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Burb Dylan – Unlive
Hi. Father “Sandy” O’Way here. I have just landed an interview with Burb Dylan, you know, the singer. Anyhoo, apparently he has turned 71 for the tenth time. Here’s a transcript.
FOW: So Burb you are now 71 again, how does it feel?
BD: Sandy, you know, well the times they are a changing.
FOW: Hmm, yes well, I believe that you recently revealed that you were a heroin addict. When I was a kid my favourite heroine was Maureen O’Hara, do you remember her?
BD: Yes, sure do, in them pirate movies, I mean was she knocking on heavens door.
FOW: I believe you have lost money on the stock market?
BD: Yes Sandy, just like a rolling stone.
FOW: Hey Burb, are you going to answer me every time with a line from one of your songs?
BD: Just like a woman, I’m stuck in the middle with you.
FOW: But I’m a bloke
BD: Well hey Mr Tamborine man play a song for me
FOW: Do you think that you have succumbed to capitalism?
BD: Well Sandy, no matter what, you gotta serve somebody.
FOW: To wrap up Burb what’s the best advice you have for your audience?
BD: I think that lay lady lay, if not for you of course, Oh sister, forever young, tangled in blue, forever young with the joker man, so one day I will be released and can then shelter from the storm.
FOW: This is getting nowhere!
