For the Pet who has everything…
This year, Pig-Tel kicks off the Christmas spendfest with one of our all-time great pieces of completely useless shit..
The Pug-Tel automatic ball tosser – for the tosser who’s too lazy to bother throwing a ball for Rover / Rex / King / Rinty to fetch.
Yours for a modest $399 … batteries not included ….. solar powered model, complete with solar powered dog out soon. Free upgrades guaranteed.
Optional Petguard health insurance for the pooch who runs out before the batteries do…… just $39.99 per month*
*Covers 15% of your vet bills if you can come up with a sworn affidavit from a supreme court judge or QC.
Sadly, punters, this shit actually exists ! Kind off explains the last election result, doesn’t it….
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Oh, I see a Smart bowl on sale. My por cat has to struggle with a dumb bowl, poor deprived thing.
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Marvellous and the half price thing above it?
In this day and age when fido is left at home all day, what better way to amuse them. Well until it end up at a council clean up.
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You have inspired me to write a short epistle about a Comrade Corbynista Christmas in the UK. If you can send me your email address.
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Spot on.
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