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Democracy – Shamocracy

11 Sunday Nov 2018

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Sunday Rant by Emmjay

Some days I think the whole planet needs a stronger anti-depressant. We humans are doing a pretty shit job – not for the first time either.

Here’s my 2 cents worth. The fact that complete counts* run things and that dickwits like Trump voters – poor people and every female Trump voter clearly did so AGAINST THEIR OWN INTERESTS, shows the massive lie about so-called democracy.

The Greeks did a far better job. Not perfect but better than this shit excuse for government.

In Ancient Greece, not every hominid was allowed to vote.  Slaves and women, for example – not fair by today’s standards, but considering the wisdom of universal suffrage  is a lot better than just opting for universal suffering.

Nowadays, people who are so dumb as to vote against their own interests do not deserve a vote because they clearly are not fit to have a say in how they are governed.

People buy any old bullshit.

And what do we have here in Australia ? Someone yesterday in the Saturday paper called Morrison “Trump Lite”.  And I gather that the happy clapping Christian Scomo – who just suddenly appeared from the bushes while everyone was watching Abbott, was apparently sacked from his previous position of CEO of Tourism Australia for incompetence and dodgy dealing. It takes real talent to fuck up a shrimp on the barbie campaign.

So the Libnats made him Treasurer and then Prime-Minister and we all sat around and let it happen. The “we” is of course inclusive of “Showbag” Bill Shorten. Don’t even mention Luke Foley. FFS !

*remove the vowel of your choosing.

Kids OFF ! Everyone OFF ! Libnats Fuck Off !

23 Tuesday Oct 2018

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Rant by Emmjay

Dear patrons of the Pig’s Arms, no surprises that the rich cats of Wentworth gave the Liberal counts the hiding they deserve, but I want to remind everyone that this is early days for the fight for decency.

The good doctor Kerryn Phelps has a very spotty track record as far as things the traditional left might hold dear – she had a flirtation with preferencing the Liberals until somebody pointed out the wackiness of that idea and she dropped them to number ten on her how to vote card.  Not low enough, I say.

Helen Razer (possibly the last living Marxist ‘journalist’) on New Matilda wrote a piece titled Pig Shit in reference to Kerryn’s win and highlighted some of Dr Kerryn’s previous achievements.  Now, I’m no big fan of Ms Razer, but I reckon she’s more than adequately reminded us that replacing a deposed PM by someone who’s not a Liberal, but a quasi Liberal sympathiser is a very small step for mankind.

Helen Razer gives Kerryn the Big Finger !

It remains to be seen what Dr Phelps can actually achieve before (one hopes) the greatest Libnat thrashing since Federation.

But to finish on a more positive note, how hilarious is it that the Libnats response is to blame the guy they threw down the stairs for not supporting whatever or whoever the Liberal Candidate was !  I mean how stupid are these muppets ?  As hopeless as the Libnats made Malcolm Turnbull (admittedly with a lot of participation on his own behalf), he was a million miles in front of Scott Happy Clapper – boat stopper extraordinaire.

And I sincerely hope that Jane Caro runs – and defeats Tony Abbothole in Warringah  – I mean 30% of the Liberal party members did not vote for Tony in preselection – but the pissweak bastards stood nobody against him.  Let’s hope that other bastion of Liberal voters , like Wentworth rich cats grows some moral spine and ditches the greatest self-interested fascist wrecker since Federation.

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National Country Party Misses Golden Opportunity

26 Monday Feb 2018

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Barnaby Joyce, Country Party, George Christensen, National Party, turd

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Simulated National Country Party Member

From the Pig’s Arms cub reporter Teddy Behr

In a stunning turdaround, the National Party of Counts has failed to replace a bombastic, bloated tomato-coloured, snaggle-toothed sexual deviant with a bombastic, bloated tomato-coloured gun deviant with sweaty under-arms, dressed by his mother.

Commentators were left wondering what this fat, bloated sunburnt brown land is coming to – and are awaiting with bated breath to see what kind of screw-up the deeply-considered alternative candidate will inject into the body politic.  Something other than sperm or lead – they hoped.

 

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3 Miles – Reblogged from a Wonderful National Public Radio Podcast

11 Thursday Jan 2018

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Chana Joffe-Walt, Ira Glass, Private School Education, Public School Education, This American Life

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Three Miles

There’s a program that brings together kids from two schools. One school is public and in the United States’ poorest congressional district. The other is private and costs $43,000/year. They are three miles apart.

The hope is that kids connect, but some of the public school kids just can’t get over the divide. We hear what happens when you get to see the other side and it looks a lot better.

The podcast is audio only and comes in two complementary halves of about 20 minutes.

ED- I’d very much like our patrons to hear this first and then I’ll write my lived experience – this time in Australia – but at a time when education was far more than just preparing young minds for a job and a life on the treadmill.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/550/three-miles

American Gunslingers

06 Friday Oct 2017

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Cowboys

Story by Emmjay

First published as a response to Gerard Oosterman

Trump said that “this is not the time to discuss gun control” – OK, no more ridiculous than all his other moronic rubbish, but that merely proves IMHO, the incredible power of the gun industry and the industrial military complex on the larger scale.

In the second amendment, granting permission to “bear Arms” – the key phrase is “well-regulated militia” – which it certainly isn’t. And to even think that a three hundred year old “get out” clause is still considered useful is stupid beyond belief – but apparently difficult to fix.

I don’t understand why enough Americans cannot challenge the amendment on the basis of the obvious failure of regulation of the militia and the right to bear arms through the US Supreme Court. The evidence against “well-regulated” lies in pools of blood all over the streets of America.

I have felt, since Bush got elected that we (i.e. the rest of the planet) are the unwilling witnesses to the decline of the American Empire – only temporarily slowed by the stymied Obama administration.

On one level, it’s good to see the downfall of such a profligate, massively ignorant and self-centred nation. But on another level one shudders to think what might replace it – a Putin dictatorship, or more likely a China first superpower – already building strategic military bases off shore and dragging its feet over effectively dealing with the other fuckwit de jour Kim Jun.

It’s small comfort to be so far away from the major players, but I do think that we should enjoy what’s left of Australia while we still can.

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Don’s Movember Plans

17 Thursday Aug 2017

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Gladys Solves Homelessness

16 Wednesday Aug 2017

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Gladys B and the Pigs, homelessness, NSW Premier

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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot..

Tent Embarrassment

02 Wednesday Aug 2017

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Story by The Pig’s Arms cub reporter (Carlton United Breweries) and political communist  columnist Ray Deoshockjock

This photograph was taken Monday 31 July, 2017 in Martin Place Sydney.  How these good folk pitch tents on solid brick paving is beyond me, but good luck to them and their ingenuity

Not visible off the right of the photograph is their amenity block and kitchen where a formerly homeless chef prepares  free food out of his working hours.

On the left, is Australia’s Reserve Bank.

Behind the photographer on the prestigious Macquarie Street is the NSW Parliament Building, replete with security shed out the front.

And on TV last night was the unedifying spectacle of the NSW Premier Gladys Bokonon bagging out the Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Leaf for not removing these inconvenient reminders to a government with a multi-billion dollar surplus (ironically raised from a rapacious and grasping stamp duty (aka tax rip-off) – to sort out their fucking affordable housing policy and implement the damned thing.

Clover, in her inimitably reasonable co-operative style (full co-operation just short of actually doing anything) asserted that she lacked the power to remove the tents and their occupiers.  Hands clearly tied, shoulders hunched.  Mea definitely not culpa.

Then we had the NSW Housing Minister – now part of “Community Services” Poo Goward, doing a dressed-down impression of Cruella de Vile,  flashing her rat-like pointy teeth and saying, exasperated that “THESE PEOPLE had been offered temporary accommodation until they could find permanent accommodation – and spitting vitriol that they had not accepted the generous offer of 28 days’ respite” – off the street until they would be forced back out there.

The Rt Hon Minister for Housing the Poor was seething with anger that these inconvenient folks (aka her clients) were refusing to accept a bum deal.  It looked like she really wanted to smack them and send them home…. no wait, that’s not going to work……

So, clearly, patrons de la salle de porc, these are not real people with a serious inability to cope with the ridiculous Sydney rental prices.  These homeless people are a bloody inconvenience and an embarrassment.

Well, parliamentary representatives of the people of Sydney and NSW who would prefer to spend billions on new freeways that the residents of the Inner West absolutely do NOT want ……

Get off your fat arses and do something effective to help homeless people – and DO IT NOW !

This has been Ray Deoshockjock for the Pig’s Arms

The Cardy Puts One O’Way

10 Monday Jul 2017

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Story by Emmjay

“Bring, Bring” insisted the phone.  Which was more convincing than say the toaster demanding bread.

“O’Waaaahy, h, h, , har, har, har aaaaaark.  Here” answered O’Way.  Which seemed apt given that it was in fact O’Way and his cough.

“Listen up”.  Said the unmistakeable drone of the Bishop.  The rumour was that the Cardy had made the Bish a bish because he had a voice so unutterably dull that he was perfect in the witness box and an excellent supporting act for the Cardy who was making an unexpected comeback – with perhaps less support than Johnny Farnham, but certainly a lot more anticipation.

“You know the Royal Commissh ?” it wasn’t so much a question as a command, continued the Bish.

“Of course !” lied O’Way who who who, hark, hark, hark…… (muffled spit into hanky).  Of course O’Way would have only heard of the Royal Commish if she was running at Flemington, or perhaps Dapto Dogs (since the reformation)… but he was renowned for filling in the blanks and going with the flow – common amongst the clerics of St Generic Brands.

“ The Cardy needs you to do some tidying up”, said the Bish.

“Isn’t that Manne or Granny’s job ?” said O’Way.

“Not cleaning up STUFF” said the Bish, “Tidying up some people’s shonky memory”.

“Oh” said O’Way, who had no concept of memory, much less shonky memory.  He paused and waited for another train of thought – to climb aboard.

The bish obliged by mumbling something about the Cardy having some stiff questions about kiddie fiddling.  (Ed……Sorry, ALLEGED kiddy fiddling).

“Bish ?” inquired O’Way.

“Yes, father?” replied the bish.

“Bish, um (ahark ahark ahark) what precisely is kiddy fiddling ?  I didn’t know the Cardy even played the violin”.

“You’ve heard of Bluegrass, Father ?” asked the Bish.

“Dang !” replied O’Way, (readers should imagine they heard the distant sound of Duelling Banjos).

“The Cardy was playing ‘Foggy Mountain Breakdown’ ? said O’Way.

“Well, kind of a breakdown” said the Bish. “These people with mental illness claim they got it in the cloisters – and that the Cardy was in the second row.

“Yeah” said O’Way.

“Yeah ?” inquired the Bish.

“Yeah, I copped a few in the cloisters playing against Christian Brothers” said O’Way.” Makes your eyes water quite a bit”.

“Nah” said the Bish. “This one’s serious father.  The Cardy has been accused of ALLEGEDLY (thanks… Ed) having improper regard to the tackle of minors” said the Bish.

“He took the choir fishing without a permit ?”  wondered O’Way.

“You’re getting warmer” said the Bish.

“Wedding tackle:” said the Bish.

“The Choir was singing at a wedding ?” asked O’Way.

“Could have been” said the Bish.

“And the mental illness” ? said O’Way, accidentally re-routing the conversation back to the point of the Bish’s call.

“Ah, Yes of Course” said the Bish, “Well they say they have suffered ever since the Cardy and the wedding tackle incidents (ALLEGED incidents …. Ed.)

“Do we know who these people are, Bish?” asked O’Way.

“Yes, of course” said the Bish.

“What’s their beef ?” said O’Way “Didn’t they get any cake ?”

“What cake ?” said the Bish.

“You know, WEDDING cake” said O’Way. “What were they doing playing rugby at the wedding ?”

“What wedding ?” said the Bish.

“You know – the one where the Cardy played Duelling Banjos” said O’Way.

“Are you doing anything right now?” asked the Bish.

“No, Whaaaay ahark ahark ahark?” said O’Way.

“I’ve got a key witness assignment for you coming up”, said the Bish.

“Will there be cake ?” asked O’Way.

“It will be a cake walk” said the Bish.

“Great said O’Way” “I love a party.

The Global Meanness of Libnats

06 Monday Feb 2017

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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defunding, palliative care, Tasmania

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Story by Emmjay

So, Tasmania always looks like a great place to move to when the mercury hits the thirties and above on the big island.  That is, unless you need a job.

And you wouldn’t want to get sick in Tasmania either.

The Hodgman government is allegedly looking for ways to address overweening demand for emergency services at the Royal Hobart Hospital.  (Where have we heard that tune before ?  Answer:  every state and territory in the federation.)

But for my money the lowest mean act is that to save money they are defunding Palliative Care Tasmania.  According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania is the organisation that trains palliative care workers and offers support to terminally ill people and their families.  This is without a doubt an outrageous thing to do.

Patients with terminal illnesses and their families in my opinion are the people smack dab between the rock and the hardest place one faces in life.  Anyone who has sat with a loved one in God’s waiting room and shared the pain and suffering so many folk experience at the end of their life will know just how critically important is quality palliative care. And the carers in my experience do the most difficult, incredibly important and demanding jobs – for the lowest pay.  SO this is a double if not a triple whammy.

But it’s lucky that the Taswegians have a sympathetic ear in Canberra.  Regardless of who’s the Minister for Health and ageing this week.  Gadzooks – NOT GREG Hunt !  They’re really up shit creek now.

According to the ABC, Palliative Care Tasmania has worked with 250 organisations across the state, has been going for 20 years and was granted $2.6M in 2012 to ramp up its programs.  The fact that the organisation is facing closure now because government funding has dried up, gives the lie to the allegation that state and federal politicians and bureaucrats have any concept that government is for the long haul.  And it’s certainly not rocket surgery to understand that with an ageing population the demand for end-of-life care is rising.

It beggars belief that the Minister Darren Mathewson recognised that this would be a significant loss.  That was it.  Well done Darren.  Thanks for coming.

Effing outrageous.

On a lighter note, the Turnbull government has managed the unthinkable – lower approval ratings than even the Abbott government.  Couldn’t possibly be because they haven’t actually done ANYTHING since they fluked re-election.  Could it ?  Well, I suppose standing down Susan Ley was a major achievement.  And replacing her with Greg Hunt.  Masterful leadership, Mal.  Fucking masterful.  And what a great job you’re doing looking after the refugees.

This is not a government.  Cat spew would be better at running the country than these guys.

So, if Tasmania is out, and the American rich have not purchased all of New Zealand, maybe it’s time to cash in some of the goodwill Australia has gained by accepting, no questions asked, kiwi economic refugees in the past.

 

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