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Joe Makes a Comeback

22 Thursday Oct 2015

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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2014 Budget, Joe Hockey

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Late Barking Report from the Pig’s Arms Political Analist, Roger Manne

As if it was not enough to be sent to the back of the room and made to sit in the naughty corner, and then to be sent home for sloppy work, Joe Hockey has been recalled to school by the former Minister for Education to complete homework that has been outstanding since 2014.

The former Minister for Education, Christopher O’Clean said today that he had been informed that Joe has not submitted his 2014 Budget and will be required to stay in until it’s done to the Minister’s satisfaction.

The now Minister for “something else – I forget what” has indicated that he may have to call on the services of the Party Whip and make enough room to swing a fat cat.

Australia Finds Shelter on the Leigh Side

15 Monday Dec 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Joe Hockey, Leigh Sales, Matthias Kormann, Peta Credlin, Tony Abbott

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Story by Emmjay

In late barking news today, the Pig’s Arms cub reporter Manne O’Manne reports this report:

Australia has a new PM !

After months of speculation and rumours, Tony Abbott finally admitted that he and Country Joe and the Fish had no effing clue about how to run the country.

Abbott is reported to have said ” I give up Leigh.  You talk to lots of people.  You’re a pretty smart chicky babe.  What should we do to run this country ?”

Quick as a whip, Leigh hit him with another penetrating question ” Have you ever swum at Portsea , Tone ?”

“No”, replied Tone.

“How about I mind the shop while you iron man a couple of laps ?”

“Can Jumping’ Joe come too ?”, said Tone.

“Sure”, said Leigh. “Tell him to watch out for Japanese harpoons”.

“OK, deal !” said Tone, pulled on his goggles and snorkel and headed off for his big salty adventure.

“Right”, said Leigh. “Get me Credlin.  Credlin ? Yes. Yes. No. What part of ‘fuck right off’ don’t you understand ?”

“Now get me Matthias Kormann.  Matty, boy ? No, it’s about the ABC.  That’s right, I said TRIPLE the ABC budget, and while you’re at it, send ten bucks to the CSIRO – we need more of that sciency stuff”.

“Uhlmann ?  No, I definitely think we need to strengthen the ABC office in Baghdad.  Of course ! You the man, Uhlmann.  Why wait until tomorrow ?  Right.  Right.  Bye “

aside to camera:  “Piece of cake.”

Screw the Taxpayers, Growers, Working People – the Lot

30 Thursday Jan 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

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Australian jobs, Joe Hockey, SPC Ardmona

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Pic borrowed from SPC Ardmona Web Site – with thanks

Story by Emmjay

It’s not often that I can agree with Joe Hockey, assuming that he’s not misinformed,  simply telling lies or shading the truth about bailing out SPC Ardmona.

But if what he said IS true, and that he is unwilling to spot the company a piddling $25M (supposed to be matched by the Victorian citizens who apparently get to kick in twice) AND that SPC Ardmona is owned by Coca Cola Amatil (he alleges made $150M profit for the half year), I reckon, like Joe’s generous body language suggested, the company can go and whistle for their lunch.

Good enough for the Abbott government to tell GMH to piss off ?  Good enough to tell Coca Cola Amatil to do the same.

But typical of all Tory governments, in both cases, the Abbott government by ignoring the consequent impact on growers, rural communities and working families from the direct and flow-on effects of massive job losses,  is simply and utterly contemptible.  It is unacceptable.

Unacceptable to trash national industries without bothering to contemplate alternative business models.

Now I for one don’t put my money where my mouth is as far as buying locally built cars is concerned.  I did once.  It was a Ford Laser- which was really just a Mazda 323 assembled in Australia.  In the last 15 years we have had only 2 cars – Subaru Forresters – something utterly reliable, useful and fun to drive – and recently an Alfa – which is beautiful and fun to drive too.  Until GM started making similar models to the Forrester (but bigger, more expensive, less economical to run and less technically advanced) there was no locally made product we wanted to buy.  Moreover, I was comfortable that other people bought the local monsters and kept the American and Japanese-owned industry afloat, albeit with sizeable taxpayer-funded subsidies.

But SPC Ardmona is different.  This is an iconic Australian group, now owned by Coca Cola Amatil, those guardians of Australian health and well being (the group also includes IXL, Goulburn Valley and …. wait for it …… Weight Watchers and others).  SPC Ardmona is a rurally – concentrated business.

I do purchase their products in preference to mainly cheaper home brand imports from all over the world.  I admit this is not all altruism on my part.  I strongly suspect that canned foods from wherever quite possibly have lax quality controls and are produced with little or no environmental protection laws – and the producers work doing extreme physical labour for slave wages. How else can the products be grown, processed, shipped, stored, wholesaled and retailed for less money than the same foods grown in Australia ?

I have seen documentaries showing indiscriminate use of pesticides in 3rd world countries -pesticides and the like that are now banned in the West.  Worse than that, the documentaries show peasant farmers throwing the stuff around like confetti – no awareness of proper application rates and a huge risk to their personal well being and the future of their children.  Pesticides manufactured by notoriously uncaring multinational corporations getting away with whatever they can.  It doesn’t bear thinking about from where most of our coffee comes and how it is produced.

I generally trust Australian producers and regulatory authorities as much as one can trust anybody these days.  I am glad that our producers do not work for slave wages and that farm production generates lots of flow-on employment.  I am happy to pay a bit more for these products.

But I am not happy to see this Tory government hang the growers and workers of SPC Ardmona products out to dry. The government is right to tell Coca Cola Amatil to go and take a hike.  Like GM, Ford and probably many others ripping off the Australian taxpayers, they have had their snouts in the corporate troughs for long enough.

And these monsters have no right to blackmail Australian governments of any persuasion by threatening job losses.

No more massive subsidies for foreign-owned companies.  Especially to protect them from the free-trade flowing from agreements made by the self same governments.

What then can be done ?

Well, if $50M will keep the last significant Australian fruit cannery alive, let the local stakeholders have the SPC Ardmona business – make it a co-op (once again ?) call the bluff of Coca Cola Amatil.  Increase the tax on Amatil and the other tobacco companies and provide a direct support line of credit until SPC Ardmona get clear of their difficulties.

Surely $50M is trivial money for a national government and for multinational companies – struth, it’s what Gina spends on morning tea.

And Joe spends entertaining Annabel Crabb.

A sniff of victory in the air.

21 Friday Dec 2012

Posted by gerard oosterman in Uncategorized

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Christmas, Joe Hockey, Tony Abbott, Wayne Swan

http://www.businessspectator.com.au/

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Sighs of relief echoed around Australia yesterday as Wayne Swan finally fronted up to formally ditch the surplus promise, but none would have been deeper and more heartfelt than among Labor MPs and staff at campaign headquarters in Melbourne.

They had been faced with coming back from Christmas holidays and starting an election campaign having to find at least $15 billion in new spending cuts for no good economic reason. In fact business and markets were pushing for a deficit so the Reserve Bank didn’t have to do all the work in countering the strong currency.

The political calculation was this: is it better to face an angry squall of broken promise accusations from the Opposition while the voters are doing their Christmas shopping, or cut $15 billion from government spending during an election campaign? No contest really.

And the barking from Joe Hockey and Tony Abbott yesterday was probably neutralised by polite applause and yawns from business groups and market economists.

It’s been a pretty good week for the ALP. The campaign has been freed from a fiscal straitjacket and a Roy Morgan face-to-face poll taken over the past two weekends has put them comfortably in front – 52.5 per cent to 47.5 per cent, which are roughly the figures of the 2007 election.

Obviously there is a long way to go, but Labor MPs and the campaign staff led by national secretary George Wright will sit down to Christmas dinner this year with the sniff of victory in 2013.

The key to Labor’s turnaround is a surge in support from women. According to the Morgan poll, support for the ALP among women went from 35 per cent to 40.5 per cent between November and December, and on a two-party preferred basis from 50.5 to 56 per cent.

Men are roughly equally divided between the ALP and the Coalition, but Tony Abbott and his team now have a real problem with women. Their two-party preferred support among women has collapsed from 51 per cent in November to 44 per cent now.

These are notoriously volatile figures and need to be confirmed by other polls, but as Gary Morgan said this week, it’s been “a bad couple of weeks for the Opposition as the sustained attacks on Prime Minister Julia Gillard over her involvement in an AWU ‘slush-fund’ from nearly 20 years ago fell flat due to a lack of evidence of any wrongdoing … (and) the case the L-NP promoted against former Speaker Peter Slipper involving his former staffer James Ashby backfired.”

Normally the ditching of a budget surplus promise after three years of saying you’d do whatever it takes to deliver one would be good for the Opposition, but despite all the furious broken promise finger-wagging, it’s unlikely to get the Opposition anywhere unless Abbott and Hockey counter with a surplus plan of their own, which they can’t.

The Coalition now has a problem with Tony Abbott’s leadership. His disapproval rating is now 63 per cent and Julia Gillard is now well ahead (49/36) as “preferred prime minister”. That wouldn’t matter if the Coalition was well ahead overall, but it’s not now.

Actually I’d say there’s a fair chance yesterday’s dumping of the surplus by Wayne Swan will actually extend the ALP’s lead, especially among women – because it’s plainly sensible.

So, let’s also deal with those bloody guns in the US:, please sign;

http://www.change.org/petitions/international-court-of-justice-at-the-hague-bring-the-us-pro-gun-senators-to-justice

 

Here to Help

17 Sunday Jun 2012

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

≈ 19 Comments

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Archbishop Jensen, arsonists, Cardinal Pell, Chris Uhlmann, crown of thorns starfish, Fatty O'Barrel, Gina Rhinestone, Humboldt Numan, James Packer, Joe Hockey, Julie Bishop, Mark Scott, Nick Darcy, paedophiles, people who abuse small animals, rabbits, Sarah Palin, shock jocks, Silvio Berlusconi, Sophie Mirabella, Ted Baillieu, the Burmese military junta, Tony Abbott, Tony Jones

Quite a few patrons at the Pig’s Arms complain about the ABC’s “The Drum” closing off comments so quickly after an article has been posted, that they cannot get a comment in.

In the spirit of co-operation championed at the Salon de Porc, herewith is a viable solution.  Copy it into your clipboard and fire it off BEFORE the article is published – or use it on any of the remaining open posts there.

I’ve seen some seriously dubious positions put here at the Drum in my time, but surely (insert author’s name if you have time), this one takes the cake.  Never before have we been treated to such an unmitigated neo-fascist rant, completely devoid of substantive evidence and totally without cogent argument.  It would be funny except it clearly wasn’t intended as a joke.

To suggest that even the fundamental premise  of the article (if in fact one can be identified) has any validity, demonstrates a woefully inadequate understanding of social etiquette and the physical laws of our universe.

I abhor ad-hominum attacks and such disgraceful behaviour must not be tolerated. 

Sadly the era of burning people like  (insert appropriate name or remove any of the following that do not apply) James Packer, Tony Jones, Sophie Mirabella, Tony Abbott, Joe Hockey, Fatty O’Barrel, Humboldt Numan, Ted Baillieu, Sarah Palin, Nick Darcy, Gina Rhinestone, the Burmese military junta, Julie Bishop, Cardinal Pell, Archbishop Jensen, Silvio Berlusconi, people who abuse small animals, crown of thorns starfish, rabbits, arsonists, paedophiles, shock jocks, Mark Scott, Chris Uhlmann at the stake is over.

Such is what we laughingly call progress.

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Hope this helps !

 

 

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