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The Scum of the Earth

13 Monday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Calgon, Gina, Rupert Murdoch, scum, Tony Abbott, Twiggy Forrest

You know what I hate.  What I really, really hate ?

What’s worse than soap scum that builds up in the shower ?

Answer:  The substances only slightly less toxic than nuclear waste or hexavalent chromium (look that up Orica plant neighbours or Erin Brockovitch deniers) – namely supermarket products that boast they can remove soap scum with NO SCRUBBING.

This is complete and utter bullshit.  No such substance exists nowadays.  Go ahead, scrub your arms off, disappointed punters.  Then check yourself into the respiratory department of the local hospital until you grow some lung lining back.

I think, as an act of faith, that if civilisation can invent soap, designed to get rid of dirt, it behoves an industry the size of six or seven Greek economies, sorry, make that nine Greek economies by the time you’ve finished this sentence, to invent a substance to get rid of soap and dirt – or scum to you.

Now, I recall in my salad days there used to be a substance that was supposed to be really good for this purpose.  By accident, the manufacturers or their advertisers discovered that the water softener “Calgon” was an ace remover of soap scum build up in washing machines.

Which is why you can’t find it on the supermarket shelves any more.  Too convenient, I suppose.  Too effective and likely to prevent the sale of a humungous mountain of ersatz soap removers.

So I googled “Calgon” and found a plethora of Wiki info, including stuff like it was invented in 1933, and the formula was changed so that the phosphates didn’t screw up wastewater treatments, probably completely neutering the product, but the only answer to “Wheredoyagettit?” was a five year old reference to Tesco selling it in the home of hard water – namely the UK.

But cop this, lucky punters, the Pig’s Arms research department (ever on the lookout for cleaning products that will enhance the flavour of Trotter’s Ale) have found a Calgon supplier in St Kilda Melbourne.  Get right over there, Ato…..

And they have “companion products for ladies” – including “Morning Glory Shower Gel” – a snip at $5.47 – postage and handling $13.53 (I kid you not).  I thought morning glory was one of Brkon’s responsibilities – but there you go.

In case you think this is a bit limited, they can offer you “Hawaiian Ginger Body Mist” and “AHH Spa Intensive Tropics Body Scrub”.  Where would we be without  marketing boffins ?

Wait !  Did you just read the word “scrub” ?  Oh my, my, my.  The decline of product effectiveness.  Right here.  Right before your eyes.  I’m sorry to report, folks that it falls to us to remain nose to the Mondrian Brothers’ tiles, scrubbers to the individual.

Footnote:  Come on.  No fibbing.  How many of us thought this piece was about Rupert Murdoch, Gina Rhinegold, Twiggy Forrest or Tony Abbott ?   I thought so.

 

On Design

13 Monday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Apple, design, durability

Dry

Story and Painting by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

Lately I have been thinking about the effect that Apple had on design. On the one hand, Apple has introduced a very strong kind of design that is immediately recognizable, not only for being Apple but also for being GOOD design. But inside of that, Apple threw away some of the important core meanings of GOOD design. They threw away durability (with products that have to be replaced too often), they threw away heritage (with products that can NOT be kept) and they threw away flexibility (with products that can not be re-used.

I have always thought that Apple design was very Japanese, and it is interesting to use Apple as an example of “Japanese Design”. It is very beautiful, it has an other-worldly quality about it, it’s sometimes as if the design is enough to justify its existence, no function needed. That brief, slick, cute and eerily perfect product? Before Apple, it was Japanese Design.

But after the earthquake of March 2011, in a time of new understanding of the frailty of our environment and our responsibility to it and ourselves to care for it, it may be time for a re-think. Part of re-thinking is about changing perception. If we consider that Apple is the world’s most successful example of “Japanese Design”, and we look at those problem areas – durability, heritage and flexibility – can we make a blue-print for a new definition of GOOD design?

20th Century Blues

10 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Bands at the Pig's Arms, Entertainment Upstairs, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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20th Century Blues, Pig's Arms Playlist

Playlist and Digital Mischief by Warrigal Mirriyuula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BVcPl3_nj0

Carl Vine, Symphony No. 5 “Percussion Symphony”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGVNpkM7YPE&feature=fvst

Perlman and Barenboim, Mendelssohn Concerto E Minor (Vivace Non Troppo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1bY_YvdLI

Paul Hindemith, Symphonic Metamorphoses (Theme by von Weber)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVj8tOawNiM

William Walton, Variations on a Theme by Paul Hindemith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2d3_p9yvhc

Leoš Janáček, In The Mists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GApBX1zXVEo

Yvonne Minton sings ‘Softly and Gently’ from Elgar’s ‘The Dream of Gerontius’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJuq7zrI8gg

Leo Brouwer, Un Dia de Noviembre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aApJAkBnxyM

Arnold Bax, Introduction to “Tintagel”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-fh1Z0fijk

William Walton, Spitfire Prelude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYbF-Yzdf0

Dvorak Cello Concerto, Rostropovich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOcEFn_052E

Lasalle Quartet plays Alban Berg’s, Lyric Suite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdfPbHmEY4w

Aaron Copeland, Billy The Kid (Orchestral Suite)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP9KJKRsVY

John Anthill, Coorroboree Suite, Welcome To Country

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24ERIZuAHo&feature=related

Ferde Grofe, “On The Trail” from The Grand Canyon Suite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mV3VWW3THc

Rimsky-Korsakov Scheherazade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvXjo9x0xtg

Henryk Gorécki, Symphonie No.3, 2nd Movement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSdXitBkFb0

Oliver Messiaen, Quartet for the End of Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDW4VJGKLAQ

Dmitri Shostakovich,  Romance (from The Gadfly)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-geKVMzxjlE

Anthony Burgess, Mr. William Shakespeare (yes this is the same guy that wrote “Clockwork Orange”. He was a composer too.)

Pig’s Arms Psephologist Predicts US Election Outcome

10 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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humour, predictions, US Presidential Elections

Mitt Neutridge and one of his wives - formerly married to the Joker

The Pig’s Arms political correspondent and serifologist, Anthony Puce has been studying the US presidential pre-elections and the curious Republican dog and pony show. 

Here’s his report.

Much like everyone on ABC News 24 – who seem so hard-up to find 24 hours worth of news to report, many Pig’s Arms patrons have expressed something rather close to complete indifference to the US presidentials – and who can blame them.  No matter what the outcome, it’ll be some redneck semi-“religious” super wealthy dude with a trophy wife and good teeth versus the first black president to inherit a giant hole in the financial universe and an unwinnable war from a previous Republican redneck semi-“religious” super wealthy dude with good teeth and an IQ approximating his shoe size.

This time, American voters (both of them) have a serious challenge in working out which candidate has the stupidest, most ridiculous name.  We have an amphibian and a piece of baseball equipment for starters.  Can you imagine Queen Elizabeth addressing a leader of the western world as Mr Newt or Mister Mitt ?  For Pete’s sake !

The big unknown about the US presidential election is whether six or maybe ten people might bother voting.  So the result is usually a totally random outcome.

So it beggars belief that this crop of clean-shavens spend tens of millions of dollars to embarrass each other and themselves in front of a couple of hundred million TV viewers and the news of the world.  Forget the war in Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Stanistan, or wherever – Newt Bigrich has six wives and still scored with a political volunteer from Detroit in 1969 !  Woooh-hoo !

Does anybody remember the hooting tootin shootin and bespectacled wonder who had a shot at the Deputy’s job last time ?  The western world would have only been a heartbeat away from being run by a moose-botherer – and since the Republican nominee was about 170 years old, the last heartbeat was a fair bet at the time.

There was a lot of hatred towards the outgoing president last time – for badly mismanaged disasters – including the first global sub-prime loan failure driven meltdown, Hurricane Katrina, most of the west coast and Yellowstone National Park burning to the ground, Iraq, Enron……. the list is endless.  This time we see something approaching despair and disappointment towards the incumbent for failing to engineer the much-needed reform of minor things like universal health care, sustainable education, replacement of infrastructure, environmental degradation – anybody remember a bit of an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico ?) , détente with China, nuclear proliferation and climate change.

Mind you, Obama had a balance of power issue the envy of lesser mortals like our own PM.

Failure to deliver on promises is already a cornerstone of electorability in both parties.  And so too is the wildly rational behaviour of gun-totin white trailer trash with two working teeth, massively obese carcasses, pick-up trucks on perpetual hire purchase and no visible means of support beyond selling moonshine hooch and bathtub speed.  These people clearly fear communist liberty-robbing initiatives like affordable health care and quality education far more than they fear their offspring coming back from Afghanistan in body bags.  And Rupert’s Fox-driven nonsense – like Obama’s middle name being a sure sign that he’s actually a member of Al Qaida plays well with the congenitally hyper-prejudiced so that’s a really good reason for voting for Root Nitridge.  Go figure.

So here’s our prediction:  Obama by a short half head over Mitt Neuteridge, allowing for a new technology stuff-up that will make unreadable chads, chedds, chits or whatever look plausible.

A Covenant of Salt – An Apologia in reply to Psalm 151

07 Tuesday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Sandshoe, Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Apologia, Poo Kangaroo, Psalm 151

Temporary toilet while the Mondrian Brothers retiled the Pig's Arms Loos

Apologia by Sandshoe.  Pictures by Sandshoe and Warrigal Mirriyuula.

Granny made a patty cake (it was exceptional), Merv knocked off an extra meat tray (from the pub over the road).

And who wanted to crank up the barbecue? Nick the old butcher. No-one underestimate Nick.

It was he who sent the text message, the one that said ‘HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY, CHEAP SHEEP’. Sweet talk he can. Useful bloke to have on your side.

That was him who sent his ‘little’ brother to get the Hell’s Angles and poured oil on the burning chops that time (turned them into fffizzlers).

I went out to meet the head serang. He swore Nick was the devil.

But I turned the tables. Invited everyone to the barbecue on condition Nick supplied plenty of salt. He used it with a heavy hand (that’ll be a round of pink drinks).

It was a diabolical mistake to use the Pig's Legs Waxing and Beauty Salon loo,

Land Rush Land Script

06 Monday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Painting, technologys and society

The Shed

Painting and Picture by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

It is my belief that we have not been led by technology; rather, technology has been led by us. I do not know how to explain or to prove this, and so this piece of writing explores a very simple and naïve attempt to explore this is a possibility. I do this for one reason. It seems to me that a great many of these corporations of innovation and technology that I have been speaking about have been making business plans for our future and then rushing us toward those plans. And I do not believe that they are entitled to do this, but are simply taking advantage of the natural confusion we feel in the face of sudden and powerful change.

Those business plans appear to include the intellectual property of those futures and the power to restrict us to those futures. This is not such a naïve idea. Recently Apple announced its new educational future. Apple’s Future of Education is hardware that will govern the way information will be accessed (ipads), software that will govern what this information will look like (apple text-developing software), service that will governs the accessibility of this information (the apple store) and permission that will govern who is able to make it. It’s not a small thing. This is the first time that education worldwide can be centrally controlled. Whether it will be or not is not up to us, but to Apple. Should Apple choose, for example, to provide the hardware free for the initial setup, the offer will be accepted by a large majority of institutions. Locking them into a relationship with Apple for equipment replacements and upgrades, software and upgrades, educational texts and upgrades, and ongoing entry to the system.

I’m trying here not to go back to a discussion of specific technological examples, but it is difficult. It may seem, as Emmjay pointed out, “driven by the interplay between innovation and consumption in what we loosely call an “open market””. But the “interplay between innovation and consumption” can still be considered a technological interchange, and what I am trying to argue is that any kind of technological interchange is being quickly claimed as intellectual property by corporations. Not just that, but our very behaviour and characteristics are being claimed as intellectual property – and by projection, our future is being claimed as intellectual property. Which might also lead to the deliberate narrowing down of the possibilities of our future. And it seems to me that before we find ourselves in legal quicksand we – the human race – might want to re-establish our ownership of these things.

I’m going to introduce the idea of 3Media. The combination of the news media, the social media, and the search and archive media. It’s a rough picture of the large institutions that are now working so hard to gather up all the data that makes us. I believe that one of the reasons that 3Media is able to rush us so hard, introducing us not only to information in a state of transformation but also to completely new concepts at such a rapid pace, is because of the resourcefulness of our brains. And I believe that that resourcefulness is a sign that we already understand those new concepts and information. We have had a collective conscious since we began to communicate with each other, and Jung spoke of a collective unconscious, some pool of knowledge that resided inside our brains. Perhaps now there is a third, the accumulation that is not situated inside of us but within the electronic information network. It cannot be called conscious or unconscious, for it is neither and both. Perhaps we can call the artificial intelligence. After all, we know that not all life begins with intelligence, but many are able to develop it. So why not accept that our attempts to create an artificial intelligence is well on its way.

Shed 2

Then, not only would I say that we have developed an artificial intelligence, but I would say that we did so because we ourselves had already learned how to make one. Personally I believe that the line between “humanity” and “something new” has already been crossed, and we ourselves have artificial intelligence rather than human intelligence. The difference being that an artificial intelligence is capable of transforming itself. And, again, I don’t believe that the 3Media corporations can claim ownership of that, no matter what they contributed to it.

If we have become artificial intelligence, then how, why, when did it happen? Was it the transformation from horses hoof to mechanical wheel? Was it the photograph or the moving image, the printed page or the footprint on the moon and the man looking over his shoulder, back at us. Was it the electronic transmission of data – the telegram. Was it the fundamental abandonment of heritage and heritance?

Who would ever know. That’s where 3Media should be useful – to tell us about ourselves. Rather than to tell us what they want us to become. All that information – our intellectual DNA, and we cannot get a correct reading of it because they insist on manipulating the readings. Not that we shouldn’t be capable of putting together a new set of DNA to read, but like Wikipedia there will always be people in there messing about with it. But perhaps one day we will get to the point where we can make that complete reading from the brain of any individual. We will have learned from the 3Media how to filter out the individual variation.

So there it is. My grandiose theory of artificial intelligence. Unfounded, unprovable and no doubt already shot into pieces. We have already made it, and we could make it because we had already become it. Some small change, looking insignificant, that long after can be recognised as an actual evolution. That lays the way open for the kinds of speedy transformation that we are seeing now. That speedy transformation that we are told by the 3Media corporations is due to them, but which are nothing essentially more than silly toy gadgets, a few useful but limited innovations, and a gold-rush of intellectual property grabs.

Read the Small Print on Everything

04 Saturday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Painting

The Garden

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

I don’t believe that technological innovation has been as profoundly important to us as we have been to it. It was we who had the idea that we wanted our horses to go faster, and no doubt it was also we who first thought to put those wheels on them. And then we wanted better typewriters, and fewer filing cabinets, and calculators that didn’t have to start each time from nothing. We wanted it, and we talked about it, and it was our words and our ideas that were taken up by people with ideas themselves on how to do it.

But let me get this straight. Am I saying that these people were not geniuses, not inventors, not the owners of these ideas? Clearly they were intelligent, at least in a few areas, and they were great engineers of those ideas. Personally I would say that they were not the owners of these ideas. But they likely have copyrights and patents: intellectual property.

Societal regulations for unique ideas and products may say differently. Societal regulations are, like us, unable to think of everything.

Societal regulations have never been interested in how taking note of how quickly and how strongly a product takes hold. Given that people appear to be naturally cautious, could that not be an indication of how strongly the idea was rooted to begin with? The fact that Facebook takes off in Harvard University, for example. It is clear that Harvard University was a good environment for producing Facebook. Might it also have been a particularly alienating and lonely environment, and might that have caused a lot of people to talk about needing friends, talk about what kinds of friends they wanted? Might it also have been a community of particularly systems-oriented people, particular about the conditions they needed for friendship, wanting simple procedures and choices?

The news media and the social media and the fishing (storage and search) media have spent a lot of time telling us that they had provided us with a service and did not know how to make money from us. They spent several years in this state, oh poor us, oh poor us. They first collected up our data. Used it to give us advertising. Sold the data on. Used it to develop new versions of their technology. Launched “business class” preferential paid options. Made business collaborations with hardware and software producing companies.

Pushed out competition. Finally some came to us cap in hand. We must ask you for a service fee. And we gave it to them, feeling guilty that we had got so much from them without paying for it. It is important to remember that the value of a free product is particularly high.

It is so often the case these days that you can access your subscription news media if you log in to your Facebook account. There is no longer a question of conflict of interest – once you get inside you will find your Facebook all over the place. The relevance and importance of news is measured by how many people access it, access increases toward the top of the site, the top of the site is where important news is, the more important the news the more people will access it, the organisations with access to the most information are the social media and fishing media sites. Press releases and product reviews sounding like a long lunch date.

And you will go to another newspaper and find the same story. My assumption is always that they are simply sharing stories. But I consider that I might be wrong here: they may not be sharing anything. Good news media needs good networks. It may simply be that behind every good news media editor is a press release. A well written and informative – even entertaining press release that needs no editing. For what is editing? “nonsensical sentences, remarks without interest or importance, banalities mistaken for profundities, ordinary “points” confused with singular “points”, badly posed or distorted problems…”1 a press release will contain little to correct.

We’ve recently found ourselves reassessing the business ethics of Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate. It had become increasingly clear that Murdoch’s media was crossing the line between ethical and unethical business, but we learned that the line between ethical and illegal business had also been crossed. A great opportunity to go back and look at the ways in which we became accustomed to and accepting of misbehaviour. What is more surprising is the liberties that our online masters can take with our information, our data.

Publicly announcing it, constantly shifting the rules, and then putting out a press release about just how much money they expect to make from it. It’s awesome.
Awesome too is how much bad business creep there is in the media world. Apple products have constant problems with cables, for example. They have been designed to death, but at the expense of durability, they have very short lives and they generally can’t be kept for the next model. The Apple phones, another example, are built not only for a short physical life but also for a short desirability life, until the next sexy model (no co-incidence there) appears on the stage and catwalk (no co-incidence there) in the hand of the boss (sigh).

Design has been revolutionised by Apple. It has been stripped of “durable” and “sensible”, and “makes economic sense”. However did they do that, it’s simply brilliant. sigh.

Considering our strong views on environmental issues we are really quite circumspect about our own wastefulness. But then, considering our strong interest in technological advancement we are incredibly unaware of just how much it is led by us. It is maybe time to get a little more arrogant, strut around like a Startup CEO, start acting like the boss, make the big decision not to buy the product that gives you an erection, read the small print on everything, and talk back to the media. All of it.

1 Marks: Gilles Deleuze: Vitalism and Multiplicity, 23.

The Boys in the Backroom are Dividing up their Spoils. Again.

03 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Landscape with Souvenir

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

Technology and innovation, that’s all we seem to hear about in the online newspapers, the “news media”, particularly their value and societal worth. That’s not surprising given that these online newspapers are constructed from technology and constantly being innovated. They would have us believe that their presence is newsworthy. They had profitability in their paper media until they went online – they went online with a business model that at first was not successful, and so their profitability and the success of online commercial business are tied together.

In the meantime, “social media” also became socially successful whilst still struggling with commercial success, and so the two media joined up.

One of the characteristics of electronic information is speed, and speed is what we are being dealt. Technology and innovation interests – the makers of technology, assisted by the news media and the social media – try to speed us up. Rushing us toward an evolved life, changing our perception in tiny but very fast increments. Any social issue or social change that is now “in the news” is one that has a strong backing of people with the ability to get into the news, to make the news, to write the news and to re-write the news to fit in their issue. Which means that media people, and tech and innovation people, and social media people, are indeed extremely powerful at present.

They can run their issues like campaigns, and they do. One method that we are being particularly assaulted with at present is using the data on our online habits to feed us with a kind of information that you could almost call “familial”. It is no secret that the news and social organs of the web would like to lead us to things we want to buy. So if we put the word cow online, cows will appear online. And if we are being particularly naïve, innocent or careless, we will not hold some scepticism about the presence of all these cows but will merely accept them happily. So we have the impression that we have choice, and that our online environment is familial. Really we are being manipulated in a particularly silly and obvious way, by our online hosts and their magic tricks.

Of course, news media have always disguised promotion, advertising and press releases as news. Social media is doing nothing that is more exploitative than what dating companies or dodgy motivational products have always done. Technology and innovation businesses appear to have better designed and valued products than in the past.

There is a creep, a slow but insidious drip, a flooding, a dividing up of the internet. At present it is in the interests of those businesses to smother you in attention. Once they have your commercial measure there will be no great reason to continue with this. Once they have the measure of you you are not going to change substantially and require more attention. Once the “online DNA” has been figured out, there will be no courting of your information. There will be formulaic and systematic programming. And it is likely that our online world will suddenly and shockingly slow down. But that’s not much of a guess.

That’s pretty normal business practice.

Not much is new, a great deal of this technology and innovation is smoke and mirrors, very simple ideas cloaked in DESIGN and EXPENSE. A great deal of it is semantic change; the same as before, but given a different meaning. Because it is cased in technology and innovation, in a box or a program or a service, it can be licensed, it can be patented and copyrighted, it becomes intellectual property. Not our property, though. I believe we will have less ability to ask for change, in the online world, once it gets through this frenzied adolescence.

What I start to feel as I read and read through this fast-paced activity online, is that we are being fooled. And foolish. I don’t believe that technological innovation has been as profoundly important to us as we are told. It’s true that we have changed; our perceptions and understandings and capabilities have changed. But I don’t believe that technology and innovation caused our perceptions and understandings and capabilities to change. I believe that our perceptions, understandings and capabilities caused the technology and innovation.

We love people who Think Different. And we know where Thinking Different is supposed to lead us. To Apple. Apple, in its Think Different campaign, used people like Mother Theresa and Ghandi to express its meaning of “Thinking Different”. Now after the death of Steve Jobs we can understand that included in that lineup is Jobs himself. But I don’t believe that Jobs changed us. I believe that we changed Jobs. It was us that he used, after all. It is we who created Gates, and Zuckerberg, and all our self-made Visionaries of the New World. We had already changed, that’s why they were able to make all that money from us.

I don’t agree with the way corporations are dividing up our Online world amongst themselves. I don’t agree with the open discussion of how those same corporations plan to divide up our Moon amongst themselves. I believe that we are being a little too polite here, and a little too accepting of the press releases that pass for intelligent discussion. I don’t want to have to go to them and ask them to stop what they are doing. I would like them to figure it out for themselves.

Don’t you wish that too?

Allaustrayanmusic – The Belated Australia Day Playlist (OK Shoot Me for Dragging the Chain)

03 Friday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Entertainment Upstairs

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Pig's Arms Playlist

Playlist by Algernon – apologies for being late by Emmjay

By the time you read this I’ll be back from travelling in time back to 1982 to West Australia. Todays offering are all Australian for the post-Australia Day recovery weekend at the Pig’s Arms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVMzCcgAAkA

I remember  you – Frank Ifield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIMvOVZ2Q8

The rain tumbles down in July – Slim Dusty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWGQTcDFLk

Teach me how to Fly – Jeff St John

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88n68HviAE&feature=fvst

Spicks and Specks – Bee Gees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKMGSj_j4lc

St Louis – The Easybeats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv24elfqC-I

Khe Sanh – Cold Chisel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvAtbkDdeyI

The shores of Botany bay – the Bushwackers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM2eNHuWh7Q

The Diamantina Drover – Redgum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG74cOf5-EM

Girls on the Avenue – Richard Clapton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i76J4kO8eCA

Cattle and cane – Jimmy Little and Karma County

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-mQyRuHIuA

Under the milky way tonight – The Church

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTY8ildtFU

Where the Wild Roses Grow – Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQi0AZBH-0

Tomorrow – Silverchair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBKOvyIll8

Dear Prudence – Doug Parkinson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSyumchMWA

Boys in town – Divinyls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlnz95SZwBk

Stares and whispers – Renne Geyer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbyaNbhHdU

Know your product – The Saints

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWR5n-ZT4xI&feature=related

Aloha Steve & Danno – Radio Birdman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw

This is Australia – Gangajang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPQAWZFZlM

TNT – AC/DC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Scn934CwsM

Women in Uniform – Skyhooks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeG-hNXXy6I

Down Under – Men at work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lzOYJXUkM

Bury me deep in Love – The Triffids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bqAWH5JWWI&feature=related

Streets of your town – The Go-Betweens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk

Great southern land – Icehouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Yw0LPb204&feature=related

Lets kiss like angels do – Wendy Matthews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq9On3uYI8Q

Little bird – Kasey Chambers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWrW3qJ2HOA&feature=related

Run to paradise – The Choirboys

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Power and Passion – Midnight Oil

Many Such Helpful Friends

02 Thursday Feb 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Lehan Winifred Ramsay

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Quilted Robot

Painting and Story by Lehan Winifred Ramsay

I remember reading about how Australians began to embrace investment after they were made to keep superannuation funds. And then every Australian seemed to become a real estate junkie. Now if they are reading anything at all they are every day becoming well-trained specialists in recognizing that opportunity that will change their lives. Technology, education, age management, management… never ending self-improvements.

I think that facebook is training us on how to make our friends into assets. Useful, useable, tradeable commercial assets. We are learning to think about them differently, to understand the rules governing successful management of friend assets, to understand the financial potential in them. One of the rules of Asset Management of Friends is: never lose one.

It seems to me that the next thing to be “assetted” will be love. Sex, sexual relationships, marriage, partnership. We are so good at learning now, we will be excellent students. But I doubt the Asset Management of Lovers will say “never lose one”. It is clearly financially beneficial to have a marriage system that allows you to move up and up through relationships, gathering assets. So we will need to learn how to do that properly, and our marriage system will need adjustment to make it work for us, rather than against us.

If you’ve ever read one of those motivational (self help for the “activity” disability) books you’ll probably remember all the categories that you need to do a little in at a time. Things like planning, relating to people, negotiation, investment, time management. 

Now take the time to read through The Age, or The Sydney Morning Herald. They seem to have reformed themselves into daily motivational trainers for us. Is that what we are, now? People whose single desire is to improve, in clearly recognisable steps? Like the steps in a flower arrangement school, each with its own certificate (TAFE approved, RPL available).

It’s curious. At the moment there’s an article about air travel. Get over it and get on with it, they say. Another view might be: actually you’ve been SOLD travel as one of the ultimate rewards for your endeavours. And often it’s not fun at all! It’s actually a time where you get even more marketed and under-rewarded than normal! In fact, it could be argued that it is neither attractive NOR desirable! It’s just that it’s such a great little money-maker, and for you, a great way to learn how to stick to a goal.

One time I deliberately took a bad holiday – planned it from beginning to end and stuck with it. Why would I do that? I think it’s because I’m a particularly good learner.
Did you ever notice that you used to have interest in the dumbest, most unsharable things? And now there’s an online shop for it. Chewing match heads. Go do your research.

Weirdly, it all looks much the same until you take a look in another country. Ebay, for example. Who are all these scammers, you think. And then, once you’ve got the picture, you see it all over the place, right here in your own place. Stop telling me about those match heads, you think. I just used to like them, that’s all. And now those scammers won’t let it go.

Yesterday I went to a Vinnies and they had a skirt there for $25. It was a lovely skirt. Can you make this a little cheaper, I said, because I’m unemployed. No. We can’t. Someone came out from out the back and said: oh, we had to put that price on there, it was brand new. Yes I understand that it was brand new. I can see it is such good quality. But I am unemployed. Can you make this a little cheaper? No. We can’t. We get this high price so we can run our charity programs for the poor. Yes, I can understand that you get the money to run programs to provide charity for the poor. But I am poor. And I am asking you for help by going into your charity shop and buying the clothes that you have received for nothing. And I am now not even able to be your customer. Only your client. I am too poor for a Vinnies shop.

Newspapers read more like the kind of newsletters you can subscribe to. Which is important, because that’s what their business plan is, to make little tailor made newsletters for each and every one of us. So if you’ve noticed that, you’re with the program.

I write about Vinnies, it is snatched upon by the Facebook Fairies (oh look! a Product!) there is a “Vinnies Vogue” story in my personalized AGE within a few minutes. Sadly, they do not recognize that I am too poor to shop at Vinnies. Perhaps this is the aspirational lesson plan.

I am a little sad about newspapers, reading them was one of my great passions. It was nice when they came on sheets of paper. If you got up to go to the toilet, the same story would be on the page when you came back. It’s those trivial things that we become nostalgic for.

And BOOM! A nostalgia section! Being sad is now flagged as a super-potential marketing opportunity. So my disappointment is of great interest. Perhaps having something interested in me will help that sadness anyway? My own personalized self-investment manager. I cannot lose. I am being supported by my personalized media, and my success is their profit. As a human success contributes to a healthy condition. So success is what I will have. See how helpful and loveable robots (a pretty name for technology) are?

Oddly, there have been some reversals in strategy. Arts Hub Australia used to refuse me their newsletter unless I subscribed. Now they send it to my email box, although we never agreed on such a relationship. They have come to learn that in the world of motivational newsletters, you have to be there to find a money-making opportunity. We will find that we have many such helpful friends now.

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