Snip from Emmjay
Hello Patrons de la Salle de Porc.
I was wondering, as I wiped my bum with the neighbour’s cat (this was for you, Hung) how it was that people who are sufficiently stupid to hoard (or is that horde ?) toilet paper could have landed on this as their primary issue in the pandemic.
So I consulted the Pig’s Arms Institute for Psychiatric Research and Two-up and they traced down the source of this fuckwittery.
So, for your edification, here’s their research finding. Not surprisingly, in the Post-Trumpian universe, it is rooted (literally) in America’s South – where apparently they have a lot of grid-down experience. This in itself explains quite a lot.
Astute patrons will notice the absence of food and beer in the survival kit.
Fucken genius…..
We scoff, but this is what the Norwegian government recommends for every household: https://www.dsb.no/globalassets/dokumenter/egenberedskap/brosjyrer-og-plakater-uten-logo/dsb_beredskap_brosjyre_originalutvikling_engelsk_utenlogo_print_fogra39_nbb.pdf
Note that it actually includes food!
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Internet says that Norway is working from home.
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Hey Big. This took an eternity to download (but Norway is a damned long way away). Nevertheless it’s a great document.
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I got kinda bored after minute 73, were there any guns mentioned, or is that such a standard item in the good old USA that it doesn’t need to be stated?
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Nice call. Dickhead isn’t he !
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Jeez, what Richard Craniums! I thought this was a satirical video, but I was wrong (for once in my life)>
Hey, you get your own cat, and don’t even think of using mine, neighbour.
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Well I guess you can bleach the water before you grow the seeds into food.
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Have you ever drunk Miltonned water – like in those sterilisation tablets for when you travel to dodgy places like the UK or America ? Tastes shitty.
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I have, yes it tastes awful
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