into share-markets, real estate, and other investments that relied on the whims and wiles of markets, the savings in many European Countries, were much more prudently kept within Government bonds, savings and Bank deposits which were then for the main invested into the public domain such as Health, Education, Public Transport and Social infrastructures. In the long run, those sorts of investments pay of better and much more reliably than investments in shares or real estate.
I suspect that many retirees will see much of their ‘free market’ retirement end up into having to worry about their last years left of life.
It should never have been allowed to happen.
Tags: Australia, Germany, Holland, Merkel, Ponzi, superannuation
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02 Friday Sep 2011
Posted in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Warrigal Mirriyuula
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Archie Roach, Billy Narrier, Blue King Brown, Christine Anu, Coloured Stone, George Rrurrambu, Gurrumul, Jimmy Little, June Mills, music, Narbelek, Saltwater Band, Sara Storer, Shellie Morris & The Black Arm Band, The Tiddas, Warrigal, Warumpi Band, Wildflower, Yothu Yindi
Blackfellas by Warrigal Mirriyuula
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmMOs-JlppM
Watch this first. Look at the faces in the crowd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWVEB0hXm1k
June Mills, I’ll Be The One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cY5klyCIx4
George Rrurrambu, Livin’ In A House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoTJ7JFGgGM
Saltwater Band, Bolu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFGK9HlEto
Christine Anu, My Island Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIw6r6ILaaE
Shellie Morris & The Black Arm Band, Swept Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUOC2o8XR6Y
Blue king Brown, Stand Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHf4Cob_D0I
Narbelek, Brown Bird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFXRSnQU1rs
Warumpi Band, Blackfella, Whitefella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7M1cRThc4
Coloured Stone, Black Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-CNqOhO2c
Yothu Yindi, Djäpana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccifYrOEZU0
The Tiddas, Ignorance Is Bliss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGeDj-V1c0
Archie Roach & Sara Storer, From Little Things Big Things Grow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLVxRS_Sxs
Wildflower, Galiwin’ku
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKfwCoLIVbs
Gurrumul, Wipeout (Gives a whole new meaning to playing blind; and it’s quite funny in an excruciating way.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRCBN9nyzI&feature=fvwrel
Gurrumul, Wiyathul (I can’t listen to this without my eyes pricking with tears.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i76J4kO8eCA
Jimmy Little, Cattle And Cane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-RbDSspqU
Billy Narrier, Old Woman Is Mine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwrIknfBLQc
Blue King Brown, Never Fade Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cbkxn4G8U
YothuYindi, Treaty Now!
Keywords: June Mills, George Rrurrambu, Saltwater Band, Christine Anu, Shellie Morris & The Black Arm Band, Blue King Brown, Narbelek, Warumpi Band, Coloured Stone,Yothu Yindi, The Tiddas, Archie Roach, Sara Storer, Wildflower, Gurrumul, Jimmy Little, Billy Narrier