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Tourist Songs Part 1

05 Sunday Oct 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Algernon

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Arethra Franklin, First Aid, Gene Pitney, Gladys Knight and The Pips, HooDoo Gurus, Iggy Pop, Jackson Browne, Jamiroquai, Paul Siomn, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Taj Mahal, Tom Robinson Band, Tourist songs

tourists 1

 

Playlist by Algernon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YePEh3Zql3k

1000 Miles away – Hoodoo Gurus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3t9SfrfDZM

Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjUaxP7PPE

24 Hours from Tulsa – Gene Pitney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0LZu80FHU

2 4 6 8 Motorway – Tom Robinson Band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhN__oEHaw

The Passenger – Iggy Pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Paper Planes – M.I.A.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKL4X0PZz7M

My Silver Lining – First aid Kit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VouHPeO4Gls

On the Run –Pink Floyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5UUS0B3Gag

Six days on the road – Taj Mahal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJYRtOPUonA

Running on empty – Jackson Browne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip_pjb5_fgA

Freeway of Love – Aretha Franklin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdfZnWsps34

Midnight Train to Georgia – Gladys Knight and the Pips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11GYvfYjyV0

Travelling without Moving – Jamiroquai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11GYvfYjyV0

Road Trippin’ – Red Hot Chilli Peppers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUpBSvN1a50

We gotta get out of this place – The Animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDXzLeFUkpc

Graceland – Paul Simon

 

 

Bill to Ban Constipation

02 Thursday Oct 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Bill Shorten, constipation

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Bill thing working on a hard one.

Emmjay puts another one in for the mob. 

In a clear display of masterful leadership, the leader of Her Majesty’s Australian Opposition, Bill something has announced the Labor Party’s answer to Tony Abbott bringing back constipation.

This was a shock move mainly because it came from Bill thing, whereas everyone in the press gallery expected Clive to be the one with constipation on his mind.

Bill whatshisname hinted at a firm position he called Labor’s Three Stools Policy. Details are scant, but it is thought that Labor stalwarts are in the process of working things out.

In late breaking wind news, Bill was heard to say “Oh, conscription ! I thought Tony said constipation”.  Albo pointed out to Bill that this was unlikely because the ever-tactful Tony had contrary form, quoting Tony as being renowned for his “Shit happens” line delivered in the face of a sad loss of life.

Sources close to Bill said he was more likely to have be engrossed with a forthcoming white paper – a long, soft white paper, kinder to arseholes than abrasive crap like Tony and that Bill was suddenly caught shorten.

Abbott to Bring Back Conscription

30 Tuesday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Abbott, Conscription, unemployed youth

conscription  Emmjay – Can’t Help Himself Again

Not content with being at the cutting edge, Pig’s Arms ranga reporter Brian O’Kerry speaks to us from over the event horizon today, beyond the Western skyline.

This is his story.

He choses to start now.

In a shocking, but entirely consistent way, the PM with the leastest, the man with no money in his budget, no heart in his budget and in fact no budget in his budget, is about to spend millions each day sending our troops into Iraq (AGAIN !).

The retired military (only place to be when a war is on…. retired) are all advising that this will be a long war. Long these days means more than a decade. So get ready for a fucked economy for ANOTHER decade at least.

But there’s a more pressing item on the neo-fascist Abbotian agenda. Youth unemployment. Hmmm. War and unemployment. Hmmm. What did we do when we had this problem in the sixties ?

I REMEMBER ! We brought in an entirely unfair ballot that forced young men (note – only young men – and young men from the working class to boot to boot camp on the way to having their lives entirely fucked up in Vietnam.

Now we all know how massively unpopular that was, but it was at a time when people gave a stuff about a fair go and stood against political evil – shoulder to shoulder. This is now. Every man and woman for themselves. Stuff you, I definitely am all right Jack.

So, it is with heavy heart that, looking over the horizon, our Pig’s Arms cub reporter reports that the Abbott Government will be bringing in conscription on the first Tuesday in January when the Reserve Bank will raise interest rates and sell bonds to fund Australia’s contribution to the newly discovered fresh war on terror (a.k.a. demonising everyone with a beard, a burqua or both. Especially both.)

In a fresh departure from his usual punitive stance, Abbott will be offering nashos a holiday at an unnamed country retreat with unlimited paintball credits and the chance to play “Fortune of War” after their usual bedtimes. And after that, if they reach level 47, they will win an all-expenses paid tour of sun and sand resorts in exotic places. Much more fulfilling than doing break and enters to fund a crack habit in some hole in the ground housing commission suburb.

Did I mention the opium ? Free opium too.

So, don’t worry Australian youth – about having an unpropitious birth date. There will be just one exemption – for the poor bastards unlucky enough to be born on a day without a “y” in it. Hah ! Just joking. Everyone will be able to go – unless they have a dad or mum in the cabinet, in which case they’ll be given a non-existent scholarship worth $60,000 to a fashion college.

So, there you have it, FOPA (Friends of Pig’s Arms). Welcome to the new Abbott bastardry – Conscription II.

Cephalopod Human

24 Wednesday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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Anita Marosszeky, Dean Walsh, Lisa Roberts, Living Data Lab

Hello everyone,

Calling all scientists, artists, photographers, writers, cinematographers, reporters …etc

In less than a minute see the cephalopod-human in the Living Data Lab at UTS last Monday lunchtime:

He will come again next Monday 1-2pm IF enough people want to watch, photograph, videotape, draw, write, and distribute their recordings online.  Let us know !

Organised by artist, environmental activist and Friend of the Pig’s Arms,

Lisa Roberts

http://lisaroberts.com.au

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VIVIENNE’s Back on the BBQ

23 Tuesday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Vivienne

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barbecue, chicken skewers, leg of lamb, Vivienne's recipes

butterflied-lamb

One boned leg of lamb

The marinade is from Stephanie Alexander’s The Cook’s Companion (1st edition). I first used it to marinate a boned leg of lamb in the late 90s.

Mix together –

  • 3 tablespoons Dijon mustard
  • 1 tablespoon light soy
  • 1 tablespoon plain flour
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon of finely chopped rosemary leaves
  • Ground black pepper

Stephanie omitted recommending how long to marinate but experience says a good four hours. It is more like a paste so spread it over a butterflied leg of lamb having trimmed excess fat.   Because the lamb is butterflied it does not take long to cook and cooking time depends on the level of preferred pinkness. Please do not overcook. Best cooked on the hot plate. Serve sliced up with salads or whatever takes your fancy.

Chicken skewers

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Marinate 2cm cubes of chicken thighs in the following mixture. (This would do at least 1 kg of chicken.)

  • Juice and grated rind of a whole lemon
  • Crushed garlic – about 5 standard cloves
  • Handful of chopped fresh Oregano
  • Salt (preferably Murray River flakes)
  • Freshly ground pepper
  • A finely chopped fresh red chilli and a sprinkle of dried chilli flakes
  • 2 teaspoons cumin
  • 2 tablespoon brown sugar
  • Olive oil to combine all together and enough to coat the chicken

I recommend tasting the marinade to see if it is to your liking. You may wish to adjust things a little. A couple of hours marinating is all that is needed. Skewer up and cook on the BBQ grill.

You might like to make this rice salad – it is rather delicious.

Brown rice salad

Cook one cup of brown rice, allow to drain well and completely cool. Then add the following dressing and vegetables.

Dressing –

  • Juice of a whole lemon
  • Teaspoon of crushed garlic
  • 3 tablespoons of soy sauce
  • 2 tablespoons of peanut oil/vegetable oil

Add 3 sticks celery chopped up; half a large red capsicum chopped up; small can of corn; currants (handful) and 3 spring onions sliced. Mix altogether. Then add couple handfuls of roughly chopped cashews dry toasted in pan (add salt if they are unsalted).

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Beheading the Labor Party

21 Sunday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay, Politics in the Pig's Arms

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Abbott, indefinite detention without charge, police arrests, terrorism

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Rant by Emmjay

It was tense at the Pig’s Arms this week with the news that the AFP and NSW coppers had saved one or two of our random population from suffering the fate of those unfortunate and now deceased westerners in the wrong place at the wrong time – anywhere in the Middle East.

I’m referring to the news coming down on the electric television in the front bar of the pub – about the pre-dawn raid on 25 western suburbs Sydney homes – and some in Brisbane looking for weapons, explosives and computers and phones laden with incriminating evidence of terrorist malfeasance plotting.

RIGHT HERE in the backyard of the pub.

There it was in graphic detail and I might add, beautifully choreographed and shot – dudes with cheap tracky dacks and beards with their hands cable-tied behind them, sitting on the nature strip with reaaallly beefy storm-trooper cops standing over them in the pre-dawn dark. Lots of those pics. Man, how lucky are we being protected by these heroes!

Amazing how the reporters were there on the job to get the action ! Helicopters with search lights !

Fifteen people taken into custody. Three charged after two days – and the rest let free.

But we did get a glimpse of a longish object under a cloth that COULD have been a sword.

And there’s an allegation that there was a phone call from some bearded psychopath supporting the Islamic State to target arrestee #1 instructing him to behead some random bystander and drape them with the IS flag in some really public place. Somewhere.

And so the media went into hyperdrive pedalling rumours about domestic terrorism. Not much actual evidence mind you, but since our illustrious illustrated illusionist leader was busy despatching troops back to Iraq – a nation to which we just recently cut all economic aid – and since we have had to tighten our belts (pay attention poor, sick and disadvantaged people, mentally ill, victims of domestic violence, unemployed people and students) – I guess Tony had to beat up some excuse for doing what America told us to do – even if we clearly cannot afford it.

I mean – what does a squadron of fighter planes and a few thousand troops cost per day compared to keeping open a few women’s shelters and schools for troubled youth ?  Gotta be much cheaper to fund sham military actions than look after our own, doesn’t it ?

I don’t know about you, friends of the Pig’s Arms, but I have a strong feeling of being sold a pile of poo tickets by the government and the media. And I’m ashamed at how keenly our media wants to whip up racism and antipathy towards our Muslim brothers and sisters.

The fact that (on the pretext that the confiscated computers and phones have so much data that it will take time to go through it all) the Australian Government had to trot out Howard era draconian anti-terrorist laws (unlimited detention without charge) to be able to hold the alleged criminals in custody indefinitely speaks volumes.

Here, friends we see it before our own eyes – Tony Abbott’s own ‘children overboard’ moment.

This government is bad enough without creating wild and irrational fear and turning Australia into a dyed in the wool police state. Check out the pictures. They say it all.

Which is in stark contrast with the Labor party who just stand there, looking concerned in case some of the mad bullshit might be remotely true – and saying nothing.

But as far as the Labor Party is concerned, they might as well pack up their tent and abandon the next election, because when the mindless people who voted these scum in have a choice between Bill Shorten and Australia’s answer to Vlad Putin,  I’m pretty sure we can all guess who they think will best protect them.

So, show us the evidence, politicians and cops – some weapons of mass destruction or something, you lying bastards. Hurry up and manufacture some at least.

Or shut the fuck up, let the arrested people go and then you can just piss off.

Speaking Australians

17 Wednesday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

≈ 2 Comments

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humour, Indian pisstake of Australia

Thanks to the discovery Team over at Gez’ Blog.

Look for the First Episode – G’Day Knackers.  It’s priceless.

Scientists Find a Link Between Eric Abetz and Total Stupidity

10 Wednesday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

≈ 6 Comments

 

eric

Dear Pigs Armsters,

Nothing happening….. but in the mean time – have some fun over at “The Shovel”

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2014/08/08/link-found-between-eric-abetz-and-totally-stupidity/

Pig’s Arms Top 40

04 Thursday Sep 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Uncategorized

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From Your Hostest with the Leastest

Remember when Friday bought the 1960s most important news – the Top 40 ? It was the information that kept us in touch with life’s most important issues – like whether Dave Clarke Five’s “Ferry ‘Cross the Mersey” would overtake Freddy and the Dreamers “Do the Freddy”.

Well, in recognition that things have changed, but the Top 40 helps us maintain a sense of our priorities, here – for your edification is the Pig’s Arms World Top 40.

  1. What Have they Done with Ukraine, Ma ? – European Cover Band – number 1 with a bullet !
  2. Going to War with ISM – Barack and the Bombers -a solid performer with tour dates announced for Kurdistan.
  3. Ebola – Fearan Epidemic
  4. My Budget Lies Over the Ocean – Joe and the Jokers
  5. Six Months in a Leaky Boat – Scott and the Protected Borders
  6. University Soldier – Chrissy and the Pynefields
  7. War – What is it Good For ? Dick Cheney with Donny and the Rumsfelds
  8. Money, Money, Money – Gina and the Rhinos
  9. Newcastle Mining Disaster – Nat Tinkle and the Panhandlers
  10. Baby Love – George and the Pellmen
  11. Sweet 16 – Rolf and the Harridans
  12. Fighting in the Streets – The Ferguson Stompers V the Police
  13. Turn Turn Turn – Clive Palmer and the Do-Wop Girls
  14. Help ! – The Economy – down from number 12
  15. How Can I be Sure ? – the Renewable Energy Band
  16. Bad Moon Rising – CSIRO and the Scientists
  17. I Wanna Be Sedated – Cara More and the Environment
  18. Do the Eddie – ICAC
  19. Do the Eric – Joe Tripod
  20. Do the Tripod Stomp – Eric and the Roozens
  21. One Day, Some Day – Pete Costello and the Second Fiddles
  22. Edelweiss, Idle White – Georgie Brandis and the Far Right
  23. Sally Had to Get Married – Echo Abetz and the Backyard Abortionists
  24. Tax the Poor – Joe and the Jokers
  25. Have You Seen My Wife, Mr Jones ? Craig and the Thompsonettes
  26. Barangaroo Boogie – Jimmy Packer and the Rolling Inits.
  27. Bus Stop – Gladys B and the Inner West Transport
  28. Waiting for a Train – Gladys B and the Inner West Transport
  29. Fly Me to the Moon – Alan Joyce and the Joyce Boys
  30. Can’t Buy Me Love – Tony and the Front Benchers
  31. Classical Gas – AGL and the Lamplighters
  32. Frackin Me Baby – AGL and the Lamplighters.
  33. Under My Bed – Peter and the Slippers
  34. The Bicycle Song – Tony and the Speedos
  35. Green Green Grass of Home – Cara Bon and the Tax
  36. You Only Live Twice – Phil Nitschke
  37. Jump ! – Psycho Boyfriend and the Block of Flats
  38. Mine, Mine, Mine (It’s All) – Gina and the Rhinos
  39. Talk to Me, Talk to Me – the iPhone 6
  40. It’s All Over Now – Earth and the Seven Billion

Shoeleather Critic

21 Thursday Aug 2014

Posted by Therese Trouserzoff in Emmjay

≈ 19 Comments

Tags

Jake the Pedo, Rolf Harris, satire, sexual mis conduct, sole food

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Pedestrian Review by Ian Stepp

As if you didn’t already think that humanity has sunk to new lows in trivial pursuits, today I received some footwear spam inviting me to offer my views about the New Waverider 17 Retro Mens running shoe – yours for a mere snip short of 200 buckeroos.

So far two earnest running types raved about the New Waverider, so in the interest of new balance, I thought I’d offer my views – always here to help .

I wear these shoes for lying on the couch in front of the TV drinking beer and eating chips.  On the way to the fridge, I value a shoe that gives me more support than my mistresses and is less slippery than a used car salesman if I spill stuff on the lino.  

They are so comfortable that I take them to bed and the running shoes are good too.

Most of the time I don’t take them off until I have a bath, so stay tuned when I reveal my inner sole next year.

Highly recommended.  Get yourself an au pair.

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