Wow ! Look at All those Dairy Milk Chocolates !

The Pig’s Arms black-marketeer “Clipper” Hedges, more usually renowned for his ability to source quality green merchandise at competitive prices (aka “Mates Rates”) has opened up a new bit of business to round out his bottom line.

The Hedgemeister will be purveying his fine products in the Pig’s Arms carpark – a snip at just $5 a roll – cash up front please. Limit of 128 rolls per customer – more for bums and drop kicks.

And remember as Hedgie says “Be quick – it’s my March runout sale ! Bring yer money win ya !”

S’later suckers, discerning customers 🙂