For the Pet who has everything…
This year, Pig-Tel kicks off the Christmas spendfest with one of our all-time great pieces of completely useless shit..
The Pug-Tel automatic ball tosser – for the tosser who’s too lazy to bother throwing a ball for Rover / Rex / King / Rinty to fetch.
Yours for a modest $399 … batteries not included ….. solar powered model, complete with solar powered dog out soon. Free upgrades guaranteed.
Optional Petguard health insurance for the pooch who runs out before the batteries do…… just $39.99 per month*
*Covers 15% of your vet bills if you can come up with a sworn affidavit from a supreme court judge or QC.
Sadly, punters, this shit actually exists ! Kind off explains the last election result, doesn’t it….