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Waz’s Wise Words from the Ward

20 Monday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

≈ 31 Comments

The doctors were either planning Waz's complex treatment on their iPads - or playing the new release of Star Wars

Autobiography by the Grand Waz

My treatment began today so I am not yet better but certainly on the mend. I am being ministered to by a team of tiny nurses specially inducted into the deeper mysteries of my exquisite little inconvenience. Like the vestals of some inner cankerous sanctum, they gently push me this way and that, apply apparatus, inject fluids and rub in unguents and embrocations. It all smells like a reagent vat, then it all gets a little hazy, and I am transported……, for the next twelve weeks or so.

There are several white coated medical kadaitcha men who throw bones and ponder monochrome pictures and tabulated numbers, mmm and ah at one another and nod knowingly. But whatever they’re knowing, all they’re saying to us is,

“No mate, you’ve got no worries. Oh yeah, it is a high grade cancer all right. Left untreated it’d kill ya, or probably secondaries would. But it’s early, it’s tiny, no chemo no radiation; just this new viral therapy. This used to be a treatment for tuberculosis but it works for you too. No mate, twelve weeks and this is over, gone, history. You’ve just got to lay off the gaspers. No more lung biscuits rightto!?”

Well that’s my interpretation of what they’re saying, because what they’re saying, they’re saying in the impenetrable dialect of the initiates to the inner sanctums of the consulting oncologist and their teams of tiny nurse angels. (I swear not one of them would fill a tea cup. Tiny little nurses, eeny weeny little nurses, moving like a well oiled machine.) So professional the old boy begins to wax up to them about a volcanic province in western Sri Lanka, (one of them came from there), and before you know it……, well actually it’s all just a little unpleasant, but ultimately I have a great deal of optimism that this will end well and the white coated wizards are talking about golfing dates when it’s all over. I haven’t got the heart to tell them I don’t play.

Welcome to PNG. Her name is Theresa. She Murdered Her Husband.

19 Sunday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Susan Merrell

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Tags

PNG, violence against women

Medang, PNG.

Story and Pictures by Susan Merrell

Greetings from Papua New Guinea.

As Air Nuigini flight PX2 came in for landing at Jacksons Airport in PNG’s capital Port Moresby the PNG national resplendent in his colourful striped beanie sitting behind me let out an excited whoop.

“My country, my Papua New Guinea,” he said very loudly and rapturously

“Expect the unexpected, land of surprises,” he continued enthusiastically citing every tourist board slogan that he could remember in his advanced intoxicated state.

When the aircraft came to a halt on the tarmac, he stood.

“Welcome to Papua New Guinea,” he said to all and sundry, arms outstretched to the applause of a half-empty plane.

While I don’t quite share this man’s unbridled enthusiasm for the country, nevertheless I am somewhat intoxicated by it.

This is my third trip this year.

Those of you who have followed my writing and read my articles (thank you) will have noticed that more and more of my focus has been directed to the Pacific.  It started with my association with Sir Trevor Garland, the Honorary Consul-General of the Solomon Islands, through to the Julian Moti affair and beyond.

Much more than Australia, it has been the Pacific countries that have embraced me and my writing and I now find that I am published much more in the Pacific than in Australia.  My association with the Pacific has also enabled me to branch out into radio and television. I have contributed to radio in Solomon Islands, PNG, Vanuatu and Fiji and Television in PNG.

So here I am in Port Moresby again, in the foyer of the Crowne Plaza Hotel (which I call the Crowne prison because it’s too dangerous for a woman on her own to venture outside).  So what’s the fascination I hear you ask?

And you know, that’s a bloody good question.  The place is extremely dangerous, too dangerous even to catch a taxi.  In the capital cities it’s best that I have a bodyguard when I venture out, even in broad daylight – can you believe that?  Of course I do stand out like the proverbial ‘dog’s balls’ – white skin, blonde hair.  Here, I’m exotic – which is something I’ve always aspired to, but in PNG it’s not a good idea to look different or rich – and yes, in PNG I look rich too.  Extreme poverty is rife.

But for a journalist the politics and the issues here make the Australian socio-political landscape look like sliced white bread – all a bit bland.

PNG is a country that has been dragged screaming into modernity and only some of it. Over 80% of the country still subsists. Some of the more remote areas (and there are a lot of them) still have no electricity. There are precious few roads and most areas have to be accessed by air. The main highways, such as they are, are often impassable. Health care and education is very piecemeal indeed. Ironically, you really take your life in your hands going to a hospital in PNG. When the Prime Minister, Sir Michael Somare got sick and needed heart surgery, he went to Singapore. No one has ever accused the Grand Chief of being stupid – corrupt, yes, stupid, no.

Which brings us to the subject of corruption.  It’s rife in PNG at all levels. Greg Anderson, the head of the Chamber of Mines in Port Moresby likens it to a mafia with tentacles that reach out widely.

Corruption is a by-product of ‘the resources curse’ apparently, and PNG has been surviving on the proceeds of investment in its resources since independence in 1975.  Many people are becoming rich on the back of PNG resources – except the people of PNG – although the economy is doing well with PNG’s GDP about to double thanks to the $15 million PNG Liquified Natural Gas project headed by the multi national Exxon Mobil. And the government is managing the economy well with the country experiencing significant economic growth – delivery of services they aren’t so good at  – shame about the people still dying of preventable diseases in such a rich country.

It’s not so surprising that in this scenario crime is rife and law and order issues are significant. If the major contributing factor is poverty, the prevailing tribal mentality also contributes. Tribal fights break out with regular monotony at the drop of a hat.  Arms hacked off, people killed and this is at a market place in Port Moresby.

Ancient superstitions are still practiced – although now there are laws against them.  Not that long back, beyond the 1930s, some of the tribes were cannibals. Eating human flesh was usually a magical ritual. When in February of this year a man was caught eating his baby daughter alive, it was ‘sorcery’ that was blamed.  The baby died. Thank goodness it was just a girl. (That was an ironic comment in case anyone believes I was serious!)

Theresa

Attitudes to women here are disgusting.  Many consider a female has less value than a pig. A ‘bride price’ is paid for a wife and she’s a man’s possession and not a very prized one at that. Domestic violence is rife at 70% overall. In some areas it reaches to 100%. It’s accepted and has become normalised. Sexual violence towards all females is high with many women saying that they wouldn’t bother to report rape unless it was a gang rape. Rape is no big deal – not to the men anyway. Police are part of the problem, often perpetrators themselves. There are laws that protect women in PNG it’s just that no one takes notice of them.

When I was last in PNG I spent a day at Bomana prison interviewing 11 women murderers.

She murdered her husband - but not before he did this to her.

Of the thirty-eight inmates, thirty-six were in for murder. Yet, murder is not a female crime. But all of these women had been the victims of prolonged domestic violence before the worst of circumstances created murderers of them.

All had either killed their husbands or the other wives or girlfriends of the husband, hoping getting rid of their rivals would stop the man beating them–  (polygamy and promiscuity is rife). All had the scars that proved their stories. When, in the telling,  their stories came to the part where they’d killed, especially if it was their husband, “what took you so long?” was my usual question. I suggest that many of these women would have been found innocent by way of justifiable homicide were they tried elsewhere and not in PNG.

The great irony and shame of all this is that PNG is, geo-physically, one of the most beautiful countries. With Port Moresby being just a three-hour flight from Sydney and less than an hour from Cairns, tourism ought to be flourishing.  Even the ‘Crowne Prison’ in the centre of grotty downtown Port Moresby is on a hill at the centre of a peninsular with the port on one side and the beach on the other – stunning.  Sunsets to die for.

You just need to look past the mean streets that are stained with bright red ‘Buai’ spittle (Betelnut – a national past time.)  The habit of chewing and spitting “buai’ is responsible for the spread of Tuberculosis which has had a few break-outs recently.  Apparently the spittle evaporates in the heat and rises and people breathe in the contaminated air.

On Tuesday, I’ll be going to Madang on the north coast to hear the judgment in a court case involving mining and the environment handed down. I could stay in Port Moresby and get the information second hand but Madang is so gob-smackingly beautiful that you’d have to be mad to miss any opportunity to spend time there.

So many stories, so many surprising contrasts. Papua New Guinea, expect the unexpected.  (Oh my God, I think I’m channelling my bright-beanied fellow air passenger).

Dining at Dickie’s

18 Saturday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Warrigal Mirriyuula

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Barry White, Ben E King, Bobby Vinton, Dickie, Dionne Warwick, DJ, Donny Hathaway, Ella Fitzgerald, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Level 42, Linda Rondstadt, Love Unlimited Orchestra, music, propaganda, Roberta Flack, Supertramp, The Drifters, The Eagles, The Fifth Dimension, The Kinks, The Pet Shop Boys, The Ronnettes, The Shirelles, The Singing Budgie, Warrigal Mirriyuula, Waz, youtube

Story and Picture by Warrigal Mirriyuula

Sche and I have a dear friend called Dickie. Last Tuesday was his birthday so Sche cooked up a transportable feast and we trekked over to Dickie’s apartment to celebrate with him. It was a wonderful evening; great food, superb company and conversation. We watched “The Kings Speech” after dinner. I loved it in spite of several reservations; and when that was over it was time for the soundtrack to the latter part of the evening. The following are a few of the tracks Dickie played. He claimed he had specially chosen them for Sche and I, though I suspect a few of his favourites crept in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miCWdZDoSo&feature=fvst

Love Unlimited Orchestra Love’s Them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzhbGaCwBzs&feature=related

The Ronnettes Be My Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Barry White Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love Babe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHPNUN-U8E

Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway Where Is The Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icfq_foa5Mo&feature=related

Bobby Vinton Blue Velvet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3gX47rHGg

The Kinks Waterloo Sunset

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OV9zJdj408

Linda Rondstadt Bothered Bewitched and Bewildered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUyYQbgmhJk

Ella Fitzgerald Begin The Beguine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx-tRNv-w7E

Supertramp Logical Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9tqC7hfeKk

Dionne Warwick A House Is Not A Home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzWPZP0iVlE&feature=related

The Fifth Dimension One Less Bell To Answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiwbabGKwjM

The Shirelles Will You Love Me Tomorrow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BwOXlGbW6Q

The Eagles Desperado

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDmybiUcwqE

The Singing Budgie Spinning Around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

The Pet Shop Boys West End Girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTVtLpQKqrY

Level 42 Hot Water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e03_64xpF4

Propaganda Doctor Mabuse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

Frankie Goes To Hollywood The Power Of Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGd6CdtOqEE&feature=related

Ben E King Spanish Harlem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-XQ26KePUQ

The Drifters Save The Last Dance For me

 

Keywords: Love Unlimited Orchestra, The Ronnettes, Barry White, Roberta Flack,  Donny Hathaway, Bobby Vinton, The Kinks, Linda Rondstadt, Ella Fitzgerald, Supertramp, Dionne Warwick, The Fifth Dimension, The Shirelles, The Eagles, The Singing Budgie, The Pet Shop Boys, Level 42, Propaganda, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Ben E King, The Drifters

 

How to Cook Rice ‘Shoe-Style

17 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Sandshoe

≈ 31 Comments

Tags

Cooking; rice, recipe

For Julian.

Recipe and Photos by Sandshoe.

I wash rice first before cooking it. I swirl it in enough cold water to cover it, usually in the saucepan I am going to cook it in, and just incline the saucepan so most of the water drains and trickles out of the rice.

No drama and sparing with the water.

I add cold water and bring it to the boil on the stove element or a gas flame at high heat.

Leave the heat on high and boil the rice until the water has almost all evaporated and holes appear in the rice. Turn your heat down to the lowest possible, which is easy with a gas flame and if cooking on a wood stove or slow combustion just move the saucepan to the coolest part of the stove top.

If you only have solid elements as I do, that retain heat, you will simply turn off the element as soon as you see the holes begin to form. Best timing is just before (you will learn when just as a lover learns the skill of loving.)

Set a lid on the saucepan to finish with a tea towel under the lid to create a tight seal for 20 minutes.

The first time I ever cooked this, its original recipe, I followed the instructions by scientific measure. The saucepan was a specific volume or depth or something, the rice was weighed or spooned into a chef’s measuring cup, and the cold water was a precise amount in relation to the number of cups of rice. That’s alright if you have a choice of saucepans and a measure cup.

Your rice will vary between sticky and dry and fluffy until you establish the proportions yourself of rice and water depending on what sort of rice you use, the dimensions of the saucepan you have or can choose, your source of heat but importantly, ‘the feel’ you develop for cooking rice this way. As well, the recipe was for Basmati rice. You can make a particularly light and dry dish of rice by this method if you use Basmati.

I prefer brown rice for its nutty flavour and beautiful colour.

See the holes appearing in the rice

I use a lot of water to start with. Brown rice is better for being boiled a little longer, but whatever sort of rice I use, I’m watching from time to time for the holes to appear.

You find you have a saucepan full of froth and cannot see and fear you are burning the rice?

You might burn the rice.

More likely you will see the froth suddenly disappear if you are courageous.

You will see your rice has holes appearing on its surface. Otherwise if the anxiety is too much, slide the saucepan sideways to reduce the amount of heat at its base and voila, the froth subsides and you will see the rice is glistening and appears sticky. Cook it a matter of seconds longer on high heat and proceed to finish it as I have described, 20 minutes, tightly covered, on the lowest heat possible.

Experience teaches. I don’t always jam the lid tight on the saucepan by using a tea towel. It depends.

The rice is the nicest and sweetest when its base is a pleasant amber colour or mottled with a golden look contrasting with the luscious grains of the main body of the rice, yet every time rice is cooked by this method, central to its mystery and delight is its flavour is subtly different. John Downes refers to the crunchy rice at its base as a complete food or wording to the effect. He describes it-and who knows but it’s a nice idea-as both the yin and the yang (Natural Tucker-Traditional Eastern and Wholefood Cooking for Australians. pub. 1978).

The process of the cooking once daunting and fearful even is a living friend with characteristics I know as well as I do any. I can hear what stage the rice is at. What I put in, that I do not detract from, is evident in the quality of the dish. I don’t tamper with the rice and water as it is coming to the boil or stir it and upset its natural evolution. I don’t add water or drain any off before cooking is finished. I am patient and watchful.

I read the original recipe that inspired this plain method of cooking rice in Elizabeth David (Spices, Salt and Aromatics in the English Kitchen. pub. 1970). It was elaborate and required me to first brown some ingredients I do not completely recall and spices. In the years since of cooking and through the natural adaptation of recipes I once followed to their letter I have followed this method sometimes but create my own blends and you can add in the style of Miss David eg a bay leaf to the water or a flake or more of a cinnamon stick, some celery leaf perhaps.

In readiness to prepare a simple vegatble side dish... not leaving the board overhanging a bench!

I like the presentation of food as an art form. An aspect of watching television chefs I really do not enjoy is their abandon handling food to the purpose of decoration and that has put me off enjoying dining in restaurants, or ‘eating out’ as we call it. It alienates me to see these highly trained and professional people even licking their fingers as they demonstrate their skill.

When you are serving your creations, if you have splashed a little on the side of your plate (on a rare occasion) wipe it clean with a small and freshly clean muslin square cloth you keep for the purpose. I like the cheerful red and check ones I keep a supply of in my tea towel drawer.

Decorate your meal using the food to speak for itself and set it down gently on its serving plate with love for what you have made and kind respect for yourself.

Serve the rice with a variety of dishes as you choose, especially including leafy green vegetables. A favourite of mine is plain lentils with if anything added to their cooking a little diced carrot for its sweet and nutty flavour.

Image of cookbook: http://www.leurabooks.com.au/?page=shop/flypage&product_id=80152

They Don’t Call it Monster.com for Nothing.

15 Wednesday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Neville Cole

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Tags

humour, Weasel Words

Weasel Words

Story by Neville Cole

Editor’s Note:  This piece carries a special spelling and grammar warning for grammarians.  You know who you are….

A while back I was looking to hire some writers. I posted a notice on Monster.com clearly stating that the work would be writing educational video scripts for the Elementary Education market.

I always request a cover letter in addition to a resume as history has shown that having someone write about themselves can be very telling.

 NOTE: These excerpts were all copied and pasted directly from the responses I received. Only names and any specific details have been removed

One candidate made a most interesting offer.

I am interested in applying for the writing position I found advertised on Monster.com. I craft short erotic stories on a regular basis and cater to an online fanbase of about 2000. I am unsure how to include writing samples, as monster.com allows only a cover letter and resume. Could you contact me with a way to send some to you?

One sent as a sample that was definitely not at grade level.

They still had a great sex life despite of or maybe because of, his extreme efficiency. Once, afterwards, she said “you just fucked me like a machine, like the pistons of some engine.” This side of her surprised him, and he was ashamed of how turned on it got him. He couldn’t count the number of times he had used that memory to masturbate in the on-site porta-Johnny.

One was very friendly but had never heard of spell-check.

Hello I was browsing monster.com for a few moments, intisipating more work fullfilment. I came across your enthusiactic job posting. I am totally determined, eager, motivated and motivating, just a come together type of person to accomplish goals of success. Success is what I live for in everything I do. I also enjoy knowing company peers encourage each other to succeed.(This would be an awesome place to work for.) I would encourage you to believe in the words I speak and give me consideration. Yes! I want to be part of a properous business work place, to contribute to making your great company greater. I am ready to pick up the baton and go! and hold a position in a company or corporation I can believe in. Over all Dear one, here’s your candidate look no further. Enough about me, I would love to here more about this company I am eager to work for, for any questions or offers,(smile) feel free to call or reply.

One proposed a philosophical argument:

I may not have professional writing experience, but I do have a writing intensive degree. A philosophy degree is at its essence a degree in logical exposition, or writing in a detailed and concise manner that follows an argument. Educational writing is a cousin of logical exposition, or as some call it legal writing. I think that the type of writing that your company is seeking is a type of writing that will come very naturally to someone of my educational background. The reason that all this is an advantage to you is that I come cheap.

One described how her previous job was brought to a dramatic end:

I have served for seven months as Contract Administrator for the valley’s largest towing company. Unfortunately, we suffered a corporate take over and my position was abolished.

One spoke very highly of himself:

Although you will find I maybe be over qualified for the position for which I make application, I bring many skills which I will fully share to benefit the entire organization. Though my resume is quite detailed, it cannot fully profile the manner in which I have been successful. This can only be accomplished in a face-to-face meeting where we can exchange information, get to know one-another and examine whether there might be an employment opportunity that has mutual interest. Thank you for your time; I look forward to meeting with you soon.

One had impressionable skills, a good work ethnic, and an ablility to arrange words in an almost random order:

OBJECTIVE: An opportunity to utilizes my impressionable writing skills to further my personal and professional growth within the writing industry. Description of my perfect job: A company that has a good work ethnic and provides an outstanding way of communicating their mission objective. Wrote the book Corporate America: an exceptional investigation of the working relations with fellow colleagues successfully. A creative observation into corporate politics in the pursuit of succeeding the trials and tribulations. Beginning with our attitudes that are crucial to surviving the journey, the book outlines pertinent questions that are answered by CEO’s, managers, and non-salaried employees to overcome pitfalls in corporate America. The book presents an exceptional investigation of the working relations with fellow colleagues in a successful and fulfilling approach. Develop and wrote the course for the Joy of Reading. Concentration was made on the curriculum development for a friendly atmosphere thru out the different stages of the course. Providing weekly content for the promotion of his book, monitoring the message boards, proofread and verifies related links t o post on his site. Post bulletins in the literary world, polls, moderate the forum, and plan events. A book reviewer and write profile articles on prominent business owners. Certified professional writer was achieved with this course that provides an individual the elements of the publishing industry. Recognizing the differences between staff-written and freelance articles, explaining the process of submitting a professional manuscript and listing the various freelance markets by describing the types of writing appropriate to each. In addition, the course has extensive writing assignments in ever genre. I currently have written five fiction novels, two non-fiction novels as well done book reviews. I have written computer technical and women issues articles and I can do proposal writing. In addition, I developed and is the existing Editor of the Aetna African-American Employee Network. My passion is writing and I can focus on any agenda a company wish to accomplish. I look forward to hearing from you regarding future assignments.

I passed on all these candidates and I have not tried to hire writers on Monster.com since.

 

 

Joe and Tom Do it for Me

13 Monday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Entertainment Upstairs

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Ricardo’s Truth in Advertising

12 Sunday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Ricardo

≈ 29 Comments

Tags

humour, internet dating, truth in advertising

Simulated simulated picture of Ricardo

Taa daa.

I got so fed up with women lying on internet dating websites…. here are some examples…

  • curvaceous = clinically obese
  • weight ‘would rather not say’ = even fatter than curvaceous
  • looks are important = a vacuous, silicon chested gold digging bimbo
  • looks ‘very attractive’ = had plastic surgery and botox
  • looks ‘I’m hot ‘ = had plastic surgery, botox and a facelift
  • don’t mind if you smoke = she smokes likes a chimney
  • alcohol consumption defined as ‘moderate’ = raving alcoholic
  • job = Doctor/Medical = receptionist in a clinic

…. so I decided to embellish my own profile slightly as follows:-

  • Height = 5 ‘ 1″
  • Weight = 18 st 12 lbs
  • Tattoos= inked all over
  • looks – ‘don’t look great’
  • Exercise = never
  • Heavy smoker
  • Heavy drinker
  • Favourite hobbies = karaoke especially Mozart
  • Income = less than £7,000 p.a.
  • Occupation = workman
  • Favourite Book = ‘If I can make my personal fortune selling ceiling fans to Eskimos then so can you’ by Antonio Robbins
  • Favourite pets = reptiles

  Simulated actual photo of Ricardo

Description of myself (if this doesn’t have peroxided strumpets banging on my door the nothing will…)

  • An existentialist couch potato who loves to live life in the fast lane.
  • I’m so hard up I can’t pay attention.
  • My favourite hobby is to go scuba diving so I can stare at tourists through the hulls of glass bottomed boats
  • I want to meet a girl who knows that Perrier is not French for ‘Tap’.
  • I have slight physical impediment: a limp. I was once sat in traffic and got run over…
  • If you think you can keep up with my turbo-charged lifestyle then feel free to get in touch.

To my utter amazement, I have so far had no takers….

Will this qualify me for being the dating guru of the Pig’s Arms??

Absolucion

12 Sunday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Cricics, Critics, Everyone's a Critic, Emmjay

≈ 63 Comments

Tags

Arrebato, flamenco, jazz

Arrebato Ensemble - Damien de Boos-Smith, Andrew Poniris, Greg Alfonzetti, Stuart Henderson and Dave Ellis

The fabulous Arrebato Ensemble and friends played to a packed house in the Studio (cabaret space) in the Sydney Opera House last night.  It was the official launch of their new CD “Absolucion”.

The band was joined by Leonid Beshei on piano accordion and the talented,  fiery and lovely flamenco dancer – Anna Anterio (apologies for the spelling !).

The performance was a stunning and joyful celebration of Arrebato’s unique fusion of flamenco and jazz – at once intimate, passionate and even wistful at times.  The band tells wonderful stories with changing nuanced passages from Greg Alfonzetti’s hard attacking syncopated staccato phrases to the haunting wail of Andrew Poniris’ soprano and alto sax and Damien de Boos-Smith’s liquid cello – backed by Dave Ellis’ velvet brick wall bass and Stuart Henderson’s meticulously-timed percussion.  Damien de Boos-Smith played some wonderful guitar pieces too – but he really shone with his oud playing last night.  I was hearing a miraculous Madrid delta blues piece – which he played with a magically invisible slide.

Impossible to pick an individual piece as a favourite on the night, but for me “Verdades” – (Truths) was particularly fine – between the first truth you hear and the last – comes ….. everything else….

The band played a couple of encores – my favourite ; a mi padre (to my father) speaks of the bond between a man and his Dad.  The piece highlights Greg’s mastery not only of the instrument, but also his strength in composition and a brilliant collaboration with Damien.

You can listen to a couple of tracks at Arrebato’s Web site  – but whatever you do, try to score a copy of Absolucion – to fail to do so – would be unforgivable.

Happy Hour Friday – Laughter is the Best Medicine

10 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

≈ 24 Comments

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Cicada, Green Grocer, Redeye

 

Green Grocer

Pictures and Playlist by Algernon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo

Ernie the fastest milkman in the west. – Bennie Hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUpg9JLzzE

Australiana – Austen Tayshus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgA2d0zHspM

Cicada that ate Five dock – Outline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE&feature=grec_index

Australian Accents – Adam Hills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Always look on the bright side of Life – Monty Python

Redeye

Happy hour and a long weekend to boot. Time to rest and recuperate or to get on top of those things that might be getting to some of us. Laughter is often said to be the best medicine.

I hope you enjoy this small collection.

ALGY

Sweet Impact

10 Friday Jun 2011

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Sandshoe

≈ 15 Comments

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Sweet Impact

Graphic by Sandshoe

May Sweet Impact reproduce well for its display in honour of Warrigal Mirriyuula’s Happy Hour.

Titled on a later Macintosh and signed, and printed on a mottled grey paper, I created Sweet Impact in its original form on a white background using a Clarisworks programme that was provided with a Mac LC II. I bought the Mac LC II in 1992 for word processing.

A Hewlett Packard printer supplied with the Mac produced a high quality graphic (pictured) that charmed me and won my interest in computagraphic still art. Some of the prints I made took as long as 20 minutes to print a copy.

I used a combination of a draw function and a colour fill function enhanced using a gradients feature to swirl colour in increasing and decreasing depths of shade and the limitation is regards reproduction of any one design the programme retained no memory of what functions were used, what steps make up the designs, no artist’s notebook. It was not conceivable to stop and record each step manually because I experienced the passion of colour and its manipulation so intensely it was impossible to break from the creative process.

I hope, Warrigal Mirriyuula whose writing and art I admire so much, you enjoy Sweet Impact.

Image of Printer sourced at: http://hpinkcartridgescheap.com/hp-inkjet-printer-history/

Image of the Mac LC II sourced at:  http://myoldmac.net/SELL/Macintosh-LC-II.htm

Reference to a history of Clarisworks: http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/bob/clarisworks.php

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