Be it known through all the lands that unto Lord Mervyn Purvis and family is born a Grandson Master William “Pigsarms” Pervis, 3.1kg.
Lady Emmlet 1 and Emmlets 1.1 and 1.2 are all well and sporting 60 fingers and toes between them. Lady Emmlet 1 looks more like she’s back from a trip to the PA Beauty Salon than having just punched out a sprog.
Lord Mervyn, Mr Emmjay and Ms FM are (as Jacky Geason might have almost said) “Over the Moon”.
Please leave flowers and chocolates at the pub door – we are all in lockdown (well, Lord Mervyn has been in lockup too).
Regards to all our friends and subjects (biology, history and English).
Emmjay 🙂
Window Dresser's Arms, Pig & Whistle 
Congratulations, Emmjay! Wonder how many broken eggs does it take to make an Emmlet…? Best wishes to Ms First Mate and the Emmlets! 😉
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Thanks, Asty. It’s a ;one time ago but I recall the ex-missus and I had quite a lot of practice runs.
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Congratulations. Very pleased all went so well. I’ve left a bottle of sparkling shiraz – do chill before drinking.
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Many thanks our dear Viv 😊❤️
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Excellent news Emm. Best wishes to all involved.
May young Billy have a safe and long life.
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Got a call from my only cousin on Dad’s side of the family – whose name is Billy – as was my Dad and Grandad – and my middle name. He was chuffed that Emmlet 1 and her bloke preserved the last scap of the Emms given names.
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scrap, not scap
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Congratulations, Grandad, intact perineums and well behaved fundi to all!
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I imagine you’re right there sister- not going to check 😊
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Just had a delightful FaceTime call from Emmlet 1 with Emmlet 1.2. She confirmed your Telehealth diagnosis, adding that there was no need for any stitches this time, wedding tackle was pretty much pre-conditioned by Emmlet 1.1.
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Honestly, you Neonatal nurses are so gross 🙂
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Glad she’s OK. At least young Billy won’t be in a queue for breast milk.
As an old obstetrician used to teach us, the first baby is the best pelvimeter in the world.
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True that. E1.1 was about a pound heavier than E1.2. Probably because E1 was running around working AND looking after E1.1.
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How old is Emm 1.1 now?
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He’s 22 months. Time flies. He’s both demanding but also has a great sense of humour. Really bright little guy / not surprisingly with Emmlet 1 being a doctor. Got that from his gran.
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