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No More Heart of Darkness

07 Wednesday Oct 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Daylight Saving

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From the Pig’s Arms Daylight Saving Expert, Sunny Afternoon

The Minister for Climate Change, Peter Dunny announced today in late breaking news that Australia was going to experience our first darkness-free day.

The Minister “Has taken advice from the Bureau of Solar Technology and Polo that Australia has saved sufficient daylight that we are in a position to cash it in and experience a day of zero night”.

“Australians have shown that we are a resourceful nation, more than capable of three word slogans including working hard, saving and investing and I am pleased to announce that on Friday, nobody will need to go home and have a snooze – the working week will end at about 8:00pm on Saturday – from next Friday going forward”.

“Our government has taken this bold decision based on record low interest rates – nobody is interested in Fridays anymore – so in response we will remove that productivity impediment otherwise known as Friday night”.

Sauces close to the barbecue were unavailable for comment, but the leader of the guys who are not the government or really not even the government in waiting, said some stuff that trailed off in a whimper, went and sat down and got back to his copy of “The Idiot’s Guide to Motivation”.

The Prime Minister checked the back of his pantaloons to see whether he, himself was still radiant and was reassured of an as yet unblemished “the word opposite to shadow”.

Nancy and Lee

02 Friday Oct 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Lee Hazlewood, Nancy Sinatra

nancy and lee

Playlist by Algernon

Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-SVPJM4L4

Some Velvet Morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPvGpFJ0v0

Sundown Sundown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ojOxKNG67o

Elusive Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJI8WCTvnSE

Down from Dover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNiy6PnbcQ4

Lady Bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_eW9VSUwM

Summer Wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hVt-oktMY

Sugar Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkuRQ8tjIE

Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfD2j9M1dA

Sand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZW1v81jj0

These boots are made for walking

Water On Mars: Australia To Check For Illegal Boats

29 Tuesday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Illegal Boats, The Shovel, Water on Mars

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Borrowed from the wonderful Shovel

Australia will send a mission to Mars as soon as possible to check for irregular maritime vessels, following a report from NASA that there may be flowing water on the planet.

Announcing the program, Immigration Minister Peter Dutton said it was important to send a clear message to would-be boat people. “Where there’s water there’s boats. And where there’s boats there’s votes. Or should I say, where there’s boats there’s a high chance of illegal people-smuggling activities and drownings. We need to stop this before it starts,” he said.

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull echoed Mr Dutton’s concerns. “Look, the last thing we want to see is people drowning on Mars. We have to, we must, stop people getting on boats in Mars,” he said. The PM said the Government’s strong policies had meant there had been no deaths at sea to date on Mars.

Mr Dutton said he hoped to have a Border Force team on Mars within 12 months. “What we are telling people is that if you get on a boat in Mars you won’t be settled in Australia”.

Labor says it will support the $200 billion expedition.

For breaking stories, follow The Shovel on Facebook & Twitter or sign up for email updates at www.theshovel.com.au.

Caribbean Influence

27 Sunday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon, Bands at the Pig's Arms

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Jamaica man 2015

Playlist by Algernon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKRAgcQAEkw

Wonderful world beautiful People – Jimmy Cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Y2hv-3UCM

Israelites – Desmond Decker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubDVUQon5BE

Young gifted and Black – Bob and Marcia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goD_gJ4-biA

Stereotypes – the Specials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OID0h7X6hmk

Police and thieves – Junior Murvin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vANcgolYNds

Fattie Bum Bum – Carl Malcolm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv584jRwh0s

Exodus – Mob Marley & the Wailers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaqXY5IUIDc

I can see clearly now – Johnny Nash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjg6flu3zuc

54-46 was my number – Toots and the Maytals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrBpewHG-wI

Rude boy Jamaican – Eek A Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nhgb9hC7UI

Rude Boy – The Wailers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwBCu4-6UuA

Your wondering now – Andy and Joey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoiupLME-w

Wish you were here – Alpha Blondy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfcHr_xzzRU

Free Man – The Ethiopians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlntqJHcPM

Groovin’ – UB40

X Marks the Spot

25 Friday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Neville Cole

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love story, Neville Cole, spook

spook

A Story of love and supernatural intrigue

By Neville Cole

CHAPTER ONE

Martin woke slowly. It took almost a minute before he realized where he was: face down in a pool of blood. He had no idea, however, that most of the blood was not his own; soon after though, he became acutely aware of the still-bleeding corpse that lay diagonally across his back. Together, he and the dead man formed an X; as if to mark the spot. The right side of Martin’s face was covered in blood but he was in no real pain. What was left of the dead man’s head stared straight back him. His grey-blue eyes filled with righteous disdain. His swollen mouth was agape as if in the midst of a raucous laugh. Nothing much about the gruesome display made any sense at all. Then, before Martin had summoned the wherewithal to move, he heard the rumbling echo of distant voice: “Well, I didn’t see that coming.”

In a single motion Martin pushed himself clear of the dead man’s body and twisted around to see who had spoken. There did not appear to be anyone near. Suddenly Martin noticed that he had a gun in his right hand. He raised it up slowly and waited, like a sniper ready to shoot. The problem was he wasn’t sure exactly what direction the voice had come from. This was strange because, as Martin was at the dead end of long dark lonely alley, logically there was only one direction the speaker could be. Therefore, Martin’s still foggy mind concluded, whoever had just spoken must have have moved along. Martin sat up and edged himself back up against the wall at end of the alley wall for support, gun always at the ready. What the hell was going on? Had he been drinking? Had he been drugged? Had he taken a blow to the head so violent it knocked a screw loose? Martin ran the fingers of his left hand all over his skull. Nothing was missing. No cracks. Nothing seeping out. All seemed intact. So what in high heaven had happened? For the life of him Martin could not recall how he got here or anything thing that took place. He wasn’t even sure who he was for certain. He sure as hell didn’t recognize the dead guy at his feet.

“What’s your name, Bub?” Martin jumped to his feet. The voice must have come from the darkness but he still had no sense of where or how or why. The voice seemed somehow very close and far away at the same time. “You don’t have to say it out loud. Just think. Who are you, Bub?”

Martin had no intention of doing anything the stranger told him to but he could not stop his own mind from thinking. “Martin. That’s right. I expect that’s about all you can be sure of right about now. Don’t worry, Bub. It’ll all come back to you soon enough. Well, most of it.”

“Who are hell are you?” Martin hollered with all the bluster he could muster.

“Is this what you’re looking for?” A milky apparition appeared next to the dead body.  Martin shot his gun then fell back to the ground in shock. “You already killed me, Bub. No use shooting me again.” The ghost was much younger than the dead body, and fitter, and more handsome, and more fashionably attired. The ghost wore a well-tailored suit, and a natty, charcoal-grey fedora.

“You’re…” Martin stammered furtively.

“Conrad. Jack Conrad. CIA.”

“You’re…”

“A spook? Well, we in the agency don’t like that term, but…”

“No!” Martin yelled, waving his gun in the air.

“I’m just messing with you, Bub. Hell yeah, I’m a ghost; but I prefer the term spook because I am CIA as well. Well, I was… until you shot me. Well, I was… once: several bodies ago.”

“I killed a CIA agent?”

“Officially, you killed an insurance agent. He was my latest shell but he was going rogue. Frankly, Bub, I’m glad you knocked off that old bag of bones. It was a mistake ever getting tangled with him to begin with; but sometimes… well, we don’t always have a lot of options. I like you, Bub. You are obviously very willing to use a gun. This dummy was never gonna be able to shoot any body. That’s why you ended up killing him, you know? He just refused to pull the trigger… until it was too late.”

“I killed him? I don’t remember a thing.”

“It happens. It’ll come back to you. Eventually. Some of it. I’ll give you some free advice, Bub. Stick with me. Listen to me. It’ll all come back a lot quicker. This ain’t my first time through the drill.”

“Oh my god,” Martin said, dropping the gun. “I shot someone?”

“Look,” the ghost said firmly. “If it will make you feel any better. He shot himself. He aimed to shoot you but wouldn’t do it. You tried to take the gun off him. He decided to shoot you after all. You struggled. He pulled the trigger and blew off half his face. You fainted. He fell on top of you. End of story.”

“But. The gun was in my hand when I woke up.”

“Ok. So, it was a little hard to tell what was going on exactly. Sue me. Here’s the truth, Bub. It was either you or him. If he didn’t end up dead, you were going to. He’d gone rogue, I tell ya. Certifiably insane.”

“Oh, Jesus. I’m going to jail.”

“You are not going to jail. Listen to me. From the trajectory and the distance this is going be a clear-cut suicide. Or rather it can be. All you got to do is clean the gun and put it back in his hand. We’ll clear all the traces that you were here and leave him gun in hand back down in that pool of his own blood. No one will ever be the wiser…and believe me. No one is coming looking for this loser.”

Martin tried to think but nothing would happen. Nothing about this was familiar. The alleyway seemed real enough. He seemed real enough. The dead guy definitely seemed real enough. But this voice in his head and this ghost thing? What the hell is that…spook? Jack Conrad? Secret Agent man. Had he gone mad? This is all some bad dream. Martin looked up but the vision was gone. There was a brief pause, a moment of stillness, then the voice returned. Closer now, more assuring. More like the workings of his own mind.”

“You’re not crazy, bub. No more than any other man. And this ain’t a dream. This is real. And you can take advantage of this situation. You really can, bub. You just need to change your perspective. I can help you but for now you got to do what I say. We’re gonna clean this whole mess up and we’re gonna get you away from here before any knows you’ve been here. Do what I say, bub, and do it now.”

The only thing that really seemed to make any sense was the voice in his head so Martin did exactly what it told him to do. He pulled a rag from dumpster and wiped off the gun, the wall, the ground around the body, it even reminded him to wipe of the dumpster. The voice told him how and where to place the body, how to fit the gun back into the dead man’s hand, how to remove any and every trace of his own existence in this place. Just when Martin felt like he surely must be about done and that he really much get away from this place Jack Conrad, the ghost himself, suddenly appeared once more.

“Martin,” Conrad said directly and firmly. “Listen to me. You are done here, except for on very important thing. This is something you must do. I cannot stress this enough.” Martin paused awaiting Conrad’s instructions. Pull up you sleeves and reach into the inside pocket of this guys jacket. Inside you will find a key. You need to get that key. Without that key you will not get away from this place. Do you understand? Get the key, Martin.” Martin, fully used to taking direction by now, even from a CIA spook, pulled up his sleeves as directed, lifted up the body once more, and pulled a key with a large green plastic keychain attached to it. “Good work, bub.” Conrad nodded. “Now let’s get you the hell out of dodge.” With that, Conrad faded again from view but his voice remained. Conrad’s voice instructed Martin how to exit the alley without drawing attention to himself, it told him where and how to dispose of his blood-stained jacket, it directed him to a public restroom to clean himself up, and after that the voice said simply: “Bub, I’m guessing you could use a drink about now. I know a place nearby that’s dark and safe and quiet. A place you can be invisible, like me. Let’s get you a bourbon, straight up. What do you say?”

Martin, unable to concoct any other plan, continued to follow Conrad’s directions without question or emotion. He had become a blank slate. He knew his first name, or he thought he did, and he knew what the voice told him. He had no idea who he actually was or what he did or where he lived even. “Of course, a wallet!” Martin suddenly exclaimed as he walked into the bar Conrad had told him to enter. “I must have a wallet on me somewhere.” He thought while feverishly feeling his pockets.

“Good thinking, bub. They don’t ask many questions in places like this but they do expect you to pay.”

Martin quickly found a wallet in his back pocket. He whipped it out with a flourish, opened it up as fast as he could and stared intently inside searching desperately for clues.

“Easy bub. You’re acting pretty damn suspicious about now. Remember, the goal right now is not to be memorable in any way. There’s plenty of time for figuring out who you are. You need to cut the nut-job act pronto and head on over to the back corner nice and easy like.”

Martin paused and slowly dropped the wallet away from his face. The bartender and two old flies at the counter were all watching him a little too closely. He pulled a twenty from the wallet and, nodding at the barkeep, said quietly: “Bourbon. Straight up.” Frankly, Martin had no idea what in the hell he might actually like to drink so he took Jack’s advice from earlier.

“Oh Jesus,” Martin thought. I just referred to a ghost by its name. Conrad. Jack Conrad. CIA. Jesus. I am losing it.”

“You’re almost home, bub.” The voice assured him. “Now, pay the man, then go over to the corner and take a seat. Let’s think this whole thing through nice and relaxed like.”

Martin took a seat in a booth along the back wall of the bar. Out of view of any seated out the counter. He stared at the shot of bourbon for a few moments, then took it up and swigged the whole thing in a single gulp. It did not go down well. Whatever he was, he most definitely was not a bourbon drinker.  “Think dammit,” he told himself. How did you end up in a dark alley in a pool of someone else’s blood with a dead body on top of you? Was it really the way Conrad said? But why was I even there in the first place? Then Martin had a moment, a memory, a point-of-view vision of shoes shuffling along a dark street, then a flash of light of some kind, then an old man – the old man at the end of the alley – pointing up at a streetlight. “He brought to the alley,” Martin thought. “But why? Who was he? Why did I kill him?”

“I’m trying to be quiet, bub. I really am…” the ghost butted in. “But this is killin’ me. Anyway, I see you’re starting to remember so maybe you want to move on to your original plan and open up that wallet of yours.

“Oh damn,” Martin muttered. “What is wrong with my brain? I just can’t think straight.”

Martin lay the well-worn black leather wallet out on the table and first pulled out the drivers license.  “Martin Warrick. That’s almost a British name? I’m not British, am I? I don’t sound British.” The address on the license was a California address. It was at that moment that Martin realized he didn’t even know what town he was in. Martin did not realize that while he was puzzling over this Conrad had returned. He was sitting in the seat across from Conrad in plain view of the bar.

“What are you doing?” Martin whispered. “They can see you.”

“No they can’t, Bub”, Conrad broke in. “None of them look like mystics to me. They can’t see a thing. Besides, I know where you are. You’re in Baltimore.”

“Baltimore, Maryland?”

“No. Baltimore, North Dakota. Jesus,” Conrad snorted. “This whole thing has really tapped you out.” Conrad pulled an old pack of cigarettes from coat jacket and a zippo lighter from his pants. His lit up a cigarette and leaned back against the back of the booth.

“I don’t think you are supposed to smoke in here.”

“Relax, bub. They can’t see me, they can’t see this… and don’t give me any lip about it not being good for me. I’m not exactly alive anyway, remember. Besides, it’s pretty much the only enjoyable thing I got left in this world, except for talking to you.”

“You enjoy talking to me?” Martin said curiously.

“Of course I do.” Conrad said while blowing a cloud of smoke from his nostrils. “What else is left for me?”

“I don’t know. I don’t know much of anything,” Martin replied. “But, I guess, as long as you are enjoying it some much would you mind calling me Martin instead of bub?

“Now hang on, bub. Let’s not get a ahead of ourselves. I don’t know how long this is going to last. This is not my first rodeo, you know. I don’t make a lot of personal connections in my line of business, if you know what I mean.”

“No, in fact,” Martin said raising his hands in surrender. “In fact, I do not know what you mean. I have no idea what your business is with me. I have not idea what is going on… and, I need another drink.” With that Martin got up and returned to the bar and said: “Ah, letsee… let me try a scotch this time. Only, this time, make it on the rocks.” He looked over and saw Conrad happily puffing away in the corner clear as day. Conrad was right though. Nobody else seemed to have any clue. “Haunted by a CIA spook, just my luck,” he said quietly.

HG Nelson Becomes the New Minister for Communications

24 Thursday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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6796152-3x2-700x467From the Pig’s Arms Political Correspondingness, Manne.

In a masterstroke of cabinetry, the new PM has instilled the freshness of a spittle-laden spray into the communications portfolio with the appointment of HG Nelson to the miniseries and the front bench.

Famous for his depth and perspicacity in sports commentary, the new minister has already launched a forward pass by going to the third umpire on the NBN in the mistaken belief that he is dealing with some kind of sport – maybe the National Baseball Network.

He was quoted as saying that he knows that fibre is good for everyone – keeping the communication passages flowing and that he’s all in favour of everyone getting fibre right to their homes – and presumably through the larder, kitchen and dining rooms into the water closet.

The Minister’s daily double, Senator Roy Slaven was unavailable for comment.

Once more into the breach

23 Wednesday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Scott Probst

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Australian Government Refugee Policy, Bombing Syrian targets, Syrian Refugees

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 Scott Probst takes us once more into the breach…

… or close the wall up with our English dead!  OR so the poet wrote in Henry V. We find ourselves at one of those junctures in Australian political history where it is actually hard to tell what the people driving the bus are thinking about.

I’m referring in this case to Syrian refugees – although I concede I could be talking about taxation reform, climate change policy, education funding, health, or….. any number of things.

Unless I am mistaken, our gumment is currently of a mind to do two things:

  1. Take in an extra 10 or 12 thousand refugees from Syria, given the ongoing, unprecedented crisis there;
  1. Bomb Syria.

Now, walk me through this: refugee movements are usually caused by war and deprivation. War mostly though, whether it be outright, declared international war, civil war, guerrilla war, war on an ethnic population, systematic abuse and discrimination or any other cruel, pointless, atavistic exercise in victimisation. In order to comfort some thousands of people fleeing at least one of these situations (sometimes two or three) in their home country, we are going to take them in, perhaps temporarily, perhaps permanently. Details, as they say, to come. They may or may not come instead of other refugees. Details to come.  We may only take the Christian ones. Yes, really. Details….

Okay. The basic idea seems to have merit, pending details. I would however wonder out loud how the Muslim community in Australia might respond to only non-Muslims being offered sanctuary.

It’s when I come to point 2 that I have some confusion infesting my thoughts. If I was fleeing a place, and saw that Australian jets were flying back over my head to deliver nasty things to my homeland, what would I think? I’m sure there will be assurances that the Australian missions, such as they are, will not be hurting anyone except the ‘baddies’ or the ‘other baddies’, or perhaps the ‘other other baddies’, however about 4,000 years of experience tells us that it is not just these ‘bad’ folk that suffer in war. In fact, it is mostly civilians that suffer in any conflict. In fact, Australian attacks in Iraq have recently been implicated in the killing of civilians there, so the fighting in Iraq is conforming to the lessons of past wars. That is, of course, if we even chose the right ‘baddies’ to bomb in the first place.

No doubt you can see where I’m going with this. Why would we simultaneously take refugees and help demolish the place where other refugees would come from? Without getting too bogged down in history, we might say this reminds us of Afghanistan, Iraq, or Vietnam, which I think lists the last three wars we got involved in. Also I’m reminded of the situation in Sri Lanka prior to their last presidential election, where our action to aid refugees was to give the government some old patrol boats to help them stop refugees from leaving. This, in a country where disappeared political opponents and journalists were the norm and Australia ran dead on a war crimes tribunal proposition.

Just what exactly do we like so much about refugees that we seek to cause more? Or, put another way, what do we have against good government that we would seek to prevent it?

Surely it would make more sense to promote good government than engage in conflict and help generate more refugee movements. One might think that, well, in Iraq, for example, it’s far too late for that; in Sri Lanka, we could do nothing; and in Syria, we weren’t exactly on speaking terms with the Assads. This would be to ignore history. For how long were we part of a power bloc that supported Saddam Hussein? How long did we sit on the sidelines of the mess in Sri Lanka without expressing more than mild concern for Australian tourists that might venture there? What about the countries in the Middle East that would benefit from support in strengthening government – Tunisia for example? Lebanon perhaps – goodness knows there are enough Lebanese Australians to make this relevant.

But no; we are making ourselves the political victims, in international terms, of following the same tired ideas that we always have. And at home, if you know any Syrians, ask them what they think about bombing Syria and taking refugees at the same time. I don’t personally know any Syrians, but I used to know the son of Saddam Hussein’s primary school teacher: apparently Saddam was a nasty customer right from the start.

Should we not have known how that was going to turn out?

David Astle on the Woolly Problem

21 Monday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Goats, Savid Astle, sheep

Cartoon by John Shakespeare

Cartoon by John Shakespeare

Mike Jones was flummoxed. All his life he’d used the expression, presuming everyone knew the idiom. Maybe that was true until last week, when Mike’s utterance was met by a circle of blank faces.

Admittedly, most faces in the meeting were Asiatic, which possibly betrayed a cultural gap. Yet surely the universe was wise to the analogy: to separate the sheep from the goats? Not this time round clearly. The questions only snowballed – why sheep? What do goats symbolise? Which flock is bad, and which is good? Besides, aren’t sheep and goats companion animals?

“I was stumped,” confessed Mike. “I had a good sense of the meaning, but when asked – well…” That’s where things turned woolly. After the confab, the bloke went Googling in vain. He tried Wikipedia – nada. Even the Collins definition – to pick out the superior members – left the matter debatable.

Hence the email I received, and the consequent digging I’ve been doing, burrowing into the Bible like a cattle tick. Matthew 25:23 is the phrase’s source, “And before Him shall be gathered all nations: and He shall separate one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from his goats.”

The translation belongs to the King James Version, dated 1611. As the excerpt stands, the Lord is earmarking one species for the kingdom’s inheritance, while the other half can baste in eternal flames. Yet curiously, readers can only infer the blessed to be ovine, and the damnable as caprine, since neither flock is spelt out.

Smart money prefers the sheep. After all, the faithful flock is a persistent trope, while goats were “scaped” back in Exodus, the blame-bearers sent to the wilderness. Or so runs the logic, a theory built on sand and stereotype.

David Crystal, the mercurial British linguist, divines the expression, and 256 others we’ve gained from the King James Bible. In his 2010 book, Begat, Crystal sifted the scriptures to isolate such classics as born-again, two-edged sword and bite the dust.

This last relic hails from Psalm 72, though the King James text asserted “his enemies shall lick the dust”. While the Wycliffe Bible of 1395 preferred “her tongue passed in earth”. Then again, Homer’s Iliad predates both tomes by a good millennium, claiming one gored Trojan “bites the bloody sand”.

Typical muddle, according to Crystal, whose job it was to separate the trailblazer from the sheep, so to speak. A second challenge was parsing the Bible’s nuance. If sheep and goats weren’t troublesome enough, then try casting your bread upon the waters.

Ecclesiastes is the genesis. Somehow the phrase can mean anything from living lavishly to spreading knowledge. Most dictionaries plump for “doing good without expecting gratitude”, but that’s hardly consensus. Fact being, nobody “knows for certain” (a phrase debuting in 1 Kings 2:37), the idiom “a law unto itself” (Romans 2:14).

Phrase-wise, headline writers owe one big debt to the Bible. The Gospels alone have delivered first stones and crosses to bear. Though the handiest idiom must be a sign of the times (Matthew 16), which tabloids have reshaped into Whine of the Times, Swine of the Times and even Strine of the Times, for an article on how we speak as a nation.

But let’s return to sheep and goats, since the phrase resounded this month. If it wasn’t Mike’s plea, then it was our erstwhile PM seeking to triage Syrian refugees. Mr Abbott’s reckoner was Christian versus non-Christian, just as the figurative shepherd had his own crook as yardstick.

The irony is rich. In a twilight bid to win hearts and minds (Philippians 4:7), Abbott moved to split the hordes into savable and shunned. With one small hitch. Observers are still trying to puzzle out which mob – the Christian imports, the Muslim outcasts, or perhaps their actual dividers – embody the ultimate baddies deserving of damnation. As the prophet Jeremiah reminded us, “Be afraid, be horribly afraid”.

David Astle’s Riddledom is published by Allen & Unwin at $29.99.

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Strange Sounds from Earth

18 Friday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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David Bowie, Gerry Rafferty, Kate Bush, Mike Oldfield, Morrissey, The Pixies, The Stranglers

earth is

Playlist by Algernon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VWLUY_GHw

Earth is the loneliest planet of all – Morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFks9A9TCF0

Ground control to Major Tom – David Bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Yi762sQTo

Baker Street- Gerry Rafferty

Tubular Bells (album) – Mike Oldfield

Album about 50 minutes long. Click the more tab for individual tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyVJsg0XIIk

Eyes wide open – Gotye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

Golden Brown – The Stranglers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0Mv4Iyxvc

Velouria – The Pixies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Wa0LdCsvM

The Dreaming – Kate Bush

Beach Seeker

10 Thursday Sep 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Paul Hogan

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